First Wizard 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Norwich City FC is Delia''s baby.........................and you never give your baby away!.Yes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bailojnr 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Did you know a Shortfin Mako shark can leap up to 20 feet out of the water. Wow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="bailojnr"]Did you know a Shortfin Mako shark can leap up to 20 feet out of the water. Wow?[/quote]Actually, yes I did!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
inspector 0 Posted February 23, 2007 And i can eat a rowntree''s fruit pastille without chewing it!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbncfc 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Did you know......that cold potatoes aren''t hot?...wow... [:O] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Rages 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Although the baby does sometimes get thrown out with the bath water.And the historical background to this phrase is:Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it - hence the saying, "Don''t throw the baby out with the bath water."Is Delia the man and the club the baby? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacko 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="bailojnr"]Did you know a Shortfin Mako shark can leap up to 20 feet out of the water. Wow?[/quote]Why would it want to do that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snakepit Boy 0 Posted February 23, 2007 And a cockroach can live for nine days after its head is cut off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="blacko"] Why would it want to do that?[/quote]Well, if I had a Great White (Shark) chasing me, I''d do the bloody same!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBFF 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Norwich City FC is Delia''s baby.........................and you never give your baby away!.Yes?[/quote]What ever she says she will never give up control of Carrow Rd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,633 Posted February 23, 2007 Be positive - use positive questions whenever you can. Note: your inner thoughts will always be answered by your subconscious mind. And: it will always come up with an answer no matter what you ask - however groundless or irrelevant that question may have been! So: if you ask ‘why am I so stupid?’, it will find an answer. And: it will be a negative one. Better: always ask empowering questions. Examples: ‘How can I handle this?’, What do I need to do to achieve the desired result?’, ‘What can I learn from this?’. Outcome: your subconscious mind will come up with a solution to these problems. [:|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted February 23, 2007 and i can get an entire Wagon wheel in my mouth, whole.... Proof can be provided in the Barclay on any match day.. just bring the said chocolate bar with u... failing that 2 digestive biscuits...jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canary cherub 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Did you know . . . there''s a species of giant slug that mates in mid-air, suspended from a long thread of mucus, or snot in layman''s terms. They are hermaphrodites so they roger each other simultaneously. As the saying goes . . . don''t do to someone else what you wouldn''t want done to you.(Will this get past the modifiers, do you think?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted February 23, 2007 Modifiers? Makes us sound like the A-Team. I ain''t getting on no plane fool! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom NCFC 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="inspector"]And i can eat a rowntree''s fruit pastille without chewing it!![/quote]The purely blackcurrant one''s are underated! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macdougalls perm 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Cogito ergo sum. (I think, therefore I am.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustyboy 2 Posted February 23, 2007 So what we are saying here is a Shortfin Mako shark will jump 20 foot out of the water and eat Delia''s baby before being chased off by a swarm of headless Cockroaches! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snakepit Boy 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="jas the barclay king"]and i can get an entire Wagon wheel in my mouth, whole.... Proof can be provided in the Barclay on any match day.. just bring the said chocolate bar with u... failing that 2 digestive biscuits...jas :)[/quote]But a Wagon Wheel ain''t a chocolate bar. It''s a biscuit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crispy 4 Posted February 23, 2007 glass is a liquid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hairy Canary 707 Posted February 23, 2007 Everything is liquid if it''s hot enough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snakepit Boy 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="Crispy"]glass is a liquid[/quote]No it''s not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,303 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="Crispy"]glass is a liquid[/quote]Is Lenin''s grave, a communist plot?Should masochists be given a fair crack of the whip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Before it dies not of a lack of head but of starvation! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7rew 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Glass is a solid, it was on QI. pains of glass in old windows arethicker at the bottom because it wasn''t possible to make good glass ofuniform thickness, so the glaiziers put the think bit at the bottom foradded strength.Today''s thought - will be along tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="Snakepit Boy"]And a cockroach can live for nine days after its head is cut off.[/quote]Ah that''s better. That was what I meant to quote! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snakepit Boy 0 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="7rew"]Glass is a solid, it was on QI. pains of glass in old windows are thicker at the bottom because it wasn''t possible to make good glass of uniform thickness, so the glaiziers put the think bit at the bottom for added strength.Today''s thought - will be along tomorrow.[/quote]Is the think bit the clever bit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="Snakepit Boy"][quote user="jas the barclay king"] and i can get an entire Wagon wheel in my mouth, whole.... Proof can be provided in the Barclay on any match day.. just bring the said chocolate bar with u... failing that 2 digestive biscuits...jas :)[/quote]But a Wagon Wheel ain''t a chocolate bar. It''s a biscuit.[/quote]i dont care.. the illusion is still the same... jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7rew 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Snakepit boy - the think bit is the bit I have problems with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginja 26 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="Tom NCFC"][quote user="inspector"]And i can eat a rowntree''s fruit pastille without chewing it!![/quote]The purely blackcurrant one''s are underated![/quote]As opposed to the half lemon half blackcurrent ones....?But I must agree blackcurrent is No.1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,303 Posted February 23, 2007 [quote user="7rew"]Glass is a solid, it was on QI. pains of glass in old windows are thicker at the bottom because it wasn''t possible to make good glass of uniform thickness, so the glaiziers put the think bit at the bottom for added strength.Today''s thought - will be along tomorrow.[/quote]I''d prefer to fall onto ''solid'' water from 15 feet, than solid concrete. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites