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Looks like the Stoke job ain’t happening and Chelsea won’t come calling again any time soon.  
 

Could he be looking at a new opportunity to push his skills to another level? What job could Stu excel at best with his stock at an all time high? 
 

 

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The Honourable Angela Rayner's speech and script writer....Oh, and her proof reader.....

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Will be housework and decorating.  He’s got some making up to do at home, and won’t be earning a wage any time soon.  

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2 minutes ago, FCC said:

Will be housework and decorating.  He’s got some making up to do at home, and won’t be earning a wage any time soon.  

Hoggy and Lakey are fighting over his first private commission. 

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If the BBC decide to relaunch 'Til Death Do Us Part' he could take the role as Alf Garnett.

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SHERPA trainee.

Sherpas are mountain-dwelling people who have lived in the shadow of the Himalayas for centuries. They are your indispensable friend who knows about the terrain above the mountain like the back of their hand.

They make your climbing expedition successful by helping you with loads, setting up camps, taking care of you, cooking the meals, and fixing the ropes and ladder. Without their vast experience and support, most climbers could not even stand a chance of reaching the peak.

Therefore, when you are in an emergency gasping for air above 5000m, battling exhaustion, you will deeply appreciate the help of these sherpas, the mountain’s unsung heroes.

In other words; they basically do the climb for you stu. 👍😉

 

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After his mountain climb. What percentage chance will Webber be back in football against being in prison? What’s the more likely? Seemingly as they are the only two choices in life. 

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Just now, Graham Paddons Beard said:

Those selves in Tesco don’t stack themselves . 

will be Morrisons so he can wave at Auntie Delia across the road on his Fag Break 

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4 minutes ago, norfolkngood said:

will be Morrisons so he can wave at Auntie Delia across the road on his Fag Break 

All players get signed in the back rooms of Morrisons remember 

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11 hours ago, Capt. Pants said:

If the BBC decide to relaunch 'Til Death Do Us Part' he could take the role as Alf Garnett.

Webber does have great comic potential. There's more than a dash of Alan Partridge, David Brent, and now perhaps even the immortal Alf about him. He has the long-suffering partner (Zoe) that the male comic anti-hero nearly always has in British comedy. And the absolute certainty that he is right at all times and wants the world to know it.

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10 minutes ago, canarybubbles said:

Webber does have great comic potential. There's more than a dash of Alan Partridge, David Brent, and now perhaps even the immortal Alf about him. He has the long-suffering partner (Zoe) that the male comic anti-hero nearly always has in British comedy. And the absolute certainty that he is right at all times and wants the world to know it.

Zoe, an amalgam of these three.

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