Canary Jedi 590 Posted July 22, 2023 Ok I’ll start. There was a break-in at Portman Road on Friday evening. The entire contents of their trophy cabinet were stolen. Police are on the lookout for two men with a piece of blue carpet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,114 Posted July 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, Canary Jedi said: Ok I’ll start. There was a break-in at Portman Road on Friday evening. The entire contents of their trophy cabinet were stolen. Police are on the lookout for two men with a piece of blue carpet! Get that off Jimmy Tarbuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,114 Posted July 22, 2023 The last time Ipswich played in Europe the Town fans went wild on the ship crossing. They fired the cannons, pulled the masts down and three fans walked the plank. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,342 Posted July 22, 2023 (edited) What's the difference between Portman Road and a 1994 Skoda? You can still get £50 scrap for the Skoda. Edited July 22, 2023 by Google Bot Original was too sensitive I think :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,250 Posted July 22, 2023 Not really a joke but they've put up a statue to an alcoholic benefits cheat. That pretty much proves the scum that they are. If you want a joke ill keep it simple. 2 words. Ipswich Town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tricky974 61 Posted July 22, 2023 Did you hear about the Ipswich fan who left 2 season tickets in his car on the dashboard and it was broken into the thief stole all the sweets and left 2 more season tickets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,105 Posted July 22, 2023 There’s a major design flaw at Portman road, all the seats face the pitch 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vos 155 Posted July 23, 2023 The story about 3 years ago. The Chairman and the Manager of the Town were stopped by a police officer for speeding after a match but were let of. Someone commented "they could not even take a point of a police officer" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,323 Posted July 23, 2023 57 minutes ago, A Load of Squit said: Indy What?😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted July 23, 2023 (edited) After Ipswich were relegated to League 1, a Town supporting friend of mine nailed his season ticket to the door of the club shop in protest. Following a change of heart, he went back to get it, just to find someone had stolen the nail. Edited July 23, 2023 by Iwans Big Toe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heading South 24 Posted July 23, 2023 18 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: The last time Ipswich played in Europe the Town fans went wild on the ship crossing. They fired the cannons, pulled the masts down and three fans walked the plank. And the time we played in Europe …. They have qualified twice since our last and only time ….. oops egg on face time ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,653 Posted July 23, 2023 Is this fake Friday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,323 Posted July 23, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, nutty nigel said: Jabba the xxxx 😂😂 Edited July 23, 2023 by Indy 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 2,413 Posted July 23, 2023 A bit old hence the amount + outdated practice (purchase at turnstile) - Man went to the turnstile and handed over a £50 note saying, "Can I have two please?" The turnstile attendant replied, "Forwards or defenders?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRock 171 Posted July 24, 2023 Did you hear about the Ipswich supporter that went to his local Car Boot and parked facing the the wrong way? w**ker ended up selling his engine and had to walk home! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,449 Posted July 24, 2023 I was walking through the park the other day, when I saw a group of Ipswich supporters playing football with a hedgehog. So, I immediately ran over to rescue it, but I needn't have bothered, as it was already 2-0 up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRock 171 Posted July 24, 2023 Years ago, did you hear about the Ipswich Supporter who threw a pound coin at David Sheepshanks? When the Police Arrested him, they asked him to clarify if was a takeover bid! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted July 24, 2023 How many Ipswich fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They are quite happy to live in the shadows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,184 Posted July 24, 2023 Two blokes decide to spend Saturday afternoon fishing. To make it relaxing they deliberately choose an out of the way riverbank where there's no phone or internet signal. After a couple of hours one of them looks at his watch and declares, "Ipswich have lost". The other bloke gives him a bemused look and says, "How do you know?" The first bloke replies, "It's ten to five". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,459 Posted July 24, 2023 I went to Portman Road to watch a game. To liven things up I bought a Golden Goal ticket. When I opened it , it said “November” . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
