The Cases Against Leopard, Kjetil & Smith

[Big Vince 423]

Leopard:

His ego on its own will swallow up Norwich. The latter will just be the EPL vehicle to satisfy it.

His reputation as a former player surpasses everything else - so whatever he does as a manager, good or bad becomes secondary.

No significant body of work as a manager that qualifies him.

Outperformed by Farke in the Championship.

London boy not Old Farm. Will probably not even re-locate - instead be holed up in a room at Post House Hotel on Ipswich Road.

Wife is a confirmed WAG. Do we need WAG culture at Colney?

Unknown how he will make existing players taller, faster, stronger.

Kjetil:

A huge chasm to be bridged between Norwegian league and EPL.

Doesn't speak Norfolk.

Coaching methods are so fanatical as to be borderline megalomania.

Players will be attending as many sessions with the club shrink as they do with the coaches on the training pitch.

Unknown how he will make existing players taller, faster, stronger.

Smith:

Has the most ordinary name you could possibly get. If he hyphenated it to Smith-Ginola it would at least give some exotic appeal.

Outperformed by Farke in Championship.

Delia is so vain she would give him the job just because his name is already a fit. Any recommendation or sentiment from Delia immediately disqualifies him from the job.

Supports Aston Villa therefore keeps the same company as Bob the Grocer.

When Norwich play Villa he would let Villa win so they get the 6 points instead of Norwich.

Unknown how he will make the existing players taller, faster, stronger.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Mr Tea 140]

lampard.

is a ****.

WAG wife

 

no thanks

[A Load of Squit 6,260]

Give Frank a chance a, despite the old saying a leopard can change it's spots.

His wife isn't a typical WAG she used to be a presenter on the One Show, she was a good presenter, she crossed the Channel on water ski's for charity.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8563750.stm

The One Show presenter Christine Bleakley has completed her water-ski challenge across the English Channel in one hour and 40 minutes.

The star raised thousands of pounds for Sport Relief by crossing the 21-mile busy shipping lane to France.

[lake district canary 4,830]

38 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

Leopard:

His ego on its own will swallow up Norwich. The latter will just be the EPL vehicle to satisfy it.

His reputation as a former player surpasses everything else - so whatever he does as a manager, good or bad becomes secondary.

No significant body of work as a manager that qualifies him.

Outperformed by Farke in the Championship.

London boy not Old Farm. Will probably not even re-locate - instead be holed up in a room at Post House Hotel on Ipswich Road.

Wife is a confirmed WAG. Do we need WAG culture at Colney?

Unknown how he will make existing players taller, faster, stronger.

Kjetil:

A huge chasm to be bridged between Norwegian league and EPL.

Doesn't speak Norfolk.

Coaching methods are so fanatical as to be borderline megalomania.

Players will be attending as many sessions with the club shrink as they do with the coaches on the training pitch.

Unknown how he will make existing players taller, faster, stronger.

Smith:

Has the most ordinary name you could possibly get. If he hyphenated it to Smith-Ginola it would at least give some exotic appeal.

Outperformed by Farke in Championship.

Delia is so vain she would give him the job just because his name is already a fit. Any recommendation or sentiment from Delia immediately disqualifies him from the job.

Supports Aston Villa therefore keeps the same company as Bob the Grocer.

When Norwich play Villa he would let Villa win so they get the 6 points instead of Norwich.

Unknown how he will make the existing players taller, faster, stronger.

You got me Vince, I agree with you.....mostly....

Edited November 9, 2021 by lake district canary

[Cantiaci Canary 610]

'Doesn't speak Norfolk' ... 🤣

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,221]

You lost me at Leopard..........

[Bluefloyd 58]

You didn't add Frank's obvious bias for Chelsea and would probably let them beat us... 

[Olano 110]

58 minutes ago, lake district canary said:

You got me Vince, I agree with you.....mostly....

Unknown how he will make existing players taller, faster, stronger. 

(Its his thing, ask  Glimt players that was strugling for game time ore ore was on free transfers that now have ben called up to the Norwegian national team Hauge, Berg, Lode, Bjørkan, Solbakken and Botheim

And for Russia Harkin. )

 

Players will be attending as many sessions with the club shrink   ( yes !! And they Will come out ready to fight) 

[JB 138]

8 hours ago, Bluefloyd said:

You didn't add Frank's obvious bias for Chelsea and would probably let them beat us... 

Based on the last outing, not sure they'll need any help beating us

[thebigfeller 200]

I'm trying to work out if either:

1. The OP has a problem with autocorrect

2. The OP genuinely thinks one of England's best footballers of the last 20 years is called 'Frank Leopard'

3. The OP thinks he's being funny

Which is it? If it's 2), the OP is thick as mince. If it's 3), the OP is about as funny as root canal surgery.

I can only hope it's 1). 

[Pugin 601]

...and fwiw, he knows East Anglia very well and loves this part of the country. He has a large property portfolio in the area (and as I write it I realise that some will resent it) which his dear mother used to manage for him until she died far too young, a few years ago. He was educated very well (which again I know will cause prejudice), he's urbane, worldly, and very highly thought of throughout football.

Few of these will be selection criteria during the recruitment process, but let's be fair. 

[norfolkngood 1,174]

Lampard would have more money than the owners so if we need a signing that could come in handy !

[Commonsense 802]

10 hours ago, Big Vince said:

Leopard:

His ego on its own will swallow up Norwich. The latter will just be the EPL vehicle to satisfy it.

His reputation as a former player surpasses everything else - so whatever he does as a manager, good or bad becomes secondary.

No significant body of work as a manager that qualifies him.

Outperformed by Farke in the Championship.

London boy not Old Farm. Will probably not even re-locate - instead be holed up in a room at Post House Hotel on Ipswich Road.

Wife is a confirmed WAG. Do we need WAG culture at Colney?

Unknown how he will make existing players taller, faster, stronger.

Kjetil:

A huge chasm to be bridged between Norwegian league and EPL.

Doesn't speak Norfolk.

Coaching methods are so fanatical as to be borderline megalomania.

Players will be attending as many sessions with the club shrink as they do with the coaches on the training pitch.

Unknown how he will make existing players taller, faster, stronger.

Smith:

Has the most ordinary name you could possibly get. If he hyphenated it to Smith-Ginola it would at least give some exotic appeal.

Outperformed by Farke in Championship.

Delia is so vain she would give him the job just because his name is already a fit. Any recommendation or sentiment from Delia immediately disqualifies him from the job.

Supports Aston Villa therefore keeps the same company as Bob the Grocer.

When Norwich play Villa he would let Villa win so they get the 6 points instead of Norwich.

Unknown how he will make the existing players taller, faster, stronger.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which presumably leaves Cook as the only viable candidate, given his outstanding record at your place.

[TheGunnShow 7,377]

The case against Leopard is that he can't change his spots. 😉

[The Raptor 1,573]

I'm disappointed.  My phone autocorrected it to Frank Lampost. I like leopard better. 

[Mello Yello 2,572]

Leopard's apparently been spotted at Dunston Hall currently discussing a claws in his contract. As a coach he's still a bit Roar. He's certainly not a Cheetah and has never been caught Lion. He's currently sponsored by Puma and also drives a Jaguar. He Ocelot for his footballing success to Jose......'just a quick paws'.......Oh, and Leopard likes its scent so promotes Lynx.....'squirt'....'squirt'......"Cub on you Yellows!".......Purr-fect to be our coach.....

Edited November 10, 2021 by Mello Yello

[......and Smith must score. 1,596]

10 hours ago, Bluefloyd said:

You didn't add Frank's obvious bias for Chelsea and would probably let them beat us... 

More likely he’d ask their goalie to let in a few to make it look better for him 😀

Edited November 10, 2021 by ......and Smith must score.

[Ken Hairy 4,272]

10 hours ago, Bluefloyd said:

You didn't add Frank's obvious bias for Chelsea and would probably let them beat us... 

Don't think he needs to let them .... 

[Big Vince 423]

3 hours ago, Mello Yello said:

Leopard's apparently been spotted at Dunston Hall currently discussing a claws in his contract. As a coach he's still a bit Roar. He's certainly not a Cheetah and has never been caught Lion. He's currently sponsored by Puma and also drives a Jaguar. He Ocelot for his footballing success to Jose......'just a quick paws'.......Oh, and Leopard likes its scent so promotes Lynx.....'squirt'....'squirt'......"Cub on you Yellows!".......Purr-fect to be our coach.....

Nice one. Well done. There's some talent about..............

[Big Vince 423]

4 hours ago, thebigfeller said:

I'm trying to work out if either:

1. The OP has a problem with autocorrect

2. The OP genuinely thinks one of England's best footballers of the last 20 years is called 'Frank Leopard'

3. The OP thinks he's being funny

Which is it? If it's 2), the OP is thick as mince. If it's 3), the OP is about as funny as root canal surgery.

I can only hope it's 1). 

The answer is (3): root canal surgery.

[Big Vince 423]

4 hours ago, Commonsense said:

Which presumably leaves Cook as the only viable candidate, given his outstanding record at your place.

The only cook you should be worried about is the one you've got here.

For your info she's had 25 years to do something, but has the following record:

0 World Club Championships

0 Champions Leagues

0 UEFA / Europa Cups

0 EPLs

0 FA Cups

0 League Cups

[Thumbbass 365]

7 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

The only cook you should be worried about is the one you've got here.

For your info she's had 25 years to do something, but has the following record:

3 Football League Second Division/EFL Championship Winners

1 Football League Second Division/EFL Championship Playoff Winners

1 Cracking recipe for beef broth

1 Mildly inebriated viral video titled 'Let's be Avin you'

+ financial stability and still in business for the long term.

[Big Vince 423]

1 minute ago, Thumbbass said:

+ financial stability and still in business for the long term.

The club is always promising jam tomorrow, but tomorrow never arrives. How much longer to wait? We'll all be dead and Norfolk will be under the North Sea.

The model is predicated upon all the heavily indebted clubs going out of business at some unspecified time in the future.

[Thumbbass 365]

25 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

The club is always promising jam tomorrow, but tomorrow never arrives. How much longer to wait? We'll all be dead and Norfolk will be under the North Sea.

The model is predicated upon all the heavily indebted clubs going out of business at some unspecified time in the future.

Heavily indebted meaning unsustainable? Or, heavily indebted and awaiting a bailout from a filthy rich state with questionable human rights records, but still unsustainable? Or, heavily indebted but have done so because humanity is doomed and money is an abstract concept that exists only to bring order to disorder before we all plunge into the North Sea. 

[Big Vince 423]

13 minutes ago, Thumbbass said:

Heavily indebted meaning unsustainable? Or, heavily indebted and awaiting a bailout from a filthy rich state with questionable human rights records, but still unsustainable? Or, heavily indebted but have done so because humanity is doomed and money is an abstract concept that exists only to bring order to disorder before we all plunge into the North Sea. 

Heavily indebted meaning that those clubs are not, in Delia's eyes, playing by the rules of the game. All clubs should be like Norwich and that to be anything other is tantamount to cheating and will not win in the long run.

This is Delia's world view of football.