Trevor Hockey's Beard

I think that "The Forlorn Hope Stadium" would just about capture the mood of this message board.

My bad.

At least we're top of one table.

Here are the highlights from yesterday's match: Want to see them again?

I have to say that Arsenal fill me with as much confidence when they are playing out from the back as a certain team in Yellow and Green.

Ah, so that's why we got him in on loan - to keep the treatment room busy.

No mention of the decision on MOTD2 last night, and that's after they had a real go at VAR on Saturday night. Grealish should be ashamed of himself for doing it against his old club. Grealish's performance was too late for last night's Stage Awards, but surely he's in with a shout for the Oscars.

Well your wish will come true for this season, at least, and you might not need to worry for some years, by the look of things.

Is playing "It" a major part of training these days? I can remember the rules, so maybe I'll apply.

...who have been instructed by Man City's Solicitors "Emerson, Lake and Palmer."

The French managed to find a new word to get around this issue, and we should have done so too. My wife is a Linguist, amongst other things, and I am tired of hearing her rail against the use of "they" as a singular - it is confusing and contributes to the decline in our language - English is not evolving, it is decomposing at the moment. If anyone wants to lose an hour of their life I can DM my wife's phone number.

His subject could be" Everton winning anything, 1996 to present."

as far as I'm concerned, a high IQ score is purely a reflection of being good at IQ tests. It is only important to people who score highly, so they can look down on the rest of us.

There's a proven Premiership manager available to replace Lampard, who has spells with Brentford and Villa on his CV. He'll keep them up, defo.

I had a look at the highlights and visibility was nearly as bad as the famous League Cup Semi-Final against Chelsea at CR, which was abandoned.

To my mind the most important question is how much would we have to pay to buy someone as good as Teemu to replace him?

Too Late. It seems that PNE stands for Premature Norwich Ejaculation.

You mean it hasn't already? (surprised face emoji)

A slight player, who could be blown off the ball by a puff of wind.....he'll fit right in then.

I was offered a ticket for today, but declined it to spend more time with my Family. Luckily I didn't miss anything - not just the result, but Ricardo's reports are back - huzzar!, and now I feel like I was there. Welcome back. I'm beginning to think that these "Sunlit Uplands" that everyone keeps talking about don't exist - I'm not even sure that we have any Uplands in Norfolk to be Sunlit.

I hear that the deal to sign Bruce is nearing completion - he just needs to check out the quality of our pies, and their availability. He is also asking for a "minimum number of scampi per portion" clause to be inserted.

He'd be a nailed on certainty to start, even if injured....................................................................too soon?

His first action on the transfer market would be to try and tempt Jesus away from Arsenal.

If I ever met him I would happily smash his kneecap with an iron bar and to hell with the consequences, so that's a "don't know" from me.

I don't know where we go from here. We want to watch football as played by Argentina and France in the World Cup Final, but to survive in the Premiership we need big, strong and athletic players through the spine of our club, more like Croatia.