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We need a big lad at the back, Blobsworth. And you already have a shirt...

As much as I value Tettey's contribution over the years, having to potentially rely on him at CDM concerns me. This may be a season too far for him at this level, but I'd be delighted if he rolls back the years.

Seems reasonable to me. We need to average a point a game over the whole season and those first 8 games are reasonably representative of the teams in the league overall. If we can get a point away and 3 at home against the majority of our direct rivals, we should be okay. But nothing's a given, Palace and Burnley away will be really tough games against physical teams.

What?! They don't just stay for ever and ever?!

Need a few more players on the left, pete.

I read that as "the day my testicles fell off". Maybe you could grow another pair?

You giving your forecast 8 games early this year?

Haller is a kunt.

Anyone have a working stream please?

2-4, charge!

Yikes. Byram's quite tall, can he play CB at a push?! 😂

Not required. People only need to look at you to realise you're "special".

Yeah, it's fine. I used it to park at West Brom last year. The funny thing was, I drove past several free of charge spaces on the road on the way to it 😂.

You were very close to the top of my "Supporter most likely to crumple like a cheap suit at the first setback" list. Thank you for your consistency.

Exactly this, for Christ's sake.

Crawley Bum Lick.

And Grant Hanley 😉.

I think you may need to tweak your meds, Waveney 👍.

We're three games in people. This isn't the time to panic.

Never in doubt 🤣

Anyone else watching? 😂

Have we effectively managed to surrender the series in a session?

How do you get subtitles on this please?

Bellamy.

And Martin is a centre back, Martin is a centre back.