Drazen Muzinic

Best steer clear of naked flames for a day or two.

I've never heard it called that before! I can't keep up with these modern slang terms.

Did you moonlight for the Stasi, Til? Or has Bielsa shared a spying report on Hoggy with you?

One of those has got to be Wes..?

BREAKING...Sky Strikers reform for 2019 but acknowledge social and and cultural changes... "Anyone can follow their dreams in a post-modern society"

Most of them made the Binners first team last season.

But...but...they wouldn't swap the chance to thrash every other League One club while they romp home with another pot to sit and rust on a Bakelite plinth in their massive trophy room. Lambert told them.

Actually, now it's become real...they all look hard!!! I've adjusted expectations from European qualification to 8th.

Didn't he sing Montego Bay?

That's gotta be old bandy legs De Waard.

Lee Lee, Lee Pow-er!

Helveg?

One for paul moy...

Loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing. Coughing without due care and attention. Wearing a loud shirt in a built-up area during the hours of darkness. Looking at me in a funny way Walking on the cracks in the pavement. Walking around with an offensive wife. (Big thanks to Not the Nine O'Clock News!)