Knock off Nige

It''s all to do with the Lumber Jack Sockets they use. Can''t get them connected, causes logging problems

At the end of the day it all comes down to the fact we were done by a Lambert team. We spent 3 years playing like it and grabbing the winner in th 89th or 94th minute. If any team should know this might happen we should. It was not poor decisions against us, we did not take the chances we had and we did have a few, although in the words of Frank Sinatra, they may be to few to mention.

"Good points made there houghton may be ok in championship" For the f*cking love of god. Nearly a whole season, and you still don''t know the manager''s name. You might have had a good point, but I stopped reading when I saw that you aren''t bothered enough to actually learn the manager''s name. He knows the managers name, just not as good as you at the old spelling lark, and maybe has lower blood pressure.

My Man of The Match today. Has looked good in most games, it''s the quickest we have seen the number 16 shirt move for some time! He is worth keeping.

Could hardly hear the goal music for both goals in the River End because of the noise of the clappers from the Barclay and Snake Pit. Perhaps it was a noisy protest!

[quote user="Dibs"]I agree that Bassong would also make a good captain, someone to lead from the back like we had with Dion.[/quote] I always thought Dion led from the front. He certainly did not play centre back. In fact he was very similar to Grant Holt

Ron, we.were not "Carp"as you say today, but we were certainly fish out of water

This has to be one of the few posts this month with any grasp on reality. Thanks for a measured sensible view on our world

It would need to be a cracking deal to afford the taxi back after a curry in Norwich, Delia''s hand made pies and that £10 entry fee

Sorry J. I assumed you were asking where the best Curry House in Norwich was, but having reread your post I realise you meant where is the most frightening one. I dont know an eerie Indian.

The Spice Lounge, on Wensum Street near the Maids Head Hotel is without a doubt the best Curry House in Norwich.

It was called a gasometer or gas holder. Had a tank inside the frame. Google it for pics of how it looked

Micky Mouse Cup. Certainly didn''t feel like that at Wembley in 1985! Ask the players who won that for us and those of us who were there if it felt like we were at the Micky Mouse Cup

If you''re going to start a Mexican wave, make sure the first wave is started on 40 minutes, that way all those who think a cup of tea is more important than football can leave whilst everyone is standing up, causing no offence and blocking no-ones view. The second should be held on 44 minutes, allowing them to return to their seats again, thereby ensuring themselves of an uninteruppted view of half time and the real reason they came to Carrow Rd, to enjoy the crossbar challenge. There should be two further waves held, on 80 and 85 minutes allowing the same people to leave the ground, again without spoiling the game for others. They can then return to their cars happy in the knowledge of two things. They will be first out of the car park and they have just missed the winning and only goal which will have occured in the 89th minute. Its a brillaint idea and should take place at all games

click the compatability view button, looks like torn paper on right of address bar

Next  Pandemic I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.  I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.              From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu.  This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.  Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.  However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen (Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been  proven to help combat this unusual type of flu).  Others are reporting a McDonald''s Big Breakfast can also help in some cases.  If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick.                  Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.  Cheers!    

[quote user="Steve Hopkins"]Scouser definitely not a derogatory term as others have said. Believe it comes from a type of food they used to make donkeys years ago on Merseyside that was a bit like bubble and squeak but they called it "Scouse". [/quote] Clever these scousers, making Donkeys out of bubble and squeak. Whatever will they think of next, wheels out of bricks?

This was news a week or so ago. Maybe they should be replaced by valium, less stimulation than coke, more time to chill

Not sure about the praise being heaped on us there. One line it was "the go-ahead league one club", the next "the fallen force from East Anglia"

When I read the first posts on this I thought I had been listening to a different game, and frankly was surprised at the level of ignorance in them. Phil Parry did a good job I thought> I like Chris Goreham, but felt this guy was far better, describing the play in a way that was easy to fairly accurately follow. Mind you he will need to develop some distinct individual sayings if he ever wants to reach the dizzy heights of Roy Waller. Comments like " and Norwich are kicking from left to right" used to leave me completely confused, as for the classic line "and the ref has just blown up". The image says it all

''CREATIVE PUNS FOR ''EDUCATED MINDS'' 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur''s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian 3. Though she was only a whisky maker, he loved her still. 4. A rubber band projectile was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it''ll still be stationery. 6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in ''Linoleum Blownapart.'' 7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an apple. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me! 12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, ''Keep off the Grass.'' 13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ''No change yet.'' 14. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 15. The soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper spray are now seasoned veterans. 16. A backward poet writes inverse. 17. In democracy, it''s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it''s your count that votes. 18. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 19. Don''t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Do you know what the saddest thing is Bob Franklin, with all this constant posting about how good Bryan Gunn was. You are successfully destroying his reputation by whipping up his detractors and forcing a debate to continue long after it should have been decently laid to rest. Bryan was badly treated by the club with regard to firstly the timing of his appointment and by the nature of his dismissal. Both these events however, in my opinion, helped to maintain his reputation as he left the club. He was still a hero. The truth is though that he was not the manager we needed despite his green and yellow blood. Now we have to read the posts in response to your constant expressions that everything positive that happens now is not due to the current regime and the players own current motivation, but to the legecy of Bryan. Posts for example which suggest that Bryan should replace Raz the Clown. Well done my friend. You have singlehandedly brought derision on the reputation of the man you seek to glorify.

Butler I have read and watched this for a while. Great shame that humour is no longer allowed. Personally I blame the EU with their "Dictats Against Joviality aAct," proposed by the honorable member for Hamburg, Herr Glum and supported by the Belgium Seriousfraud. Never mind, acording to EU legislation the joke quota and range is to be reviewed under EU reg 19877652345 in 2010 with the intent of allowing free and fair exchage of humour between the borders of member Nations of the EU Just Friday will be able to resume unapposed at this point

I agree with both The Butler and Gazza. last night foor me was reassuring, and for the first time in a number of seasons gave me some hope that this club may have a chance of turning the corner. Both Mcnally and Lambert came across as straightforward, honest men with a clarity of purpose and a shared belief in what they want to do and how. They were both realistic about the state the club is in, both on the pitch and financially, but I did not get the impression that the task was beyond them. They were both calm and measured in their responses to questions and Lambert in particular showed a good use of humour to descalate potentially difficult issues and then get his message across. Perhaps the most reassurance came from the fact that these two men seemed to get on and communicate well with each other. This was not just a show for the forum. I was in Yellows before the AGM. They were both in there having a meal. They appeared very relaxed and comfortable together.

Write enough of these and you will have a book. Im sure it would sell if the last 2 posts are anything to go by. Perhaps a copy for my wife, who simply cannot grasp the attraction, pain and occasional pleasure derived from supporting Norwich City