De Gea nicks donut from Tescos

[way out west 0]

Story hereExcellent opportunity for a song.  Unfortunately, my creative juices aren''t working.Go to it, boys and girls.

[marvin the martian 0]

He didn''t pay, he didn''t paaaaaay, he ate doughnut, and he didn''t pay.

I''m sure someone can do better

[BarclayCanary (Former HDDH) 0]

He earns £70,000 a week (or so they say) and he can''t afford to buy a donut? What a cheap bastard, if that was anyone else (non pro footballers) we would have got our arse kicked.

I think Holt/Morison/Jackson should wind him up about it tomorrow lol.

Would make for a good laugh and get him ratteled.

[yellow blood 0]

Chuck a rubber ring at him and when he picks it up, chant: He nicked our doughnut!

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,222]

Accorfing to a well known internet translation page "stole a doughnut" translates as "robó un buñuelo"........

[Syteanric 1]

fat B****rd!

[bjg123 0]

Must be some variation of we shoot burglars we can use...

[Gerry Harrison 2]

Dave De Gea is a thief, is a thief, is a thief

Dave De Gea is a thief

He nicks doughnuts!

[Power Hamster 0]

The  best bit is where Sir Alex claims that "he is young and doesn''t know the culture of our country". So Britain is different from all those other countries where nicking stuff from shops is perfectly legal and ok?If he tried that in Saudi Arabia he would get his hands chopped off. Wouldn''t be much use as a goalie then, would he?[:)]

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

[quote user="Power Hamster"]The  best bit is where Sir Alex claims that "he is young and doesn''t know the culture of our country". So Britain is different from all those other countries where nicking stuff from shops is perfectly legal and ok?

If he tried that in Saudi Arabia he would get his hands chopped off. Wouldn''t be much use as a goalie then, would he?[:)]
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I think Sir A must have had one of his speaking out of his rectum moments there. What a dumbass response.

[Power Hamster 0]

[quote user="Dan Druff"]

[quote user="Power Hamster"]The  best bit is where Sir Alex claims that "he is young and doesn''t know the culture of our country". So Britain is different from all those other countries where nicking stuff from shops is perfectly legal and ok?If he tried that in Saudi Arabia he would get his hands chopped off. Wouldn''t be much use as a goalie then, would he?[:)][/quote]

I think Sir A must have had one of his speaking out of his rectum moments there. What a dumbass response.

[/quote]Maybe his bum is so squeaky at the prospect of facing Norwich tomorrow, that it has started talking rubbish![:)]

[Google Bot 3,929]

De Gea stole all the pies,

De Gea stole all the pies,

You fat b---d! You fat b---d!

De Gea stole all the pies!

[Lets be aving you! 0]

Here for the donuts, he''s only here for the donuts, here for the donuts ...

 

 

On the ''nuts, Davey,

Never pay the cashier,

Steady on,

Here''s your bill,

Ha-ah-ah-sta luego!

[Pinks 0]

I think a simple

"there''s only one thief in Tesco''s" will suffice

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

[quote user="Power Hamster"][quote user="Dan Druff"]

[quote user="Power Hamster"]The  best bit is where Sir Alex claims that "he is young and doesn''t know the culture of our country". So Britain is different from all those other countries where nicking stuff from shops is perfectly legal and ok?

If he tried that in Saudi Arabia he would get his hands chopped off. Wouldn''t be much use as a goalie then, would he?[:)]
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I think Sir A must have had one of his speaking out of his rectum moments there. What a dumbass response.

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Maybe his bum is so squeaky at the prospect of facing Norwich tomorrow, that it has started talking rubbish![:)]
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Ha ha ha - very good. That made me laugh out loud, PH.

[Block Y Seat 176 80]

[quote user="way out west"]Story hereExcellent opportunity for a song.  Unfortunately, my creative juices aren''t working.Go to it, boys and girls.[/quote]

I dio think blow up rubber rings are the way to go, especially when he down our end about to pick the ball up.

H

[Canary1902 0]

EVERYONE TAKE A DONUT AND PELT HIM!!!! lol

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

What about a chant of: "Who''s the doughnut in the (green, black, blue, purple)," or whatever his shirt colour is?

[Canary1902 0]

What about - To the tune of Baby Give It Up (the same as the Hoolahan chant)

"NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA, KRISPY KRISPY KREME, KRISPY KREME.........KRISPY KRISPY KREME!!"

[NMTD 0]

I am almost tempted to say that the score tomorrow is irrelevant....

 

With the green ''n'' yella scalves, Rooney''s / Gigg''s / Ferninand''s misdemeanours and now the donught knicking Spaniard, tommorrow is set up for comedy gold!

I can''t wait, the atmophere in our end is going to be EPIC!!!

 

Best £100 I''ll have spent in a long while.

 

 

[marvin the martian 0]

" One thief in Tescos " wins for me

[Lionel Wessi 0]

There sweet, there round, there just over a pound...pay the bill, pay the bill

 

 

[Evil Monkey 52]

[quote user="Lionel Wessi"]

There sweet, there round, there just over a pound...pay the bill, pay the bill

 

 

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Poor spelling aside, this one is megalolz for me...

[Lionel Wessi 0]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Lionel Wessi"]

There sweet, there round, there just over a pound...pay the bill, pay the bill

 

 

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Poor spelling aside, this one is megalolz for me...

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Sorry should obviously be they''re not there (school boy error)

[Canaries Utd 0]

I can imagine the security guards conversation... Get me a signed football shirt David and we''ll forget all about this terrible little incident!!

[Lets be aving you! 0]

What Lambert would call a "hungry" player

[Tetteys Jig 851]

I think the quote from Sir Alex is him talking about De Gea''s poor form a couple of weeks ago, not to do with this.

Very odd story though. Maybe as it''s the end of the month, he''s skint like thr rest of us (penchant for sports cars, demanding WAG, been merc''d by Rio?) who knows?!

More likely he''s a cocky footballer who thinks he can do what he likes without consequence. He''s hardly titus bramble (allegedly) though, is he?

[spencer 1970 214]

or keep it simple! (he has the whole world, in his hands)

he''s got a dough-nuuut, in his hand

he''s got a dough-nuuut, in his hand

he''s got a dough-nuuut, in his hand

he''s got a dough-nuuut, in his hand

[Rolf Harris 33]

david de gea nicks at tesco''s where the mancs buy their best clothes

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

Titus got nicked because of De Gea

De Gea got nicked because of tightness.

There''s a moral here somewhere.

But, for any save/miss this Saturday cries of: ''there''s only one jammy b''arstard'' would be a suitable albeit oblique reference.