hogesar 10,949 Posted November 17, 2007 Just found a rather amusing short appeal:Scum Aid!An appeal to help the poor out there. A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Ipswich in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in the dump. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaa**inell".The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately � 30 worth of damage. 1000''s of caravans and several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars and rubbish piles were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Also a flag bearing the words ''Were going down... again'' printed on it- and a tag on it which read ''On loan from Wolves'' was found beneath the rubble. The Ipswich town football club cup room was also severely damaged. Many saucers were found broken. Also the roof of the ipswich town north stand was damaged- damaged extending into the region of five pounds.Radio Suffolk reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ipswich. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Trisha in my caravan the next morning."Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including (Stolen) benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.HOW CAN YOU HELP?This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) Shell suits (female) White sport socks Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.Required foodstuffs include: Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Lidl''s brand lager/cider. �2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.�5 buys ciggarettes and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected Also 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.Please don''t show this to anyone living in Ipswich as they are already devastated enough- oh, sod it...they won''t be able to read it anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clblue 2 Posted November 18, 2007 Bit rich coming from the poorest club in East Anglia! (Even poorer than Col Who) HA HA BOTL@CARROW ROAD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 10,949 Posted November 18, 2007 [quote user="clblue"]Bit rich coming from the poorest club in East Anglia! (Even poorer than Col Who) HA HA BOTL@CARROW ROAD[/quote]Shutup =].*Wishes i was better at comebacks* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 823 Posted November 18, 2007 [quote user="clblue"]Bit rich coming from the poorest club in East Anglia! (Even poorer than Col Who) HA HA BOTL@CARROW ROAD[/quote]You aint got the money yet sunshine. I''d wait till the cheque is nestly snuggly in the bank before you start taking the piss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bringbackchippy 53 Posted November 18, 2007 clbue,why dont you crawl back into bed with your sister! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginja 43 Posted November 18, 2007 [quote user="clblue"]Bit rich coming from the poorest club in East Anglia! (Even poorer than Col Who) HA HA BOTL@CARROW ROAD[/quote]Shows the average intelligence of an Ipsh*t fan...In fact thats a bit bit rich coming from a club that doesn''t even own its own ground...and lets not forget Ipsh*t is now technically Marcus Evans F.C.I won''t point out the flaws in having one shareholder with 87% control, who has very little passion for football and clearly will be wanting a return on his investment... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clblue 2 Posted November 18, 2007 If Evans backed out we already have Sullivan desperate to buy us (How''s your investment hunt going btw?) The deal is as good as done, we are filthy rich you are filthy poor, in fact your just Filthy!lolOh and I think Abramovich being the sole owner of Chelsea has really dragged tem backwards hasn''t it??LolBOTL@Carrow Road Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clblue 2 Posted November 18, 2007 Oh and UEA If we would have Owned our own ground, we would never have got bought out, so thank god we don''t! How''s the Hotel and all your cow grazing land working out for you??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NegativeVibes 0 Posted November 18, 2007 [quote user="clblue"]If Evans backed out we already have Sullivan desperate to buy us (How''s your investment hunt going btw?) The deal is as good as done, we are filthy rich you are filthy poor, in fact your just Filthy!lolOh and I think Abramovich being the sole owner of Chelsea has really dragged tem backwards hasn''t it??LolBOTL@Carrow Road[/quote]Haha. You are comparing Abramovich to Marcus Evans - muppet!Why do you feel the need to keep saying BOTL@Carrow Road? is it because you''re trying to milk it as much as you can before things change? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bringbackchippy 53 Posted November 18, 2007 one things for sure scummer you will never be able to sing top of the league at portman road! We lorded it big time! you lot will always be in our shadow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mason 47 2,024 Posted November 18, 2007 Blue and white thats original! Only nearly everybody has a blue and white strip. Tell me, what is it like to look round in excitement having heard someone shout out ''super blues'', but then get disappointed when its a leicster/cardiff/sheffield wednesday/coventry/colchester/birmingham/chelsea/blackburn etc etc fan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Moss 2,167 Posted November 18, 2007 [quote user="bringbackchippy"]clbue,why dont you crawl back into bed with your sister![/quote]FFS, Give him a chance Chippy, he''s only just crawled back out of his brothers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted November 18, 2007 You are welcome to Evans and Sullivan. Yes you are doing OK at the moment but even the sun shines on a dogs arse somedays.Don''t get cocky yet, you had it all and blew it once....my money is on you doing it again. How many local companies will we bankrupt when it goes tits up again.You are welcome to your scummy team and nasty little TOWN. Oh, and I hope you enjoy the groundshare with Colchester!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigmarkcanary 0 Posted November 18, 2007 Interesting that no scum fan has come on here denying that the info that Hogesar posted is wrong..........[:D]By the way clblue, we went bottom of the league at The Hawthorns not Carrow Road. May I just remind you also that we thrashed you at Portaloo Road in 03/04 to go top of the league there, and staying there, so I think you scummers have got your pitiful, desperate chant a bit wrong. Anyone on here agree?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,234 Posted November 18, 2007 Oh the irony of BOTL@CARROW ROAD.....TNAYFIU!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7rew 0 Posted November 19, 2007 How much did it cost you to have that typed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginja 43 Posted November 19, 2007 [quote user="clblue"]Oh and UEA If we would have Owned our own ground, we would never have got bought out, so thank god we don''t! How''s the Hotel and all your cow grazing land working out for you???[/quote]I won''t waste too much of my time as clearly, your intelligence is clearly lacking...YOU are not flithy rich, Evans is filthy rich, and it will be his money you are spending, which he will no doubt be demanding some kind of return.Yes fair enough it can work out very nicely, but Chelsea were already a premiership club when bought, and thus made it significantly easier to turn them into a table topper. Plus Abramovich is infinitly richer than Evans, so to be honest its not a very good comparison. However if he does ever get bored and pull his money out, Chelsea will be screwed.Regardless, Ipswich is a sh*thole, Norwich will always be a fine city, vastly superior no matter what your pathetic little town does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snakepit Boy 0 Posted November 19, 2007 [quote user="bringbackchippy"]clbue,why dont you crawl back into bed with your sister![/quote]He can''t - it''s all too confusing for him, because his sister is also his mother. And his aunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwan is God 0 Posted November 19, 2007 ''City Loving'' Blue,I see you''ve taken a break from posting on our rivals.net forum to post on the pinkun. Your obsession with us is not so flattering anymore, it''s more worrying now. I''m just glad I don''t own a bunny. Anyone on here who does however, I''d hide the poor little thing if I were you. You don''t really want it boiled!!!!Jesse Gaaron''s Twin Brother AKA iwanisgod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smeg 0 Posted November 19, 2007 i work in ipswich (NHS) that post is now getting forwarded to the whole trust!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted November 19, 2007 Well said UEA Canary [y] Ipswich is a sh*thole I do not envy them one little bit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 2 Posted November 20, 2007 [quote user="clblue"]Oh and UEA If we would have Owned our own ground, we would never have got bought out, so thank god we don''t! How''s the Hotel and all your cow grazing land working out for you???[/quote]Now "clblue" You lovely old boy could I ask you " Is Bouncer home from Bulgaria yet" ? [;)] [:D] .arrdee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted November 20, 2007 [quote user="arrdee"] " Is Bouncer home from Bulgaria yet" ? [;)] [:D] .arrdee.[/quote][*-)] Care to explain arrdee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Panic 0 Posted November 21, 2007 [quote user="C.T "][quote user="arrdee"] " Is Bouncer home from Bulgaria yet" ? [;)] [:D] .arrdee.[/quote][*-)] Care to explain arrdee? [/quote]I''ll answer on arrdee''s behalf : http://www.pinkun.com/cs/forums/1069573/ShowPost.aspx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 2 Posted November 21, 2007 [quote user="canaries1"][quote user="C.T "][quote user="arrdee"] " Is Bouncer home from Bulgaria yet" ? [;)] [:D] .arrdee.[/quote][*-)] Care to explain arrdee? [/quote]I''ll answer on arrdee''s behalf : http://www.pinkun.com/cs/forums/1069573/ShowPost.aspx[/quote] Thanks "canaries1" I don''t know how to do links and things .Thanks mate , I mean that .[Y] .arrdee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
