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Why was Delia stalking behind the Ipswich team bus? Yet more proof that she really supports Ipswich. The whole thing was riddled with multiple ironies. Here was a woman who lives near Ipswich, supported Ipswich in 1978 yet is peppered with beer cans by her own supporters on arrival at their ground. Surely they should have feted her as one of their own? Meanwhile, back in Norwich, the club she has adopted, the fans have had a 2.5 decade love-in with someone who has never been one of them; instead using the club as a platform to promote her own image. And even now that the mood has shifted against Delia in these parts, it took Ipswich supporters to show Norwich supporters how to translate keyboard action into direct action.

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5 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

Why was Delia stalking behind the Ipswich team bus? Yet more proof that she really supports Ipswich. The whole thing was riddled with multiple ironies. Here was a woman who lives near Ipswich, supported Ipswich in 1978 yet is peppered with beer cans by her own supporters on arrival at their ground. Surely they should have feted her as one of their own? Meanwhile, back in Norwich, the club she has adopted, the fans have had a 2.5 decade love-in with someone who has never been one of them; instead using the club as a platform to promote her own image. And even now that the mood has shifted against Delia in these parts, it took Ipswich supporters to show Norwich supporters how to translate keyboard action into direct action.

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7 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

Why was Delia stalking behind the Ipswich team bus? Yet more proof that she really supports Ipswich. The whole thing was riddled with multiple ironies. Here was a woman who lives near Ipswich, supported Ipswich in 1978 yet is peppered with beer cans by her own supporters on arrival at their ground. Surely they should have feted her as one of their own? Meanwhile, back in Norwich, the club she has adopted, the fans have had a 2.5 decade love-in with someone who has never been one of them; instead using the club as a platform to promote her own image. And even now that the mood has shifted against Delia in these parts, it took Ipswich supporters to show Norwich supporters how to translate keyboard action into direct action.

I prefer the Essex Canary character, rather than this one

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14 minutes ago, RobJames said:

I prefer the Essex Canary character, rather than this one

Thanks for that. To be fair Vincey seems a little confused between Ipswich and Pompey.

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Someone actually bothers to do this. 
 

Unless it’s AI. Let’s hope it is. Otherwise the NHS has got another challenge on its  hands. 

Edited by Graham Paddons Beard

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1 hour ago, Big Vince said:

Why was Delia stalking behind the Ipswich team bus? Yet more proof that she really supports Ipswich. The whole thing was riddled with multiple ironies. Here was a woman who lives near Ipswich, supported Ipswich in 1978 yet is peppered with beer cans by her own supporters on arrival at their ground. Surely they should have feted her as one of their own? Meanwhile, back in Norwich, the club she has adopted, the fans have had a 2.5 decade love-in with someone who has never been one of them; instead using the club as a platform to promote her own image. And even now that the mood has shifted against Delia in these parts, it took Ipswich supporters to show Norwich supporters how to translate keyboard action into direct action.

Comedy gold. Keep them coming Vince...

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2 hours ago, Big Vince said:

Why was Delia stalking behind the Ipswich team bus? Yet more proof that she really supports Ipswich. The whole thing was riddled with multiple ironies. Here was a woman who lives near Ipswich, supported Ipswich in 1978 yet is peppered with beer cans by her own supporters on arrival at their ground. Surely they should have feted her as one of their own? Meanwhile, back in Norwich, the club she has adopted, the fans have had a 2.5 decade love-in with someone who has never been one of them; instead using the club as a platform to promote her own image. And even now that the mood has shifted against Delia in these parts, it took Ipswich supporters to show Norwich supporters how to translate keyboard action into direct action.

You really have taken this draw badly haven't you Vincent. 

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2 hours ago, Big Vince said:

Why was Delia stalking behind the Ipswich team bus? Yet more proof that she really supports Ipswich. The whole thing was riddled with multiple ironies. Here was a woman who lives near Ipswich, supported Ipswich in 1978 yet is peppered with beer cans by her own supporters on arrival at their ground. Surely they should have feted her as one of their own? Meanwhile, back in Norwich, the club she has adopted, the fans have had a 2.5 decade love-in with someone who has never been one of them; instead using the club as a platform to promote her own image. And even now that the mood has shifted against Delia in these parts, it took Ipswich supporters to show Norwich supporters how to translate keyboard action into direct action.

You really are the biggest weapon on here 

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2 hours ago, Big Vince said:

Why was Delia stalking behind the Ipswich team bus? Yet more proof that she really supports Ipswich. The whole thing was riddled with multiple ironies. Here was a woman who lives near Ipswich, supported Ipswich in 1978 yet is peppered with beer cans by her own supporters on arrival at their ground. Surely they should have feted her as one of their own? Meanwhile, back in Norwich, the club she has adopted, the fans have had a 2.5 decade love-in with someone who has never been one of them; instead using the club as a platform to promote her own image. And even now that the mood has shifted against Delia in these parts, it took Ipswich supporters to show Norwich supporters how to translate keyboard action into direct action.

Great hard-hitting and factual journalism, Big V.

There's a job just waiting for you at The Sun. 

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7 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

No, no I want to be the biggest weapon on here!

The Dark Knight is way ahead of you CC. 😜

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1 hour ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

No, no I want to be the biggest weapon on here!

You are someway down the list my good friend 

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17 hours ago, Inch High aka Inchy.. said:

Attacking a car containing an 82 year old couple is to be applauded is it?  

A new low for you Vince, Keith or whatever your name is today.

It comes with the territory. Football club owners are vilified all over the world. If you are too old for it, then retire.

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Women are attacked, raped and murdered all over the world - does that come with the territory. Should women retire 'from it' ? Should the rest of us say it's acceptable because it happens ?

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23 minutes ago, RobJames said:

Women are attacked, raped and murdered all over the world - does that come with the territory. Should women retire 'from it' ? Should the rest of us say it's acceptable because it happens ?

There are lots of things wrong in the world and as long as we keep voting them in nothing will change. Humanity's only salvation is an asteroid five miles wide.

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48 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

There are lots of things wrong in the world and as long as we keep voting them in nothing will change. Humanity's only salvation is an asteroid five miles wide.

What a sad, sad view of life 

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5 hours ago, Big Vince said:

It comes with the territory. Football club owners are vilified all over the world. If you are too old for it, then retire.

There is something very loose in your head.

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What on Earth were those slavering binners shouting at our two OAP’s ??

I mean ‘Scum Scum !!!!’ Really took the biscuit - inane! Although I’m sure Red Ange would be pleased with her catch phrase being used….

surely the FA need to have a look at this?

 

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