Loan out the lazy players

[For the future 65]

We need to loan out the lazy players and get the wage bill down and in January 2024 get players in that can play good football 

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,431]

Brilliant. Thanks for that. 

[DraytonBoy 152]

There is a difference between not trying and not being good enough, I'm not sure many (if any) are in the first camp but maybe half a dozen simply aren't up to the standard required. 

[Robert N. LiM 4,363]

Huge if true. Someone tell Wagner

[NFN FC 1,123]

Who are the lazy players?

[Cowboy 197]

34 minutes ago, NFN FC said:

Who are the lazy players?

He can't be bothered to tell you.

[Cowboy 197]

I've put an advert in Exchange & Mart, 'Lazy footballers available for loan'.

So far the response has been underwhelming.

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,431]

The lazy players have their own annual dinner. Last year apparently , no one bothered to organise it and so no one went .
 

Bearing in mind none of the lazy players would have gone anyway it was just as well. 
 

 

[NorfBhoy66 7]

Playing out from the back has been a problem since he started playing it, teams know to high press because they know we will give it away so easily, is giving 90% effort called being lazy?

[jaberry2 550]

Im too lazy to reply to this thread. Oh damnit you got me.

[Pyro Pete 1,897]

I can't be bothered with apathy.

[S_81 798]

OP - how old are you? 

[Worthy Nigelton 1,049]

This is a good idea. I also think we should win more games and buy better players.

[Satriales 652]

2 minutes ago, Worthy Nigelton said:

This is a good idea. I also think we should win more games and buy better players.

This is genius. You're currently 3/1 on Betfair to be the next NCFC manager! 😜

[canarybubbles 1,915]

I don't think we have any lazy players. If anything, I think the opposite is true. We have too many players running around like headless chickens.

How I'd love to see a Pukki, a Vrançic, a Skipp.

Edited October 5, 2023 by canarybubbles

[overthebordercanary 142]

15 minutes ago, canarybubbles said:

I don't think we have any lazy players. If anything, I think the opposite is true. We have too many players running around like headless chickens.

How I'd love to see a Pukki, a Vrançic, a Skipp.

Also ones who don't panic

[Worthy Nigelton 1,049]

20 minutes ago, Satriales said:

This is genius. You're currently 3/1 on Betfair to be the next NCFC manager! 😜

Yes! Other tactical moves I'd make:

Score loads

Concede few

[nutty nigel 7,537]

Foul more and get better at doing it. Recognise danger early.

When Leicester were here a couple of weeks ago they they committed countless fouls in the midfield stopping many counters.

None of this will help if we're careless with the ball defending the final third.

[essex canary 496]

How about the lazy administators? 

The kind that sends out post match surveys to people who weren't even in attendance as opposed to making themselves available to talk to the fans on matchdays as they did at the turn of the century.

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

32 minutes ago, essex canary said:

How about the lazy administators? 

The kind that sends out post match surveys to people who weren't even in attendance as opposed to making themselves available to talk to the fans on matchdays as they did at the turn of the century.

You're ill mate, seek professional help, quickly, before someone is given power of attourney over your decision making.

Edited October 6, 2023 by wcorkcanary

[jaberry2 550]

Can we loan out For The Future to another forum?

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,431]

Just been to Colney and attended the Lazy Players training session. 
 

It was a shambles . No cones . No balls. Grass was too long. Complete disaster . 

[essex canary 496]

18 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said:

You're ill mate, seek professional help, quickly, before someone is given power of attourney over your decision making.

Unfortunately even the men in white coats have disappeared.

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

5 minutes ago, essex canary said:

Unfortunately even the men in white coats have disappeared.

Wrong, your lack of awareness leads to you beleiving (incorrectly, of course) this.  You wont notice it happening due to your blinkers, but they ARE coming for you.

 

 

 

[essex canary 496]

4 hours ago, wcorkcanary said:

Wrong, your lack of awareness leads to you beleiving (incorrectly, of course) this.  You wont notice it happening due to your blinkers, but they ARE coming for you.

 

 

 

Perhaps the Mental Health budgets are a little healthier in the Republic than in the UK?

Then again perhaps not.

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

1 hour ago, essex canary said:

Perhaps the Mental Health budgets are a little healthier in the Republic than in the UK?

Then again perhaps not.

They  certainly don't entertain the likes of you over here chap, you embody what people dislike about the English. You  are not the plain speaking man you claim to be , your kind of snidey insinuation would get short shrift in these parts. You'd  be known as a fella that has ' notions about himself....and roundly mocked for your pomposity.  

[cambridgeshire canary 6,721]

6 hours ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:

Just been to Colney and attended the Lazy Players training session. 
 

It was a shambles . No cones . No balls. Grass was too long. Complete disaster . 

Was the pitch wet? That's my favorite excuse

[Worthy Nigelton 1,049]

6 hours ago, jaberry2 said:

Can we loan out For The Future to another forum?

No way. He's gold.

[Worthy Nigelton 1,049]

6 hours ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:

Just been to Colney and attended the Lazy Players training session. 
 

It was a shambles . No cones . No balls. Grass was too long. Complete disaster . 

Goes back to what For The Future was saying - need to loan 'em out.