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6 hours ago, The Real Buh said:

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4. Sounds like 'have a little cribbage...'

3. No, it's 'have a little cabbage'

2. Yeah and Google says the referee is not a baker...

1. I like the idea of 'a splendid tush...'. Let's do the deal.

 

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On 28/05/2022 at 08:59, The Real Buh said:

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3. Go yellows, kick it in the goal and score a point!

2. No silly that's Norwich's goal! We are kicking towards the other end! 

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7 -  "Mum, why did uncle Paddy make me wear this stupid number on my head? I feel a right prat."

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8 hours ago, Google Bot said:

7 -  "Mum, why did uncle Paddy make me wear this stupid number on my head? I feel a right prat."

"Being number 7, he said it would give you the luck of the Irish. Shame about the 5-0 defeat, son...next time we'll make sure it covers your eyes!"

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On 28/05/2022 at 12:34, Paint Me Yellow said:

I'm amazed nobody has noticed the CIA operative sitting 2 rows in front of them all.

Michael Wynne-Jones is in the CIA?🤔🤯

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On 28/05/2022 at 12:34, Paint Me Yellow said:

I'm amazed nobody has noticed the CIA operative sitting 2 rows in front of them all.

That’s Michael W-J. 
 

Sorry! 16 hours behind the original gag 🤦‍♂️

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36 minutes ago, Google Bot said:

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One thing I really hate is someone filming the action instead of living the moment.  Are they all like this over here, worse than at home?

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On 28/05/2022 at 08:59, The Real Buh said:

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#4. Who gave us these stupid numbers to wear over our heads, was it this d1ckhead in front of me?

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How easily mislead are these Norfolk folk! Investors indeed, still it was nice of Delia to give each best flipping burger at Yellows,  the employee of the month trophy and this end of season prize. Not sure why everyone thinks we’re American?

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It would make a good album cover for a Beatles' latest re-release.

"Delia Smith's Wealthy Sports Club Band."

"It was twenty-five years ago today that Delia got the team to play.

And now we introduce to you, Delia's wealthy sports club band."

Da dada dada daa.

'Delia in the Stands with Diamonds.'

'With a Little Help from my American Friends.'

'Dollar Lane.'

"When I'm Eighty Four."

"A Year in the Premier League."

'Strawberry Teas Come Later.'

Etc. etc.

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On 28/05/2022 at 12:34, Paint Me Yellow said:

I'm amazed nobody has noticed the CIA operative sitting 2 rows in front of them all.

Blimey you’re right, straight out of The Matrix!

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4. With the lack of action I reckon we could cram another 30 minutes of commercials in. Sawwwwker ball! 

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