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Will you do the responsible thing on Boxing Day?

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1 minute ago, PurpleCanary said:

He may have made the decision himself.

That's fair enough. I only ask as I'm in a similar situation. My boss tested positive at the weekend and I sit about 4 metres away from him at work and he attended our Xmas do last week. I've elected to not isolate but to take a daily LFT.

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Just now, Fuzzar said:

At least you'd pop your cherry.

Say something original mate, Jesus. Just give it a go. I’m trying to move the pinkun away from the “hur hur, well your gay!” Sort of discourse to maybe a bit of originality.

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4 minutes ago, PurpleCanary said:

He may have made the decision himself.

“everyone at the event had to self-isolate“

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Just now, The Real Buh said:

Say something original mate, Jesus. Just give it a go. I’m trying to move the pinkun away from the “hur hur, well your gay!” Sort of discourse to maybe a bit of originality.

I didn't say you were gay - just that you're a virgin. 

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2 minutes ago, Fuzzar said:

I didn't say you were gay - just that you're a virgin. 

And I said you are a basic b1tch, you look like Sloth from the goonies as well pal 👍 

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2 minutes ago, canarydan23 said:

That's fair enough. I only ask as I'm in a similar situation. My boss tested positive at the weekend and I sit about 4 metres away from him at work and he attended our Xmas do last week. I've elected to not isolate but to take a daily LFT.

My friend took LFT tests as well, which turned out negative, and is retired, so self-isolating was not so much of an imposition. The point of this true story was really about the lack of mask-wearing when commonsense would have suggested it was the thing to do even though not mandatory.

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2 minutes ago, PurpleCanary said:

My friend took LFT tests as well, which turned out negative, and is retired, so self-isolating was not so much of an imposition. The point of this true story was really about the lack of mask-wearing when commonsense would have suggested it was the thing to do even though not mandatory.

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4 minutes ago, Fuzzar said:

I didn't say you were gay - just that you're a virgin. 

A virgin? At Christmas? Praise the lord and all his little pixies! Does that make Buh Mary...or perhaps Jesus? Maybe in these modern times he's a bit of both.

OTBC

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6 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

And I said you are a basic b1tch, you look like Sloth from the goonies as well pal 👍 

I'm both disappointed and surprised your mum hasn't taken away all your devices while you're sat on the naughty step.

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5 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

A virgin? At Christmas? Praise the lord and all his little pixies! Does that make Buh Mary...or perhaps Jesus? Maybe in these modern times he's a bit of both.

OTBC

Well if he his I for one say well done lad. Too many young people have sex on the brain and drop their joggers at the drop of a hat. 

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20 minutes ago, Fuzzar said:

I didn't say you were gay - just that you're a virgin. 

Surely by the time you get to Buh's stage you can't be so selective as to having a gender preference?

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1 minute ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Well if he his I for one say well done lad. Too many young people have sex on the brain and drop their joggers at the drop of a hat. 

Indeed Midlands! It's rather refreshing that young Buh is saving himself for that special animal/mineral/vegetable to bring him to his joy joy place.

Baby Jesus would definitely approve; well done Buh! May the force be with you, always. 🌟

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12 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

Your mother shouldn’t have drunk during pregnancy

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That is my mother. 

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1 hour ago, The Real Buh said:

Look, I’m not asking you lot to break away from being generic “garden variety” socialists with opinions so basic, so benign, it’s like you’re a Chinese tennis player and you’re being instructed in what to think. I’m just asking if you could maybe have a an attempt at a nuanced opinion and not label anyone who isn’t kissing Stalins rear with a copy of the guardian inserted in every orifice as someone who is so far right they’ve had to invent a new part of the political spectrum graph to contain their outrageous opinions.

Maybe read a history book about the horrors of the 20th century and how they started as well, you might learn something.

 

A rather foolish generalisation if I may say so.  To say that those who recognise that vaccinations, regular testing, wearing of masks, acting sensibly and unselfishly is the only rational way to deal with the pandemic somehow makes them far-left is a bizarre thing to say.  As someone from the centre of politics who usually votes Conservative and who was a reluctant Brexiter (would have preferred to remain in a reformed EU), I clearly don’t fit your description.  I think you spend rather too long listening to Talk Radio and reading the comments sections in the Daily Mail.

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19 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

 

I know Christmas can be a difficult time for some Buh...but I just want you to know that all of your fellow posters love you. Lakey loves you. Midlands loves you. Fuzzer loves you. Even canarydan23 loves you...and he hates everyone. Even I love you...as long as you produce a negative PCR test and provide me with the correct paperwork to show it.

To help you in your time of need, I've posted below my favourite Christmas song to give you a bit of xmas cheer: "It was on a Starry Night." Feel free to sing along. Enjoy my friend! Workers of the world, unite! 

OTBC

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4 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

Even canarydan23 loves you...and he hates everyone.

Not everyone. I can just about stand one of my children. And no one can hate Maggie Smith.

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Just going back to the match on Boxing Day. If that’s ok.

If masks are compulsory whilst in the concourse and ALCOHOL cannot be taken to your seat does this mean there WONT BE ANY ON SALE IN THE GROUND?

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16 minutes ago, pearsos said:

Just going back to the match on Boxing Day. If that’s ok.

If masks are compulsory whilst in the concourse and ALCOHOL cannot be taken to your seat does this mean there WONT BE ANY ON SALE IN THE GROUND?

Intravenous infusion?

Although why anyone in their right mind would want to sit or stand in a crowded unventilated Covid hotspot like that is beyond me.

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3 hours ago, The Real Buh said:

There’s people so obsessed with me on here they want to shag me 

The simple answer is don't post because believe me you won't be missed.

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3 hours ago, Fuzzar said:

I didn't say you were gay - just that you're a virgin. 

Of course he could be both. 

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BBC saying half of colds are actually Covid. So if 5% of the crowd have a cold on Boxing Day that's

27000 x5% x 50% = 675 people with Covid.

Think I may take test after the game but unlikely to before it.

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2 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

BBC saying half of colds are actually Covid. So if 5% of the crowd have a cold on Boxing Day that's

27000 x5% x 50% = 675 people with Covid.

Think I may take test after the game but unlikely to before it.

Why on earth wouldn’t you take one before it?

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Friendly tip, at least if my experience is anything to go off:

If you haven't had a booster yet, but are going to take it, give yourself a couple of days break from strenuous activities. I went into a local walk-in centre on Saturday morning for a booster shot thinking it would be like the second jab where beggar-all happened to me, and was due to referee a girls' football match on Sunday morning in a town seven miles away. I do that regularly, and cycle between the two.

Well, got up the next morning to cycle there - best way I can describe it was that my body would not warm up even during moderate exercise and I was in windproof gear and Roosters gloves that are well-tested against cold weather. Felt faint after six miles of easy cycling and got so bad I rang an ambulance and sat down on the pavement. Couple of passers-by saw me and gave me blankets, plopped me in a van, more blankets, hot water bottle, hot tea, whole shebang. Had to cancel the ambulance after waiting 30 minutes as one of them said he'd drive me to A&E.

Long story short, even after 45 minutes in a warm A&E department and 30 mins in blankets in that van, my core temperature was a couple of degrees lower than usual and a couple of viral markers in my blood tests were a bit above expected levels. ECG revealed sod-all as expected though (in fact they said my heart was in excellent shape for a 41 y/o man), and these more thorough blood tests revealed my "MOT" ones were pretty much right.

So, just be a little careful if exercising / watching body temperature.

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5 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

BBC saying half of colds are actually Covid. So if 5% of the crowd have a cold on Boxing Day that's

27000 x5% x 50% = 675 people with Covid.

Think I may take test after the game but unlikely to before it.

The supermarkets were ram packed this morning so I wouldn't worry about CR.

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2 minutes ago, Naturalcynic said:

Why on earth wouldn’t you take one before it?

Because I have no symptoms and I don't have a cold.

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Just now, ricardo said:

The supermarkets were ram packed this morning so I wouldn't worry about CR.

Any transfer possibilities for January in there?

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5 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

Because I have no symptoms and I don't have a cold.

Oh God, there’s no hope is there if that’s your attitude.

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