alex_ncfc 664 Posted July 7, 2020 Goran Maric Simon Whaley Rhoys Wiggins Theo Matt Gill Those names are enough to make you shudder. Back when Gunny was throwing out contracts like confetti. I think Mike Sheron has to be up there for the expectation - we spent almost £1m on him to replace Sutton but he was gash for us. Knocked the goals in for fun elsewhere though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Green Army 237 Posted July 7, 2020 Harry Kane was garbage when we on loan😀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan Edwards 2,261 Posted July 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, alex_ncfc said: Goran Maric Simon Whaley Rhoys Wiggins Theo Matt Gill Those names are enough to make you shudder. Back when Gunny was throwing out contracts like confetti. I think Mike Sheron has to be up there for the expectation - we spent almost £1m on him to replace Sutton but he was gash for us. Knocked the goals in for fun elsewhere though. Rhoys Wiggins! Sheron was crud but only here. James Husband just popped back into my head as did Heise, who at Crawley looked like someone in the crowd had won a competition to play but both those are probably influenced by recency bias. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,355 Posted July 7, 2020 1 hour ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Duda, Bamford.. That Greek goalie who changed his name and moved country beacause he was so embarrassed Who wouldn't if they had a ' klit ' in the middle of it 🙂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,355 Posted July 7, 2020 (edited) You've got to old to remember Jim Blair but he was so bad you can never forget him Edited July 7, 2020 by ......and Smith must score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,722 Posted July 7, 2020 29 minutes ago, alex_ncfc said: Goran Maric Simon Whaley Rhoys Wiggins Theo Matt Gill Those names are enough to make you shudder. Back when Gunny was throwing out contracts like confetti. I think Mike Sheron has to be up there for the expectation - we spent almost £1m on him to replace Sutton but he was gash for us. Knocked the goals in for fun elsewhere though. Literally forgot Wiggins existed. Played 125 times for Charlton after leaving us and having one season at Bournemouth. As if he signed back at Bournemouth in 2016! Never played but still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alex_ncfc 664 Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, hogesar said: Literally forgot Wiggins existed. Played 125 times for Charlton after leaving us and having one season at Bournemouth. As if he signed back at Bournemouth in 2016! Never played but still. I think Wiggins only played some EFL Trophy games for us in the end but it says it all that probably 90% of Gunn's signings that summer didn't even last the season once Lambert came in. Some were gone within months. Am shocked as I also had no idea Wiggins was a Premier League 'player' until fairly recently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted July 7, 2020 Who remembers Omar Koroma.....he was pretty bad. For me it has to be one of Steve Walsh, Tony Cottee or Antoine Sibierski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted July 7, 2020 Could I give an honourable mention of Elvis Hammond, truly awful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,781 Posted July 7, 2020 2 hours ago, lake district canary said: Nice thread, let's all think of the worst things we can think of to do with City, great way to pass the time. Sorry Lakey but even hogesar has joined in so it cannot be such a bad thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,781 Posted July 7, 2020 It has to be Omar Koroma who Harry Redknapp did us like a kipper over when he was manager at Portsmouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted July 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, Uncle Fred said: Could I give an honourable mention of Elvis Hammond, truly awful Another to get in trouble with the law, jailed for money laundering! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,845 Posted July 7, 2020 Just now, TeemuVanBasten said: Another to get in trouble with the law, jailed for money laundering! Whilst we're on the theme of crap Norwich players who later fell foul of the law, I'll chuck in Elliot Omozusi who served over a year for witness intimidation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,865 Posted July 7, 2020 Surprised to see no 'love' for Peter Thorne on here. One goal in 36 games. I remember watching him very closely to see if he was going to do anything interesting at any point... it was a bit like being at a wildlife reserve with a pair of binoculars. All the f*cker did was lay in a pond for an hour and a half snoozing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,845 Posted July 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: Surprised to see no 'love' for Peter Thorne on here. One goal in 36 games. I remember watching him very closely to see if he was going to do anything interesting at any point... it was a bit like being at a wildlife reserve with a pair of binoculars. All the f*cker did was lay in a pond for an hour and a half snoozing. I was thinking the same about Thorne. Also, Andy Hughes usually gets a mention on these threads but I haven't seen him mentioned (unless I've skipped past him). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,355 Posted July 7, 2020 2 hours ago, lake district canary said: Nice thread, let's all think of the worst things we can think of to do with City, great way to pass the time. Lighten up a bit Lakey. There's been plenty of threads on here over the years about great City players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted July 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said: Whilst we're on the theme of crap Norwich players who later fell foul of the law, I'll chuck in Elliot Omozusi who served over a year for witness intimidation. None as bizarre as Neil Shipperley the former Palace striker got jailed for driving around London in a transit van getting his willy out and masturbating in front of strangers. Weird world! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted July 7, 2020 Just now, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said: I was thinking the same about Thorne. Also, Andy Hughes usually gets a mention on these threads but I haven't seen him mentioned (unless I've skipped past him). Andy Hughes was alright I thought. Just industrious, poor mans Gary O'Neil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,865 Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, TeemuVanBasten said: Andy Hughes was alright I thought. Just industrious, poor mans Gary O'Neil. A bit like Matty Pattison. All energy and heart, no skill or technique. Hooze was one of our most consistent performers during a very dark period. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Feedthewolf said: A bit like Matty Pattison. All energy and heart, no skill or technique. Hooze was one of our most consistent performers during a very dark period. Fatty Pattison was also about two stone overweight though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,845 Posted July 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said: Fatty Pattison was also about two stone overweight though! Still in better shape than John Hartson, who is conspicuous by his absence from this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted July 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said: Still in better shape than John Hartson, who is conspicuous by his absence from this thread. Yeah I thought about that one, but it later transpired he was riddled with cancer that had spread to his brain whilst with us, so I left it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,845 Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, TeemuVanBasten said: Yeah I thought about that one, but it later transpired he was riddled with cancer that had spread to his brain whilst with us, so I left it. I've just checked, and the cancer diagnosis was nearly two years after his spell with us. Did he actually have it while he was here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted July 7, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said: I've just checked, and the cancer diagnosis was nearly two years after his spell with us. Did he actually have it while he was here? Watched a YouTube video where he said he was ignoring painful balls when at Norwich, think that was the point he was making.. should have got them checked here and it may not have spread to his brain! I think he did also say he was at his biggest at Norwich, I mean he was just ginormous wasn't he 😀 Edited July 7, 2020 by TeemuVanBasten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,845 Posted July 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said: Watched a YouTube video where he said he was ignoring painful balls when at Norwich, think that was the point he was making.. should have got them checked here and it may not have spread to his brain! I think he did also say he was at his biggest at Norwich, I mean he was just ginormous wasn't he 😀 I remember sitting in the Barclay when he was lining up for a kick off, I think it may have been his debut and he had just come on as a sub, although I could be wrong. He was side-on, and I could see his belly sticking out a mile from over 60 yards away. He didn't play again after his spell with us, and he cited his weight and fitness as the primary reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Wundaboy 1,359 Posted July 7, 2020 48 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: Surprised to see no 'love' for Peter Thorne on here. One goal in 36 games. I remember watching him very closely to see if he was going to do anything interesting at any point... it was a bit like being at a wildlife reserve with a pair of binoculars. All the f*cker did was lay in a pond for an hour and a half snoozing. Was Thorne the one that we bought to partner Earnshaw, after they scored 30+ goals together the previous season? I remember signing someone and having the same front pairing that another team (Palace maybe?) had had when they stormed the league, thinking "This will be brilliant" and he was utterly awful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonyc 5,541 Posted July 7, 2020 Mike Sheron was a disappointment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted July 7, 2020 Drmic 🙊 I couldn't help myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,654 Posted July 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Canary Wundaboy said: Was Thorne the one that we bought to partner Earnshaw, after they scored 30+ goals together the previous season? I remember signing someone and having the same front pairing that another team (Palace maybe?) had had when they stormed the league, thinking "This will be brilliant" and he was utterly awful. Earnie actually came in after Thorne but they had played together before. I think the hope was Earnshaw and him would reignite their partnership though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites