Mr Apples

It must have been a pretty lowball offer as Rangers are looking to offload him. 😅 Apples

By most accounts he's shat it in Scotland, refuses to play for their B Team and wants out as quickly as possible. The Rangers fans' reaction to his behaviour is slightly more spicy than ours was. One day the truth will be told...could be a long list by the looks of it. 😏 Apples

I'm sure you can get some cream for that. 🤭🤣 Apples

Off to see Mudhoney next month in Glasgow, should be a cracker. 💪 Apples

Working, it's not a Bank Holiday in Scotland. 😭 Apples

Clyde play in the Second Division, is he finally going out on loan? 🤣 Apples

Nailed it, I've got the wooden jotter/pen and a scarf badge. I suppose it removes the responsibility for disposal of waste from the club to the fans. Very sustainable...🤣 Apples

JR27... 🤦🤣 Apples

Just saw the one about 23.00, one of the quicker ones in the northern sky. 💫 A good night for the Northern Lights too, but didn't see anything. Apples

Celtic are in a bit of a bind...their main striker, Kyogo, dislocated his shoulder on Saturday (a recurring problem) so they need someone fit and ready to go...strong bargaining position for City. 💪🤑 Apples

Hopefully he'll give the squad a motivational speech along the lines of Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. 🤣🤣 Apples

I mean, even by the forum's very high standards this knickerwetting, hysterical nonsense is priceless. Expecting someone to come in to change most of the squad, method of play and culture and expect it to be in place for game one...WHATTHE****ISGOINGON🤦🤣 Give it at least a little time. Apples

Something from the glory years, split pea and ham with cold toast. Apples

A vision in magnolia, nice but far too conservative for a third kit. 🥴😵‍💫🤣 Apples

A total W*nker as MP for Newark, how apt. 🤔🤭🤣 Apples

It must have been a message to eat my greens...there was coleslaw too 🤔😱🤣 Apples

Currently down in NR and ordered a sausage and fried egg bap for breakfast in the city centre...it arrived with a beautifully dressed salad and crisps...WTF? 🤔🤦🤣🤣 Apples

The most disappointing thing about today was seeing that the St Pauli part of the halfie scarf was black rather than brown...FFS. 🤦🤣 Idah's chance was brilliant, no need to be offside and still failed to score...get rid. Apples

It's probably best for both sides if he goes now. He looks good in Scotland as he can sometimes convert a couple of the 20 or so chances he gets per game and he's a hero because he scored against one team. 😁 Anything in the region of £6 million take it (with a sell-on clause) and get another prospect. Apples

The only thing being reported is he's training with the B team until further notice and they've left the door open if he wants to stay. It wouldn't be a surprise if they do pay him off to get rid, he's becoming increasingly toxic in a place not known for it's tolerance. Apples

Living just up the road from Glasgow, I can confirm there are absolutely no rumours locally about a return to City, in fact there are no rumours about anyone wanting him. 🤣 Apples

Watch out for the radicalised Puffins. 🤣 Apples

Only if it's deep fried...with Halal chips, Halal curry sauce and Halal Irn Bru.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🤤🤣 Apples

Next step...the Islamic State of Rockall...prime training ground for the Jihad. 🤔🤣 Apples

The jittery, wispy-haired gob****e, Rick Stein. 🤣 Apples