Stevo

Feel free to wax lyrical about astronautics and / or brain surgery in Dutch and leave us all quaking in our boots

Evening All, I''m going to be doing Fanzone for the City - Wigan game on SkySports on the 11th March. I''ve done it a couple of times before but NEVER seen us score a goal so whether that''s an omen or whether I''ll finally get to give it some, only time will tell. Anyway, I''m planning on giving the binners the usual treatment and stir up the Leeds fans for being our feeder club but what else? Tweet me at @StevoCook and I''ll try and do the yellow army and Pink ''un posters proud with some top chirp Stevo

Villa are set to lose Ashley Young to Man Utd for £16-18mill and possibly Downing to Liverpool. With that sort of cash and the need for widemen I think they''ll be favourites to sign Snodgrass UNLESS we can tie up a deal before they appoint a new manager. I would love him to sign but as the days go by it looks less likely to me.

£5mill is a huge sum....when compared to what our budget has been. But this is the premier league in 2011. This is the league where Charlie Adam is subject to a £10mill bid from Liverpool and Jordan Henderson is worth £20mill? If Snoddy proves a success in the PL, at the age of 23 his value will rocket

Interesting that the article refers to Lambert being on West Ham''s shortlist to replace Grant. It obviously hasn''t sunk in yet that they''re a Championship club with no chance of poaching a Premier League manager. Deluded fools

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]TBH I don''t think Kenny will want to sell him, he might not be in KK''s first team plans just yet but IMO he''s got an future with Liverpool. Maybe another season long loan.[/quote] KK?!?! Shame on you WAY!!! There''s only one King for City fans and that''s the King of Spain!!

Interesting quotes from PL today and if I''m not mistaken he''s having a pop at McNally''s "we will stay in the premier league" statement from the other day!?! The first time there''s been any hint of possible discord / disagreement since PL has been here. Anyhow, not to worry....the sun has come out and today is gonna be immense. It''s PARTY time!!!!

Funny that they''re slaughtering the FA....they''re more than welcome to leave the English leagues and join Bangor and the lovely boyos at the Welsh FA

Does anyone know the rules about recalling loan players? I see that Kevin Doyle may be out for the season after picking up an injury with Ireland. Any possibility that Wolves could recall Vokes before he even plays for us?

Through the website. Big thanks to Hucks too for making my kids weekend at the opening of the pre-school. Signed photos taking pride of place in our house! Legend!

Spot on Hucks. Do you think the ''problem'' with our strikers is due to form or quality? The way I see it... Chris Martin - could and should be scoring regularly at this level and needs a goal to boost his confidence. Wilbraham - shows some decent touches but carries no goal threat what so ever. Jackson - Jury is out. Another player short of form /confidence or has the step up from League 1 been too much for him?  

There''s only two City Martins Two City Martins One scores the goals The other''s called Chris Walking in a Russell wonderland

I''d suggest the level of response to a blog and the number of people who felt compelled to leave a comment is the best reflection of genuine interest? Note: Appears to be neither "hundreds nor thousands"

He qualifies on the basis of a Scottish Grandmother

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Freethorpe Canary"]Jackson is a pig in a poke [/quote] Pig in a poke: "An offering or deal that is foolishly accepted without being examined first." Not quite sure what you''re getting at here.  [/quote] A variant of ''fox in the box''?

[quote user="morty"] I don''t actually know how to type that snuffling, slobbering sound that Lecter makes. Snufushushushush. Nah, doesn''t really work. [/quote] I had a similar problem....by my 6th failed ''draft'' I simply decided to leave it out!!

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Mister Chops"]What''s everyone having for lunch today? [/quote] Not sure, I have my kids this week..... [/quote] With some fava beans and a nice chianti?

[quote user="Congo Canary"]''And I would love to know if anybody has bought their lady the ''sexy'' underwear?'' I did. ''''Ive scored at carrow road'', if i remember correctly? Only i don''t think i did, well not with the aid of those bri-nylon lovelies anyway. I bought her a size too small, of which she wasn''t too pleased about, but my first attempt at buying womens underwear, at a red faced 16. Big o'' bird thinking back............[/quote] You should have bought her the John Hartson replica shorts instead And a shirt with ''Fatty'' on the back too

[quote user="portmanking"] Leaving Counago - Could potentially stay as a squad player Lisbie - Bag of sh*te, not wanted or good enough [/quote] If those 2 go, who''s going to win all your penalties? Could mean a drastic rethink of the ''masterplan'' or I guess you could teach Wickham to become a diving little cheat too?

[quote user="morty"] Is it my memory playing tricks on me, or did they actually used to stock lady pants with "I scored at Carrow road" on them? [/quote] How about... "Strong enough to resist Kevin Muscat''s tackle" or "Let''s be having you"

My cousin is a Boro fan and years ago he had Juninho put on his shirt. Facially he does bear a striking resemblence to the little Brazilian playmaker but he''s also about a foot and a half taller. However when he went out and about wearing the shirt he used to get stopped and asked for autographs. I''m not sure what part of that I found more bizarre....the fact that people thought Juninho was a 6''3 lad with a Yorskshire accent or the belief that Juninho would walk around the city wearing his own football shirt. I concluded that some people from Teeside are just really very stupid.

Congratulations Mr C

Iwan was a lard-arse in his first season

Who is the fattest player to have played for Norwich? Jan Molby? Robert Fleck? John Hartson?  Pound (lb) for pound (£), I''d go for the Super-John...  

Henrik Mortensen was actually made of lego...but he had more bricks in his right leg than his left...which gave him his characteristic gait and the nickname ''Pisa'' in the dressing room.