Mister Chops 7 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="Pissed as a Mattress"] "TOFTWOOD UTD FANS BLAST MANAGER OVER OTSEMOBOR SIGNING"[/quote]Toftwood United fans question the club''s ambition[/quote]Toftwood manager: "It was Semi or Omosuzi" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted May 4, 2009 I know [:)]Now i cant let on a lot but it will question/challenge 2 people at the club immensely!Im not one to stir.....but many things i have posted in the past have proved me right [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="Pissed as a Mattress"] "TOFTWOOD UTD FANS BLAST MANAGER OVER OTSEMOBOR SIGNING"[/quote]Toftwood United fans question the club''s ambition[/quote]Toftwood manager: "It was Semi or Omosuzi"[/quote]Toftwood fans..."Can we not play without a right back?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted May 4, 2009 Toftwood manager: "I must have missed your tenure as Norwich manager." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metatron 0 Posted May 4, 2009 "SWINE FLU DISCOVERED IN WYMONDHAM..........."They''ll need some oinkment for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LinkNR9 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="barclay46"][quote user="Buckethead"][quote user="city-till-i-die"][quote user="Rum ol boy"] SWINE FLU DISCOVERED IN WYMONDHAM...........Man claims its only a sniffle[/quote]it will all die down in a WEEEEEEEEEEEK....ILL GET MY COAT[/quote]Tomorrows Pinky exclusive ''Swine Flu Man feeling Perky'' (allegedly).[/quote]That''s illegal and Pinky would be jealous!!![/quote]Excellent - LOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kdncfc 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="can u sit down please"]I know [:)]Now i cant let on a lot but it will question/challenge 2 people at the club immensely!Im not one to stir.....but many things i have posted in the past have proved me right [:)][/quote]The two people at the club are obviously Smith and Jones, hopefully it is potential investors spilling the beans on their battle to get Smith to accept a realistic offer for the club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Graham Humphrey"]Toftwood manager: "I must have missed your tenure as Norwich manager."[/quote]I am currently missing Roeders tenure as manager, even Toftwood would tell him to chuck off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="city-till-i-die"][quote user="Rum ol boy"] SWINE FLU DISCOVERED IN WYMONDHAM...........Man claims its only a sniffle[/quote]it will all die down in a WEEEEEEEEEEEK....ILL GET MY COAT[/quote]I was so worried I rang NHS Direct - All I got was crackling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbob 0 Posted May 4, 2009 I think I may have swine flu - Ive come out in a rasher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted May 4, 2009 Toftwood player Stumpy McDumpy, ageing , rotund ex Long John Silver impersonator, pips Semi for the man of the match award. The fans say if ''Stumps'' had got 2 good legs he would have walked it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="1st Wazzock"][quote user="city-till-i-die"][quote user="Rum ol boy"] SWINE FLU DISCOVERED IN WYMONDHAM...........Man claims its only a sniffle[/quote]it will all die down in a WEEEEEEEEEEEK....ILL GET MY COAT[/quote]I was so worried I rang NHS Direct - All I got was crackling.[/quote]We want Delia Snout! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
O.T.B.C 0 Posted May 4, 2009 Maybe they have found an OINKMENT? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Smith 2,325 Posted May 4, 2009 Leaving the pig related puns for a second to return to the original topic of this thread and the clues given above would it be correct to say that this exclusive is something that may have been discussed on here previously in various threads about our owners receptiveness to new investment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted May 4, 2009 ''Doncaster gets a Semi when Mooney is mentioned'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted May 4, 2009 Incidentally, I know cusdp has come good before on the rumour front so I''ll accept his word for now, even though he''s effectively told us nothing...... *cough pm cough*.... ahem, must have Swine Flu.... Mind, I''m holding back for the combined Swine Flu/CJD outbreak, so I can go with: I must be ill, one minute I''m bacon hot, the next I''m friesian...... (Nb, only works in a Norfolk accent) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beachbum 0 Posted May 4, 2009 Breaking news, Swine flu started by John Otsemeboar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="can u sit down please"]I know [:)]Now i cant let on a lot but it will question/challenge 2 people at the club immensely!Im not one to stir.....but many things i have posted in the past have proved me right [:)][/quote]Wouldn''t be Doncaster and Munby would it?Iwan is God wrote (on page 2 of this thread);The exclusive is an interview with Neil Doncaster. This is true! The journalist is speaking to him at 6pm as he is writing an article on why we should get rid of Doncaster & Munby. I was told a few minutes ago & as you can imagine this somewhat deflated me as I was getting exited about a Hucks return!!! [8-)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted May 4, 2009 Doncaster announeces that hes coming out ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary02 III 0 Posted May 4, 2009 Depends upon which journo is writing it as to how good it will be.Richard Balls would be best. Adam Aiken would be a disaster. Powles, Lakey, Cuffley would be average. I have a soft spot for Bailey after his tenure on here as MBNCFC and think he would do it justice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Evil Monkey"]Incidentally, I know cusdp has come good before on the rumour front so I''ll accept his word for now, even though he''s effectively told us nothing...... *cough pm cough*.... ahem, must have Swine Flu.... Mind, I''m holding back for the combined Swine Flu/CJD outbreak, so I can go with: I must be ill, one minute I''m bacon hot, the next I''m friesian...... (Nb, only works in a Norfolk accent)[/quote]Done EM........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="CT "]Doncaster announeces that hes coming out ![/quote]Are you kidding, he''s so far back in the closet he''s just found Narnia........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,624 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="can u sit down please"][quote user="Evil Monkey"]Incidentally, I know cusdp has come good before on the rumour front so I''ll accept his word for now, even though he''s effectively told us nothing...... *cough pm cough*.... ahem, must have Swine Flu.... Mind, I''m holding back for the combined Swine Flu/CJD outbreak, so I can go with: I must be ill, one minute I''m bacon hot, the next I''m friesian...... (Nb, only works in a Norfolk accent)[/quote]Done EM........[/quote]*sneeze..me 2 thanks....sneeze* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwan is God 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Mustachio Furioso"][quote user="can u sit down please"]I know [:)]Now i cant let on a lot but it will question/challenge 2 people at the club immensely!Im not one to stir.....but many things i have posted in the past have proved me right [:)][/quote]Wouldn''t be Doncaster and Munby would it?Iwan is God wrote (on page 2 of this thread);The exclusive is an interview with Neil Doncaster. This is true! The journalist is speaking to him at 6pm as he is writing an article on why we should get rid of Doncaster & Munby. I was told a few minutes ago & as you can imagine this somewhat deflated me as I was getting exited about a Hucks return!!! [8-)][/quote]This story will be in tomorrow''s paper! I just hope its playing second fidle to something a lot more interesting!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary02 III 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="CT "]Doncaster announeces that hes coming out ![/quote]Are you kidding, he''s so far back in the closet he''s just found Narnia........[/quote]Oi!!!! I want copywrite on that one when I first used it ABOUT YOU 6 years ago!!!However, I will forgive you and the lawsuit if you *cough* pm *cough*. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwan is God 0 Posted May 4, 2009 Woooahh! Why did that just happen??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary02 III 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Iwan is God"]Woooahh! Why did that just happen???[/quote]Because Iwan is God and He is angered!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="CT "]Doncaster announeces that hes coming out ![/quote]Are you kidding, he''s so far back in the closet he''s just found Narnia........[/quote]Oi!!!! I want copywrite on that one when I first used it ABOUT YOU 6 years ago!!!However, I will forgive you and the lawsuit if you *cough* pm *cough*.[/quote]Damn, you still here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary02 III 0 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="CT "]Doncaster announeces that hes coming out ![/quote]Are you kidding, he''s so far back in the closet he''s just found Narnia........[/quote]Oi!!!! I want copywrite on that one when I first used it ABOUT YOU 6 years ago!!!However, I will forgive you and the lawsuit if you *cough* pm *cough*.[/quote]Damn, you still here?[/quote]You sound like the Mrs when we''re in bed.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote user="Canary02 III"]You sound like the Mrs when we''re in bed....[/quote]Hope that doesn''t mean I''m pregnant...... I thought I just looked it! [:S]Anyway, back to the topic.......................... Swine Flu!! I hear its a pig to get rid of.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites