Caption competition

[Pete Raven 276]

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[YankeeCanary 0]

"Ref, if you''re going to get your arse in the way, can you keep it away from my head?"

[Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0]

" This is why I booked you for a two footed tackle, hurts doesnt it? "

[WeAreYellows49 0]

''''I don''t remember this position in the Karma Sutra'''' [:$]

[Mello Yello 2,572]

"Now look here young man, I''m the Ref - and I''m perfectly capable of blowing my own whistle if you don''t mind!"

[YankeeCanary 0]

"To hell with your apologies. I''m currently going through divorce proceedings. Do you have any idea what my wife could do with a picture like this?"

[Dom 0]

"The siemese twins just couldn''t get grips with the game"

[The Butler 0]

Left a bit,left a bit, FIRE

[jetstream 0]

"Players misunderstood the FA call for refs to be treated more like those in rugby"

[NorwichsNewFinest 0]

No, you can kiss my arse!

[AP16 0]

Obviously the tension just gets too much for Smudger and 1st Wiz and they choose the wrong moment to rekindle their undying love for eachother.

[paul ncfc 0]

Invisible Man set to sue local Referee.

[Yellow Rages 0]

[quote user="paul ncfc"]Invisible Man set to sue local Referee.
[/quote]

John just played for the crack, the others took it more seriously.

[Grumpy Old Blogger 0]

"Go on son, I''ve got him - you can go on and score now. And don''t forget your Mum and I want you home early this evening"

[Rustyboy 2]

This is taking this respect thing too far!!

[Mello Yello 2,572]

"Hey Ref! I can see a train coming!"

[arrdee 2]

You just wait till I bring my foot down that will learn you to pinch  my studs you thiving sod .

[arrdee 2]

You just wait till I bring my foot down that will learn you to pinch  my studs you thieving sod .

[YankeeCanary 0]

"I think you''re going about this the wrong way round."

[Vinny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0]

I said oops upside ya head  !! I said oops upside ya head !!

[hogesar 10,766]

Sorry Santa.

[Messiah 0]

"........and  with a timely fart as ever, young "Bingo-wings Bagshaw" bursts through the defence, leaving a trail of havoc behind him".

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="Messiah"]"........and  with a timely fart as ever, young "Bingo-wings Bagshaw" bursts through the defence, leaving a trail of havoc behind him".
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LMAO [:D]

[AP16 0]

[quote user="Messiah"]"........and  with a timely fart as ever, young "Bingo-wings Bagshaw" bursts through the defence, leaving a trail of havoc behind him".
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Winner. That is brilliant.

[Yellow Rages 0]

No matter how hard they tried, they could not recreate the tale of Bunny Larkins torn shorts.

[AndyJR 0]

 

"This is a football match, your in the wrong place.  The two man, rolling around

like a couple of Numpty''s competition is going on, on the other side of the field."

[Mr. Bump 0]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]"Hey Ref! I can see a train coming!"[/quote]

No brownie points for making yours more visable.

What was the score in the game, out of curiousity?

[Tony DaWonderful 35]

Ref and Player pass out as boy gets impailed on umbrellas!

Look closely before you say wtf!

[claud 0]

"So that''s why they call you shit-head"

[The Original Yellow Fever 0]

You Gaffa said pile on the pressure, not pressure on a pile!!!