South Norfolk Old Boy 0 Posted March 21, 2006 So Proton have pulled out of the sponsorship deal. Who might we have next. Some suggestions: The Ministry of Defence – Favoured by NW, but with no track record of sponsoring football clubs. Wilkinson Sword – Rumoured to be owned by Howard who is known to be a big fan of our style. Kodak – Always seeing the negatives as positives. The Health and Safety Executive – they owe Delia a favour. Norwich and Peterborough Building Society – Change the name to Peterborough United and get Danny Crow back without a fee. Hummer Motor Cars – as long as Earnie stays here (does he need a cushion to see over that wheel?) Tesco – cos every little helps. Sainsbury’s – Big picture of Jamie Oliver on the shirt. New major shareholder required? The Italian Tank Company – 9 reverse gears and one forward. Anne Summers – the club shop would be more interesting. Lidl – Buy ‘em cheap and pile ‘em high. I’m sure you can all do better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3canaries 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Pampers Nappies - Sh*t at the back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
percyvarco 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Norwich Union Direct - suits our style of play. But then again Norwich Union are also sponsoring Ipswich by not asking for their loan back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hump 0 Posted March 21, 2006 The Early Learning Centre would save lots of problems Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Norwich Gas Appliances - Players possessing lots of wind please apply. No skill requiredNorwich Waste Removal - Outgoing players frequently provided with free transportationNorwich Public Utilities - Utility players only required for all positions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huddy 0 Posted March 21, 2006 The new sponsors i expect will be flybe. It was mentioned a few weeks back and is likely because they sponsor Birmingham and exeter, places where their planes fly too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
South Norfolk Old Boy 0 Posted March 21, 2006 I''m sure you''re right but.....I''d prefer Anne Summers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted March 21, 2006 [quote user="3canaries"]Pampers Nappies - Sh*t at the back.[/quote]LMFAO! We have a winner, I think! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustyboy 2 Posted March 21, 2006 Specsavers – so we can all see the same game as the management doesAlways extra - to stop the leaks at the backBudweizer - we do the drinking, they do the football!Ajax - at least we will look like a good teamPlaytex - we could do with a bit more supportRed Bull - it’s the only way we will get wingers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom NCFC 0 Posted March 21, 2006 I heard this from a mate, he said that Carphone warehouse are in talks with us to put there Talk Talk logo on our shirts! I don''t know how much truth is in this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plastic Scouser 0 Posted March 21, 2006 I''m probably going to regret this but I''m pretty closely linked to that company...and I''ve not heard a peep - that said, the Chairman- Charles Dunstone (who is not short of the odd million) does have a small property hidden away in the depths of North Norfolk - so perhaps he is a closet Canary - shame I hadn''t heard this one before as he was up in our offices last Friday - I could have asked him...!Apologies if this sparks off a pointless rumours thread!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted March 21, 2006 its fly be....jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
South Norfolk Old Boy 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Brilliant RustyBoy! Far better than mine. Well out in front so far I think. Mind you, first prize is a signed copy of Nigel''s video - Football, my way! So you''d better hope someone beats you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
South Norfolk Old Boy 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Sorry, far too serious - disqualified. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rossi 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Before I offer mine, can i just say SNOB, what a cracking post. Makes a change to look at this board with such a broad grinAnyway............................panini stickers - transfers you can trustHearing Aid Assoc - we are listening, we promise!Anglian Water - Got leaks everywhereAlways Ultra - Comes with wingsNAAFI - No Ambition And F*** all InterestJarretts Removals - Maybe they can work the same magic with EtuhuThe demolition company - Guaranteed to hit the target(Battle of)Hastings direct - One in the eye of the fansAnne Summers (again, sorry) Passion Roy, PassionViagra - No problems cracking one from distance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Web Team - Vince 0 Posted March 21, 2006 [quote user="Rossi 46"]Anne Summers (again, sorry) Passion Roy, Passion[/quote]Ace! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oso Butch 0 Posted March 21, 2006 [quote user="jas the barclay king"]its fly be....jas :)[/quote]Would that guarantee 2 wings every game ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brum Uni Canary 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Data Protection Office (deals with freedom of information)- so we know what is really going on behind the scenes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan 0 Posted March 21, 2006 If we have Ann Summers does that mean the players will wear thongs rather than shorts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Oso Butch asks....Would that guarantee 2 wings every game ???Yes, but unfortunately, the game would still be played in the sky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freddy H 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Forobvious reasons Purina Winalot have pulled out of sponsorship talks. Cadburys and Nestle are interested due to the fact that we have a softcentre. Redwings Sanctuary are the obvious favourites as they haveheard about the hoof ball we play and the collection of Donkeys and Cart Horsesthat Worthy has recently assembled! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
South Norfolk Old Boy 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Sorry everyone - I''ve got it.......Guinness, Carling, Carlsburg, Stella Artois, Adnams, John Smiths. Kronenburg.........anything except Worthington! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atomic budgie 0 Posted March 22, 2006 New sponsor is Tampax...to help us through those really difficult periods ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sing up the river end 0 Posted March 22, 2006 [quote user="3canaries"]Pampers Nappies - Sh*t at the back.[/quote]rofl best by far Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AP16 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Viagara and Tampax cracked me right up!! I saw the pampers one ages ago on a Man Utd shirt floating round the internet when they lost their deal with vodafone. FHM......Would make half time the highlight of the gameVagisil....Stop the midfield standing about scratching their nutsKleenex....Tissues for when a full back crosses the half way line and develops a heavy nose bleed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,294 Posted March 22, 2006 I''ve heard that the NCFC Goalkeeping Jersey, will have an individual sponsor of ''Durex'' and hopefully every Keeper that wears it.................will save every shot! ;~) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rossi 0 Posted March 22, 2006 [quote user="atomic budgie"]New sponsor is Tampax...to help us through those really difficult periods ![/quote]problem is budgie, we would have to fit swimming or riding a bike into our advertising Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YGB 0 Posted March 22, 2006 ive heard game has been working with us as no one beats us with trade ins I have proofTHEY TRADE WE GIVEandy hughes 500kEtuhu 500kLous Jean Gary HoltColin 250kPeter Thorne 0 who can argue with that?simon charlton 250k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barry Brockes 147 Posted March 22, 2006 I think Tampax would be the most appropriate. After all, we''ve only been playing well about one week in four this season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleston Canary 0 Posted March 22, 2006 As i have a crap memory for advertising slogans, thought i''d have a go on the ''advertsing slogan generator'':http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=worthingtonPut in Worthington and it suggested ''Just do Worthington'' - interesting?!Have a go yourselves! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
