Testing this forums insane swear filter...

[king canary 7,653]

This is more of a test but this forum seems to have on the weirdest swear filters I've ever seen.

Adolf Hitler was the leader of the **** party.

As they say in advertising, **** sells.

Boxers beat each other to a bloody pulp.

I felt a **** on my finger and noticed blood.

Sunderland were managed by **** Advocaat

Lets see how it works

[Terminally Yellow 2,477]

Yet another fine thread for our football forum.

[king canary 7,653]

7 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

Yet another fine thread for our football forum.

Waaaah the man posted a thread and I was forced to click on iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Terminally Yellow 2,477]

11 minutes ago, king canary said:

Waaaah the man posted a thread and I was forced to click on iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Touche. Although calling you a "man" is a bit of a stretch.

I've seen nothing from you to justify me thinking you're anything more than a 13 year old posting rude things on his Mum's computer when she isn't looking.

[Uncle Fred 526]

3 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

Touche. Although calling you a "man" is a bit of a stretch.

I've seen nothing from you to justify me thinking you're anything more than a 13 year old posting rude things on his Mum's computer when she isn't looking.

Sound of nail being hit on head 

[king canary 7,653]

2 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

Touche. Although calling you a "man" is a bit of a stretch.

I've seen nothing from you to justify me thinking you're anything more than a 13 year old posting rude things on his Mum's computer when she isn't looking.

Yep, whereas getting mad at strangers posting something you aren't interest in on an internet forum just screams maturity.

I wasnt actually just looking to post funny swears. I was mainly pointing out the fact that this forum censors the name of Hitlers party or the medical term for female and Male is a bit weird.

[Duncan Edwards 2,258]

Does Bell End still get through? If it doesn't, there's no point Morty coming back to just post asterisks. 

[king canary 7,653]

2 minutes ago, Uncle Fred said:

Sound of nail being hit on head 

Wow, I know I've made it when you're getting involved.

Will you sign my programme next time we're both at Carrow Road? I might need to buy 5 to fit all the names on though...

[Bill 1,788]

Scunthorpe

Arsenal

****terton

Cummings

Fanny Hill

Bumptious

 

a bit like the Steptoe's game of scrabble 😊

 

 

 

[Bill 1,788]

6 minutes ago, king canary said:

Yep, whereas getting mad at strangers posting something you aren't interest in on an internet forum just screams maturity.

I wasnt actually just looking to post funny swears. I was mainly pointing out the fact that this forum censors the name of Hitlers party or the medical term for female and Male is a bit weird.

shame....😒

 

[Rich T The Biscuit 562]

1 hour ago, king canary said:

This is more of a test but this forum seems to have on the weirdest swear filters I've ever seen.

Adolf Hitler was the leader of the **** party.

As they say in advertising, **** sells.

Boxers beat each other to a bloody pulp.

I felt a **** on my finger and noticed blood.

Sunderland were managed by **** Advocaat

Lets see how it works

Not sure on here but our work system doesn't like Scunthorpe 🤷‍♂️

[Herman 9,817]

Not to give you ideas but plurals of certain words go through. **** - nazis etc. 

[Bill 1,788]

6 minutes ago, Herman said:

Not to give you ideas but plurals of certain words go through. **** - nazis etc. 

cheers for that

you **** 😉

 

it don't

Edited June 15, 2020 by Bill

[Mr Angry 1,570]

How about using “sard” (10th century precursor to the F-word) or “pizzle”  (Shakespearean times for pr1ck) until they get banned? 

[BroadstairsR 2,195]

**** Van **** will always be my favourite.

The actor in such films as Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins.

(Ben Dover will probably get through though.)

[Greavsy 2,418]

1 hour ago, Duncan Edwards said:

Does Bell End still get through? If it doesn't, there's no point Morty coming back to just post asterisks. 

I seem to recall it was Co ck-Womble and T W U N T mainly.

and general bell endery provocation to those that didn't comply to his thoughts. 

[king canary 7,653]

50 minutes ago, BroadstairsR said:

**** Van **** will always be my favourite.

The actor in such films as Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins.

(Ben Dover will probably get through though.)

That is great, although I did initially think you were writing Ricky Van Wolfswinkle...

[Bill 1,788]

52 minutes ago, BroadstairsR said:

**** Van **** will always be my favourite.

The actor in such films as Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins.

(Ben Dover will probably get through though.)

That was always an answer when the joke contest was, name your favourite **** tribute

s itty cl itty gan gbang - I think you can work that out, Shaving Ryans Privates

though how did P ussy Galore get past the censors

and a stage name I used was Eric Shunn

[Wings of a Sparrow 1,425]

Never Mind the ****

[Bill 1,788]

i believe

Fanny by Gaslight

was one of the earliest **** films

[How I Wrote Elastic Man 1,189]

I guess most keyboards have accented vowels? For example, á é í ó ú

These usually get through, on the rare occasion I feel the need to use them

Bóllocks, etc

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,835]

Do compound swear words work?

Wankspangle

****nugget

Thundercunt

EDIT: Two out of three isn't bad, I suppose.

Edited June 15, 2020 by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

[All the Germans 1,080]

1 hour ago, Wings of a Sparrow said:

Never Mind the ****

Why on earth has Danger been put on the swear filter!

[Bill 1,788]

10 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

 

Wankspangle

****nugget

Thundercunt

 

sounds like the argument the couple down the road have 😜

[FenwayFrank 2,461]

2 minutes ago, Bill said:

sounds like the argument the couple down the road have 😜

Til and Greavsy?

[TIL 1010 4,779]

3 minutes ago, FenwayFrank said:

Til and Greavsy?

That is lost on me so can you explain ?

[FenwayFrank 2,461]

13 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said:

That is lost on me so can you explain ?

I used the first two posters names I thought of, you should be pleased I thought of you 😜

[TIL 1010 4,779]

1 minute ago, FenwayFrank said:

I used the first two posters names I thought of, you should be pleased I thought of you 😜

Well that does surprise me with all this talk of your banned mate on here today. 😂

[FenwayFrank 2,461]

1 minute ago, TIL 1010 said:

Well that does surprise me with all this talk of your banned mate on here today. 😂

Anything you want to tell everyone ? 

[TIL 1010 4,779]

Just now, FenwayFrank said:

Anything you want to tell everyone ? 

It's all there on Tumbleweed.com if anyone wants to look. i am sure you can recall cosying up over there whenever the PinkUn was mentioned. It was around the time he said that he would never post on here again even if his ban was lifted.