The moon

[mr footy 36]

It has been seen to be bigger than usual

Why?

[morty 0]

Is the answer "Kyle Lafferty"?

[lappinitup 629]

Does it explain why it''s difficult to be ''over the moon'' lately?

[ZLF 335]

It''s the culmination of an apocalyptic 2016,. Trump''s making it crash into us.

[mr footy 36]

What is the point of the moon as it doesn''t do a great deal apart from light up every night.

[Happy Clapper 0]

Made of cheese

[Number 9 0]

It''s a supermoon, when it''s full moon next day or two, it will seem @15% bigger than normal.

It''s because of stuff.

[JF 694]

It''s the closest the moon has been to the earth since 1948

[......and Smith must score. 1,600]

[quote user="Number 9"]It''s a supermoon, when it''s full moon next day or two, it will seem @15% bigger than normal.....[/quote]Does it work for bodyparts ? [;)]

[OldRobert 38]

Mrs OR says, the Moon always appears larger when it is closer to the horizon than when it is high in the sky.  Watch out tomorrow night for a bright red Super Moon.  This is the closest it will be until 2035 approx.  She knows about these things.[:D]

[JF 694]

OldRobert wrote the following post at 13/11/2016 7:10 PM:

Mrs OR says, the Moon always appears larger when it is closer to the horizon than when it is high in the sky. Watch out tomorrow night for a bright red Super Moon. This is the closest it will be until 2035 approx. She knows about these things.Big Smile [:D]

Unfortunately the forecast isn''t looking too promising for tomorrow night😔

[Number 9 0]

[quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="Number 9"]It''s a supermoon, when it''s full moon next day or two, it will seem @15% bigger than normal.....[/quote]Does it work for bodyparts ? [;)]

[/quote]

Strip your pants off and jump in some nettles, the swelling won''t wear off for a few days.

You might enjoy it too!

😱

[morty 0]

Well I have just been out, and it didn''t look particularly "super" to me.I''m sure moons were bigger under Lambert.

[Crafty Canary 547]

It''s like this Morty. Imagine Tilly dropped his pants and mooned at you. The closer his ar$e is to you the bigger it looks. 😯😯

[morty 0]

[:(]

[Number 9 0]

Tilly''s rrrrsss today qprssss, bit of a bum week.

[Number 9 0]

*qprsss Saturday*

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="Crafty Canary"]It''s like this Morty. Imagine Tilly dropped his pants and mooned at you. The closer his ar$e is to you the bigger it looks. 😯😯[/quote]We''ll have to take your word for that Crafty, I can''t imagine anybody else wanting to get that close. [;)]

[nutty nigel 7,902]

[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Crafty Canary"]It''s like this Morty. Imagine Tilly dropped his pants and mooned at you. The closer his ar$e is to you the bigger it looks. 😯😯[/quote]We''ll have to take your word for that Crafty, I can''t imagine anybody else wanting to get that close. [;)][/quote]

I''m afraid doctors don''t have a lot of choice Lapp....

[morty 0]

[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Crafty Canary"]It''s like this Morty. Imagine Tilly dropped his pants and mooned at you. The closer his ar$e is to you the bigger it looks. 😯😯[/quote]We''ll have to take your word for that Crafty, I can''t imagine anybody else wanting to get that close. [;)][/quote]We''ll need binoculars, now he drinks elsewhere[;)]

[A Load of Squit 6,260]

Why aren''t we The Moon. [:(]

[Van wink 2,994]

Avoid the dark side of the moon at all costs.

[nutty nigel 7,902]

[8]"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it''s all dark." [mo]

[morty 0]

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[TIL 1010 5,246]

[quote user="morty"]We''ll need binoculars, now he drinks elsewhere[;)][/quote]Maybe you should have a word with a few people before you get carried away with your assumptions.

[morty 0]

[quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="morty"]We''ll need binoculars, now he drinks elsewhere[;)][/quote]Maybe you should have a word with a few people before you get carried away with your assumptions.[/quote]Ah of course, now we''re losing, you''ll be back in the Nelson.With a face like a slapped ar$e when we win.[:D]

[TIL 1010 5,246]

I think you might find i was in there after the Rotherham game as well but hey ho i really do not have to justify where i drink or with who and most certainly not to you.

[morty 0]

[quote user="TIL 1010"]I think you might find i was in there after the Rotherham game as well but hey ho i really do not have to justify where i drink or with who and most certainly not to you.[/quote]Indeed you don''t, you drink where you want, I couldn''t really give a shiney $hite[:D]

[TIL 1010 5,246]

That is obviously why you keep banging on about where i drink like a scratched record.

[morty 0]

[quote user="TIL 1010"]That is obviously why you keep banging on about where i drink like a scratched record. [/quote]I think we''ll leave it there, unless you want some real home truths.....