Lord Horn

Off topic but how do they aim to accommodate their level of support?????http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20714161

[quote user="Unhinged Canary"][quote user="a1canary"] I was just about to post this too. Hilarious. But quite incredible for a top league game in Italy. Is this where the game is heading? Hard to imagine it ever happening here. Do you think he sang any songs!!? [/quote] "I''ll sing on my own, I''ll sing on my owwwwn, our support''s rubbish, I''ll sing on my own...." [/quote] ''Home in a Tuk-Tuk, I''m Going Home in a Tuk-Tuk!''

http://www.scrumptiousbuns.co.uk/scrumptiousalbum.html These look good too!!!

[quote user="Resident Canary Stig"]Oh yes, a draw with Southampton! VERY impressive.[/quote] Given that they''re 5th in the form table not bad at all getting a draw!!!

[quote user="Beauseant"] It was a really strange atmosphere. Several players looked concerned about picking up knocks (Bradley Johnson pulled out of a 50/50 at one point!) and the bulk of the crowd seemed to have turned up expecting a foregone conclusion and didn''t know what to do when it failed to materialise. The Villa fans were impressive, but what disappointed me was the lack of support for Hughton. Clearly there are still a number of Lambert devotees who can''t bring themselves to fully embrace the man who''s taken us on our best ever Premier League run. As for the result, going out of a devalued cup and losing the chance to play in a second rate European competition isn''t something I''ll lose sleep over. [/quote] Don''t know about any Lambert love-in but the four lads next to me who obviously weren''t regulars spent most of their  time calling Lambert a c**t and encouraging our players to break the legs of Villa players.  Despite me joining in with any discernible song/chant that drifted my way they didn''t seem interested in giving sustained support to the team.

[quote user="swindoncanary"]Thinking back, to the Father and son who protested by ''tearing up'' their season tickets in front of Bryan Gunn (not sure how they did that with the credit card style) On our first match in Division One. Does anyone know what happened to them ? Have they now missed the most incredible years in the clubs history or are they back in the crowd at Carrow Road ?   [/quote] Last thing I heard is they opened up a coin sharpening emporium somewhere in Manchester.

[quote user="Beauseant"] [quote user="Orford65"]the idea that Lambo tactically outwitted Hoots is absolute ba//ocks - Villa took their chances, we did''nt. End of! [/quote]   That''s my view too. With 15 left it could have gone either way.Had Given not saved Holt''s point blank header we may well have won. [/quote] What he said!!!  [Y]  

The best thing about the game was Garrido and Turner both being on the bench means that the defense should return to normal against Wigan!!!!

[quote user="Thirsty Lizard"]Weather forecast says patches of thick freezing fog could form this evening. Hopefully they''ll miss us, but if they don''t might we have a rerun of a famous League Cup game of days past?[/quote] No, we''re saving that for the Semi-Final second leg against Chelsea [:D]

Ebbsfleet United - was a joint owner at one time with 30,000 others and go and see them play when I can (usually once a season at Cambridge Utd since Histon got relegated!!!) Also have a softy spot for Guernsey FC and AFC Wimbledon

Mungo Arsewipe!

[quote user="JF"]What''s happening with Cody? Genuine question as I haven''t been keeping an eye on it.[/quote]He came on as a 75th minute sub in Cov''s 5-1 win yesterday - didn''t get on the score sheet though.

[quote user="TheRock"]Im still thinking along the lines of Leeds if they somehow beat Chelsea [H][/quote]Nah....... we''ll get Bradford once they''ve dumped out Arsenal.  Unfortunately Bradford will beat us over two legs but heyho they will obviously be playing some ineligible players so we get through to Wembley by default.....sorted

[quote user="paul moy"]I don''t think that was really saveable.  Maybe Forster due to extra height and reach, but certainly not Hart or Ruddy IMO.[/quote]Blimey Paul, this Forster ''love-in'' is getting nearly as obsessive as the Cody crush [:D]  Obviously you haven''t seen the Ruddy that we''ve all been watching recently!

Didn''t the police get involved with the Twitter abuse after the Everton game??? Hopefully they will chase this kn*bhead up as well!!

[quote user="Mungo Bumpkin"]I don''t like the "new" Wembley. I prefered the old one in all it''s Milk Cup tastic imperial magnificence with towers, teracing and greyhound track.[/quote]Like I preferred ''The Nest'' but........ whatever!

[quote user="City1st"]threshold of the top four more like   what these stats show is placings in the table alone are not always an accurate picture, as groupings like this show   this time last season we had 20 points after 16 games, but were 9th (not 11th) - but most noticably we were 11 points adrift of 4th place ...... we are currently 4 points off 4th place   Europe anyone ?  [/quote]Trip to Real Mallorca would be nice!

[quote user="jackarmy12"]Can i ask one question about your silly side, im not trying to be a c*** right now but this racist allegation your putting towards us, is ok for you to call us sheepsh**gers, etc etc, im sure this is classed a racism??? and what grant holt said last year was basically racism, and im not bitter right now but norwich are the new stoke, rugby side, what the hell was one of your players doing to one of ours when the ball was no where near him he basicall pushed him to the ground, fuck i hate Grant holt with a passion :)[/quote]''Grapes sour'' - re-arrange into a well known phrase or saying!

[quote user="Mungo Bumpkin"]Mr Hughton, I wouldn''t dream of telling you how to do your job but on Tuesday night we expect to see the first XI line up to stick it to Villa and their quisling manager. We would be in sniffing distance of the twin towers. Norwich expects every man to do his duty! [/quote]Can''t wait to see you having a day out an infill site somewhere rather than going to see the magnificent Wembley with its arch.  [:P]

[quote user="fonejacker"]SOLD OUT[/quote]Blimey - glad I nipped down at lunchtime to get mine!  Although I know all the seats had been sold out by then as the guy in front of me couldn''t get one.  Who wants to sit when you can bounce up and down on the terraces????!!!!

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John''s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ''I realize it''s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I''m recently widowed,'' she explained. ''I''m afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'' ''Don''t worry,'' John said. ''We''ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we''ll be gone at first light.'' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skii ng. But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, ''Keith, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'' ''Yes, I do.'' Said Keith. ''Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'' ''Well, um, yes!,'' Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found out, ''I have to admit that I did.'' ''And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'' Keith''s face turned beet red and he said, ''Yeah, look, I''m sorry, buddy. I''m afraid I did.'' ''Why do you ask?'' ''She just died and left me everything.''

A bloke starts his new job at a zoo and is given 3 tasks. The 1st job is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.   As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won''t be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.   Moving on to the 2nd job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything... He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.   He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.   By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.   Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. The new lion wanders over to the other lions and says "What''s the food like here?"   The lions turn round and say: ......   "Absolutely brilliant, .....today we had Fish & Chimps with Mushy Bees.

[quote user="Webbo118"] [quote user="Herman "]At a slight tangent, Robbed Earnshaw is in Tel Aviv,getting shot at by Hamas. Probably better than Cardiff...[/quote]   I think Cardiff is twinned with Tel Aviv. [/quote] I thought it was twinned with Kabul!!!

[quote user="stoke canary"]Now 12.45 kick off Sat 2nd Feb Live on Sky[/quote] What will our undefeated run be by then???? [:D]

[quote user="pete_norw"] [quote user="cornish_canary"]We were also faced with the proposition of an in-form Newcastle visiting! We all know the rest![/quote] The bright note to all this is, If Lambert had of stayed here, Look at Villa,  Sunderland, honeymoon seems to be over, Newcastle, now in the Pardew syndrome, All three teams below us, Hughton has got it right and I think we will be top half come May.   [/quote] And having watched us for nearly 50 years any draw away from home for us has got to be a plus (let alone the run of results we''ve had in the last two months).  If we win/draw on Sunday that''s two months in all competitions without a defeat.  Hughton has got a lot right since the Chelsea game and to be honest if we stay up this year (which I think we will) we will then have the budget to inject some more fire power next season.