Getting to know you....

[Mike Walkers Hat 0]

I am a frequent visitor but newbie poster. I know new posters are not always welcome to all on here so I thought I''d use the dull close season to say hi and see whether I pass the entrance criteria. So...... what do you want to know?

[Canaries Utd 0]

Have you heard any potential signing rumours?

[Redders Right Foot 22]

Who do you support? Ipswich or Ipswich?

Villa/Leeds maybe?

[......and Smith must score. 1,599]

[quote user="SingUpTheSouthStand"]

I am a frequent visitor but newbie poster. I know new posters are not always welcome to all on here so I thought I''d use the dull close season to say hi and see whether I pass the entrance criteria. So...... what do you want to know?

[/quote]There IS a strict entrance criteria on here........if you can write complete b*llocks at least 90% of the time you''re in !! 100% pass rate so far so don''t let us down...[:D]

[Mike Walkers Hat 0]

Why do all new posters get accused of being binners?

[Redders Right Foot 22]

Nothing personal, I had to ask in order to fit in.

;)

[TIL 1010 5,246]

Just a question mate but why register over 5 years ago but suddenly decide to start posting today especially with the roller coaster ride our club have given us during this time. Blimey there must have been hundreds of topics good and bad that must have tempted you to respond to before tonight ?

[Redders Right Foot 22]

Can''t blame him Til,

if he decided to post at the clubs lowest point, he''d be a binner.

if he posted when we were on the rise, he''d be a glory hunter (much like myself)

if he posted when lambert left, binner/villian.

if he posted this season, binner/happy clapper/pant wetter.

[Redders Right Foot 22]

and by he, I of course mean (s)he. not meaning to make assumptions.

[Canaries Utd 0]

I didn''t accuse you of being a ''binner'', I just asked if you''ve heard any transfer gossip?

[Mike Walkers Hat 0]

[quote user="TIL 1010"]Just a question mate but why register over 5 years ago but suddenly decide to start posting today especially with the roller coaster ride our club have given us during this time. Blimey there must have been hundreds of topics good and bad that must have tempted you to respond to before tonight ?[/quote]

I have considered posting many times before but to be quite honest I have seen so many threads end up in posters just b!tching at one another it has put me off. 

[Mr Brownstone 0]

It''s disappointing to see that you haven''t attempted to ruin multiple threads by starting the same argument with the same posters over and over and over and over and over etc etc

You''ll never fit it in.

[Canaries Utd 0]

Fair enough, third time lucky... have you by chance got any transfer gossip speculation you wish to share with us?

[Morisons Prozac 0]

Lol Javier.

Welcome OP, don''t wind up certain posters and you should be fine here ;)

[Mike Walkers Hat 0]

[quote user="Canaries Utd"]Fair enough, third time lucky... have you by chance got any transfer gossip speculation you wish to share with us?[/quote]

 

Sorry  - No transfer gossip. I don''t live in the city so haven''t spotted any potential signings and I don''t have any tenuous links to anyone who may or may not have heard something.

[Mike Walkers Hat 0]

You really shouldn''t make assumptions Javier... I''m very much a She.

[Ketts Rebel 0]

As you can see I''m a new boy myself. Maybe just some sensible and constructive posts (ha!) to begin with, which over time may gain the confidence of your fellow posters.

Although a hardened troll may play that game for a while.

[Canaries Utd 0]

No speculation, no sightings in Adsa, how very refreshing. Welcome to the board.

[Canaries Utd 0]

Oh, and I like the retro name too.

[William Darby 0]

1. Do you post under another account?

2. Do you think Tw*tter is the oracle of the WWW?

3. Are you well acquainted with the ITFC accounts?

4. Are you over Paul Shambert?

5. Have you a panache for wanting people to expose themselves to you?

6. Can you spot a troll while whistling Dixie?

7. Have you ever watched the Accountancy Channel on SKY?

8. Have you a pair of crystal balls and a long white beard?

9. Do you consider yourself a fanny magnet from the inner-circle?

10. Do you require an edit button?

[Mr Angry 2,019]

[quote user="SingUpTheSouthStand"]

[quote user="Canaries Utd"]Fair enough, third time lucky... have you by chance got any transfer gossip speculation you wish to share with us?[/quote]

 

Sorry  - No transfer gossip. I don''t live in the city so haven''t spotted any potential signings and I don''t have any tenuous links to anyone who may or may not have heard something.

[/quote]

That doesn''t stop some people! Welcome.

[Mike Walkers Hat 0]

1. Do you post under another account?

2. Do you think Tw*tter is the oracle of the WWW?

3. Are you well acquainted with the ITFC accounts?

4. Are you over Paul Shambert?

5. Have you a panache for wanting people to expose themselves to you?

6. Can you spot a troll while whistling Dixie?

7. Have you ever watched the Accountancy Channel on SKY?

8. Have you a pair of crystal balls and a long white beard?

9. Do you consider yourself a fanny magnet from the inner-circle?

10. Do you require an edit button?

1. No

2. Twitter lies

3. Couldn''t care less

4. Never forgotten but life moves on

5. Not on Thursdays

6. I can''t whistle

7. If I did the accounts would remind me that I can''t afford Sky

8. No balls crystal or otherwise. I''m female.

9. I''ve never found myself to be magnetic in that way

10. Wyh wluod I need an eidt bttuon?

[Mister Chops 7]

Holt or RVW?Surman or Pilkington?Whittaker or R Martin?Pink or Brown?

[Mike Walkers Hat 0]

[quote user="Jan van Chopsburg"]Holt or RVW?Surman or Pilkington?Whittaker or R Martin?Pink or Brown?[/quote]

 

To be decided

Pilks

R Martin

Yellow and Green

[lappinitup 629]

There''s already a poster of that name.

[William Darby 0]

1. Do you post under another account? 2. Do you think Tw*tter is the oracle of the WWW? 3. Are you well acquainted with the ITFC accounts? 4. Are you over Paul Shambert? 5. Have you a panache for wanting people to expose themselves to you? 6. Can you spot a troll while whistling Dixie? 7. Have you ever watched the Accountancy Channel on SKY? 8. Have you a pair of crystal balls and a long white beard? 9. Do you consider yourself a fanny magnet from the inner-circle? 10. Do you require an edit button?

1. No

2. Twitter lies

3. Couldn''t care less

4. Never forgotten but life moves on

5. Not on Thursdays

6. I can''t whistle

7. If I did the accounts would remind me that I can''t afford Sky

8. No balls crystal or otherwise. I''m female.

9. I''ve never found myself to be magnetic in that way

10. Wyh wluod I need an eidt bttuon?

I''m pleased to inform you, you have passed your theory test with flying colours.

[Bert sneakers 0]

So your a lady fan are you???

Are you a single lady fan???

If so do you like the name bert???

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="Bert sneakers"]So your a lady fan are you??? Are you a single lady fan???

If so do you like the name bert???[/quote]How did you know her name was bert?

[Bws Cat 0]

"There''s already a poster of that name."

Was just about to say that lapps. Don''t want to make a presumption but is that you ''not nigel''?

[im spartacus canary 0]

Beware the inner circle mate