The rebellion against Delia has begun!

[Mister Chops 3]

Who wants to join with our brothers and sisters of the Daily Mail and overthrow the tin pot despot crooked cook?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1270300/The-risotto-rebellion-Anger-Delia-fans-left-gagging-vile-Waitrose-seafood-recipe.html [+o(]

[Romantic 0]

I have a rule of thumb... Daily Mail says ''bad'' - I say ''good''. I''m surprised they didn''t link her (admittedly ropey sounding) seafood risotto to cancer or terrorism!

[Mister Chops 3]

[quote user="Romantic"]I have a rule of thumb... Daily Mail says ''bad'' - I say ''good''. I''m surprised they didn''t link her (admittedly ropey sounding) seafood risotto to cancer or terrorism![/quote]

• Will Delia''s Risotto lower house prices?
• Is Delia''s Risotto a muslim trojan horse?
• Does Delia''s Risotto reduce fertility?

Enjoy...http://www.dananddan.com/?p=68

[Romantic 0]

Brilliant isn''t it! Saw that on FB a couple of weeks ago and immediately sent it to my Dad who occasionally hides guilty copies of the Mail in the boot of his car.

[Herman 7,556]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Romantic"]I have a rule of thumb... Daily Mail says ''bad'' - I say ''good''. I''m surprised they didn''t link her (admittedly ropey sounding) seafood risotto to cancer or terrorism!
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• Will Delia''s Risotto lower house prices?

• Is Delia''s Risotto a muslim trojan horse?

• Does Delia''s Risotto reduce fertility?

Enjoy...

http://www.dananddan.com/?p=68
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Cheers for that[Y] Highly enjoyable.

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

The funniest thing of all is that a lot of Middle Englanders (or should that be neo Nazis) believe the Wail is a quality newspaper.

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

Private Eye magazine has satirized this nasty rag on a regular basis. One mocked-up headline a few years ago was: "Labour to kill the first born", which rather rang true to their kind of "style" I thought.

[Herman 7,556]

[quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]The funniest thing of all is that a lot of Middle Englanders (or should that be neo Nazis) believe the Wail is a quality newspaper.[/quote]

You should try the Express.Now there''s casual racism! I buy it (i know i shouldn''t) occasionally for a laugh,especially for headlines like ''Immigrants Steal Mans House'' and other doozies.

[barneycanary 0]

[quote user="Herman "]

[quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]The funniest thing of all is that a lot of Middle Englanders (or should that be neo Nazis) believe the Wail is a quality newspaper.[/quote]

You should try the Express.Now there''s casual racism! I buy it (i know i shouldn''t) occasionally for a laugh,especially for headlines like ''Immigrants Steal Mans House'' and other doozies.

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There was one I liked a couple of weeks ago: ''Now they get to rest in luxury before invading our country'' about immigrants being allowed to stay in hostels etc. in calais

[Trent Canary 0]

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=269512464297The daily mails list of things that can give you cancer

[William Darby 0]

****ing facebook gives you cancer

[Arthur Whittle 0]

Delias even got her own film..........

The Omen 4 - The Awakening

Gene and Karen York are the living embodiment of The American Dream. Rich, influential attorneys, they have everything a couple could want: except a child.

When the Yorks learn of a beautiful baby girl waiting to adopted, they instantly fall in love with baby Delia and adopt her. But terror and destruction seem to follow Delia wherever she goes. The priest who baptised her mysteriously dies, the psychic fair she attends burns in a fiery holocaust and her nanny falls from a second story window, impaling herself on a merry-go-round. Soon, Delia''s mother begins to questions the "coincidence" of these catastrophes { appointing Roeder, Grant and Gunn}. Her thoughts can''t help but turn toward the biblical prophesy of Armageddon, the final confrontation between the forces of good and evil, beginning with the birth of Satan in human form!

[Jack Barak 46]

[quote user="ſilly ſauſage"]****ing facebook gives you cancer[/quote]Why would you have sex with Facebook anyway?

[morty 0]

I blame Delia.Oh, wait, hang on......

[ca 1]

Not a Delia fan but no-one can argue with the impact she has with her cooking expertise, read that sales  for ingrediants she has advertised in her Waitrose adverts have increased so much that they are running out of them.

[gazzathegreat 0]

The Daily Mail is one of the reasons I get up in the morning, what a quality comic it really is. Don''t worry dear posters, I don''t buy it, it''s passed on by a mad neighbour! I can''t understand why they would stick the knife in Delia but there you go, no one is safe from them.

[Arthur Whittle 0]

Just out of interest, has anyone read the job pages in the Guardian? Now that is a quality laugh. How they make these names up and even feel the need to is beyond me but im sure the trans gender/bi/gay community feel the need for a liaison officer!!

[still holding out for new heroes 0]

''nauseating, offensively fishy and repugnant’...nope I can''t think of a punchline to that either!!!

[Crafty Canary 416]

What I find really amusing are all these bigots on here accusing the Mail of being bigoted in its views. Haven''t the Bigot Brown supporters learnt from their charismatic leader''s voter friendly approach? Do you think think that Paul Lambert and David McNally are more like Peter Hitchins or Polly Toynbee in their management styles? 

[Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0]

I see the BBC 1''s (and BBC Parliament Channel) Andrew Marr show has referred to the article on Delia in the Daily Mail.....

Nothing like national TV "advertising"

[Gregory 0]

I tried this recipy. I enjoyed it.

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="Gregory"]

I tried this recipy. I enjoyed it.

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I''ve no doubt you did.

OTBC

[Mello Yello 1,691]

[quote user="Gregory"]

I tried this recipy. I enjoyed it.

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Are you really called Oliver.....and do you live in a workhouse?

*(recipe)

[Herman 7,556]

[quote user="crafty canary"]What I find really amusing are all these bigots on here accusing the Mail of being bigoted in its views. Haven''t the Bigot Brown supporters learnt from their charismatic leader''s voter friendly approach?
Do you think think that Paul Lambert and David McNally are more like Peter Hitchins or Polly Toynbee in their management styles? 
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I wouldn''t say it is bigoted.Just nasty,spiteful,malicious and the constant running down of this country really gets on my nerves.But it does have a good TV section and some good historical bits on a saturday.

[Herman 7,556]

[quote user="Arthur Whittle"]Just out of interest, has anyone read the job pages in the Guardian? Now that is a quality laugh. How they make these names up and even feel the need to is beyond me but im sure the trans gender/bi/gay community feel the need for a liaison officer!![/quote]

[:D] Have you seen some of the money these jobs are paying[:O] I am in the wrong job!

[Nexus_Canary 651]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswald_MosleyWhy the Daily Mail should be shut down as a newspaper.

Like a previous poster says, normally if the mail says Black then its white and vise versa !

[Crafty Canary 416]

Good idea, let''s shut down Britain''s biggest circulation national daily newspaper. All these frightful readers, terrible. Much better to have those nice socialist people who just throw people out of public meetings if they voice a dissenting point of view. Long live the socialist utopia of the workers'' paradise. A Pyongyang party rally anyone? 

[Delia Out! 0]

[quote user="Mister Chops"]Who wants to join with our brothers and sisters of the Daily Mail and overthrow the tin pot despot crooked cook?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1270300/The-risotto-rebellion-Anger-Delia-fans-left-gagging-vile-Waitrose-seafood-recipe.html

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Lol, classic story [Y]

[Clever Farke 40]

Why do they bother? Delia has shown she can take the flak x 10? The old bird has a thicker hide than a Rhino. I suppose it''s anything to stop foreign soup, the dirty fishy french foreign muck, from stealing our jobs for our boys etc etc bla bla bla. Pathetic and predictable ar## wipe rag.

[Shack Attack 0]

[quote user="crafty canary"]Good idea, let''s shut down Britain''s biggest circulation national daily newspaper. All these frightful readers, terrible. Much better to have those nice socialist people who just throw people out of public meetings if they voice a dissenting point of view. Long live the socialist utopia of the workers'' paradise. A Pyongyang party rally anyone?  [/quote]This is a quite beautiful comment and all taken from some fairly mild criticism of the Daily Heil.Mild criticism of popular newspaper = Trying to shut newspaper down  = Socialists = North Korea. In the words of your favourite columnist ''You couldn''t make it up''. Except you just did [;)]