Barbie 10,000 Posted August 14, 2009 Just something I found funny on another forum I use. Thought I would shareBobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown''s friend requestFraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown''s friend requestMarc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown''s friend requestMichael Owen rejected Phil Brown''s friend request---------------------------------------------------------------------Ars3ne Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour agoAlexander Song Billong likes thisVisakri Diaby likes thisDenilson likes this----------------------------------------------------------------------------Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes agoCraig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football- Benjani likes this-------------------------------------------------------------------------Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I''ve just had my new house robbed!!!Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sat''day random drinks n'' antics LOLZLedley King has been tagged---------------------------------------Ashley C can''t find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?-----------------------------------------------------------------------Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on SaturdayCraig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on SaturdayCarlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on SaturdayEmmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on SaturdayRobinho is looking forward to starting on SaturdayBenjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday----------------------------------------------------------------------Steven Gerrard hopes his ''groin'' injury clears in time for Sunday lolzYesterday at 20:03 · Comment · LikeBen Foster Ditto lolz------------------------------------------Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.Gareth Barry likes this-------------------------------Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour agoSir Alex Ferguson Likes This.--------------------------------------------------------------------Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram-------------------------------------------------------Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook--------------------------------------------------Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol--------------------------------------------------------------------Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.-------------------------------------Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q------------------------------------------------------------Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can''t wait for the new season 1 week agoTomas Rosisky is depressed Sad3 days ago---------------------------------------------Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou Sad--------------------------------------------------------------------------------David Moyes is skintMark Hughes likes this---------------------------------Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years agoJens Lehmann went down holding his face Danielle Lloyd updates new photo album "my ex''s"Teddy Sheringham, Jermaine Defoe and Marcus Bent are tagged.Chris Hughton hates Joey Barton :@ 10 minutes ago . Comment LikeOusmane Dabo, Jamie Tandy and 50,000,000 others Like ThisElano is in Turkey 32 Seconds ago . Comment LikeDarius Vassell Likes thisINJURY LAWYERS FOR YOURoque Santa Cruz, Michael Owen, TomasRosicky and Owen Hargreaves joined this group.Jamie Redknapp Likes This All Day Benders!!!John O''Shea Became a FanArsene Wenger is wondering why his players are still up past their bedtimes???Micah richards is roastingJermaine Defoe and Danielle Lloyd like thisSir Alex Ferguson just recieved a pearl necklace from Gary NevilleJohn O''Shea Likes thisMichael Johnson Never drinking again, sooooooooooooooooo hungover 3 minutes agoKolo Toure Really looking forward to Saturday, MCFC is the place to be at the minute 10 minutes agoJoleon Lescott likes this.Richard Dunne joined the group "Please stay at Everton Joleon"Martin Petrov is pissed off and thinks Hughes doesn''t know what he is doing 1 hour agoElano, Jo and Ched Evans like this.Arsene Wenger wishes Sam Allardyce the best of luck on Saturday 1 hour agoDavid Moyes, Martin O''Neill, Harry Redknapp, Gianfranco Zola like this.Alexander Hleb wishes he never joined Barca . 3 hours ago. 1 comment- Lionel Messi, Pep Guardiola, Xavi Hernandez, Andres Iniesta, Dani Alves, Carlos Puyol, Bojan Krikic, Victor Valdez, Eric ''twinkle toes'' Abidal, Zlatan Ibrahimovic like this- Samir Nasri lulz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ur just a man in a jacket 0 Posted August 14, 2009 if you think any of that is genuine you are a fool!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted August 14, 2009 "Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram"Class! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Excited Canary 19 Posted August 14, 2009 I think we know its not genuine, it doesn''t mean its not funny! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duffman 0 Posted August 14, 2009 [quote user="glove1"]if you think any of that is genuine you are a fool!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]If you think we thought any of them were genuine then you are a fool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Eats Walkers! 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Carl Cort is shopping in ASDA.Shola Ameobi Likes this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted August 14, 2009 "if you think any of that is genuine you are a fool!!!!!!!!!!!!"hahaha! Oh dear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duffman 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Michael Theoklitos just been told I am back in the team for tomorrow :)Paul Tisdale and Marcus Stewart Likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Eats Walkers! 0 Posted August 14, 2009 [quote user="Duffman"]Michael Theoklitos just been told I am back in the team for tomorrow :)Paul Tisdale and Marcus Stewart Likes this[/quote]Gary Doherty; thinks he is coming down with something, might not be able to paly tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Delia went from in a relationship to singleMike Walker likes this[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeagle 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Jason Shackell has a sore bumDean Ashton likes this [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted August 14, 2009 [quote user="glove1"]if you think any of that is genuine you are a fool!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Oh dear [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted August 14, 2009 John Otsemobor has spent the week practicing his passing.Michael Theoklitis like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted August 14, 2009 [quote user="glove1"]if you think any of that is genuine you are a fool!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]EPIC FAIL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Voice of the Thorpe Area 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Mike Ashley joined the group ''I now realise sentimental managerial appointments don''t work''Delia Smith joined the group ''I now realise sentimental managerial appointments don''t work'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KCanary 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Hahaha, all very funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taintedtom2000 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Damian Francis is now listed as: Single [U]Leon Mackenzie likes this [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted August 14, 2009 David Bentley - I lave you orll. You''re my bes''mates. Where''smy car keys ? (via mobile) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Carl Bradshaw is getting a taxi to workAndy Johnson likes this[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ref89 0 Posted August 14, 2009 If you think anyone else thinks these are geniune then I think you are an utter cretin.[quote user="glove1"]if you think any of that is genuine you are a fool!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duffman 0 Posted August 14, 2009 [quote user="blahblahblah"]David Bentley - I lave you orll. You''re my bes''mates. Where''smy car keys ? (via mobile)[/quote]Matty Pattison Likes this [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duffman 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Owen Coyle rejected Darel Russell''s friend request Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barbie 10,000 Posted August 14, 2009 Cant believe anyone thought these were genuine updates lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Michael Thoklitos joined the Facebook group "Nobody likes clowns" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted August 14, 2009 * Theoklitos FFS * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Dean Ashton is thinking of you! You know who you are....Jason Shackell likes this Leon Mckenzie Is single again!Damien Francis likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Slob 0 Posted August 14, 2009 [quote user="can u sit down please"]Dean Ashton is thinking of you! You know who you are....Jason Shackell likes this Leon Mckenzie Is single again!Damien Francis likes this [/quote]Why are you jujst copying what the others have said [:S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted August 14, 2009 [quote user="Beauseant"]* Theoklitos FFS *[/quote]Hey - that was my status from last Saturday ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
