Stevo 0 Posted September 1, 2008 If we don''t sign a striker how many of the following quotes can we expect to read in tomorrow''s papers?"Glenn has decided to keep his powder dry til January""We were all set to sign someone but lost out to a premiership club at 11:55""I''d like to thank the board for supporting my failed attempts to sign someone who can score a goal""Neil Doncaster has worker tirelessly in the last few days""The loan window opens in 7 days time""We''re as frustrated as the fans""Alan Curbishly has done me a big favour by lending me this player. He may be 14 but he''s got a big future I''m sure""Pass the sherry Michael"Any more for any more?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whoareyou? 0 Posted September 1, 2008 ''Sadly the fat lady began singing at 8pm and after that it was all over''[:(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 1, 2008 ''''It''s not as easy as it used to be'''' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 1, 2008 ''''sadly the club the player is from refused to release him'''' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Jay 0 Posted September 1, 2008 "The club regretfully announces that Glenn Roeder has left his position as manager of Norwich City Football Club, effective immediate."Only to be followed by "Bryan Gunn will take up the post on a temporary basis until we can cream off some League Two manager for the position" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,535 Posted September 1, 2008 "The loan window opens in 7 days time" That one for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyJR 0 Posted September 1, 2008 "It''s not as easy as it used to be" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,820 Posted September 1, 2008 "We''re all fucking useless." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocky marshall 0 Posted September 1, 2008 " There is a dearth of real striking talent out there and we''ve not seen anyone sign elsewhere that we would rather have had here - even Berbatov!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 0 Posted September 1, 2008 [quote user="Bingo"]"Pass the sherry Michael"[/quote]If only that had been said at 8am, she might of been drunk enough to go out and impulse buy us someone. Although even then Doomcaster or MWJ would turn it into a loan.Davo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canary cherub 1 Posted September 1, 2008 "We''ll go with what we''ve got . . ." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 1, 2008 [quote user="Strawberry"]"We''ll go with what we''ve got . . ." [/quote] lol most likely, and announce the Doc as our new striker [:S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
always shit on the old blue and white 0 Posted September 1, 2008 ''The Robert Chase years return'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,535 Posted September 1, 2008 [quote user="Strawberry"]"We''ll go with what we''ve got . . ." [/quote]If it''s that I''ll join your club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucky green trainers 0 Posted September 1, 2008 the player was overvalued... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocky marshall 0 Posted September 1, 2008 " unfortunately the fax machines at both Colney and Carrow Road were jammed, thus we failed in our attempts to get the necessary documentation for Ronaldo to get to Soho Square, and the F.A., in time!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie 0 Posted September 1, 2008 Add - "It''s just so difficult bringing decent players in given the way finances are in this division. The fact that all the other clubs in the division have made signings is irrelevant to this argument." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,673 Posted September 1, 2008 "Russels doing well upfront, and Doherty should be back in training shortly" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Jay 0 Posted September 1, 2008 "We should think ourselves lucky we''re not Mark Hughes; all that money and still didn''t sign the striker he was after" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dean Coneys boots 1,400 Posted September 1, 2008 We worked tirelessly but it just wasnt to be. Promises were broken and we were let down - we now need to cheer on the team we have and remember the loan window is still open. blah blah flippin blah! (as our buget of £36.50 was not enough to sign anyone) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huddy 0 Posted September 1, 2008 Neil Doncaster has been in his car all day, he didnt even had time to have an tea and had to sleep on his aunties sofa, only for our well laid plans to be foiled by rush hour traffic on the M25! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,293 Posted September 1, 2008 Due to the entirely unforeseen and rapid departure of Dion and Darren. The NCFC Board, Chef/Chief Exec, including the Manager of NCFC - are still in a state of utter shock.....as they have had less than 2 days to seek and finance replacements.....Neil Doncaster said, " Totally shocked and completely bamboozled! One minute they were there......then they''d gone? It came totally out of the blue - and has left our squad in absolute turmoil and total disarray.".......allegedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Show Me What You Gooot! 0 Posted September 1, 2008 "Man painted yellow wields axe outside Carrow Road demanding answers or a sacrifice. He has since been taken to a special hospital for examination" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevo 0 Posted September 1, 2008 "Sutton still has one good eye and alot to offer at this level. I''m delighted he''s committed his future to us for the next four years" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony DaWonderful 35 Posted September 1, 2008 "The board refuse to be held to ransom for any player remotely worth his salt on this day of madness when the transfer market goes mad" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted September 1, 2008 "We have to be realistic about what we can afford." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles 0 Posted September 1, 2008 We ahd agreed a fee but the player would rather pick up his wages and play reserve football!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevo 0 Posted September 1, 2008 "Cureton prefers to play with a big man and to be fair both Russell and Lupoli are bigger than him so I''m sure he''ll prosper alongside either one of them" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Show Me What You Gooot! 0 Posted September 1, 2008 "The board have dug deep into their own pockets to finance the 1 month loan deal of (insert name of rubbish/unknown BSqP player here)." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Jay 0 Posted September 1, 2008 "We knew having a new arrival was less likely than Lord Lucan pitching up out of the blue and I have been very impressed with the way Russell has taken up the role of makeshift striker. That said, we feel that he''s more than capable of doing the job we ask of him. Besides which, Gary Doherty will be fit soon..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites