Another goodbye, another hello, 1-10 in.

[chicken 3,088]

Hello,

We'll sign somewhere between 1 and 10 players before transfer deadline. These may or may not include youth players.

Unhappy players will leave. We'll replace them.

Goodbye.

[JonnyJonnyRowe 975]

Of the 1-10 players that our most credible ITK @chicken has told us we will sign.

I can exclusively reveal that none of those 1-10 will be ginger, or over 33 years old.

[chicken 3,088]

Just now, JonnyJonnyRowe said:

Of the 1-10 players that our most credible ITK @chicken has told us we will sign.

I can exclusively reveal that none of those 1-10 will be ginger, or over 33 years old.

I can tell you exclusively none will be 37 and have a last name that begins with M and sounds a bit untidy.

[JonnyJonnyRowe 975]

2 minutes ago, chicken said:

I can tell you exclusively none will be 37 and have a last name that begins with M and sounds a bit untidy.

We won't be signing 37 year old Kyle McFadzean from Blackburn then.

See, we get more information out of you than we do that MC fellow!

Edited August 20 by JonnyJonnyRowe

[Branston Pickle 4,150]

I’ve just anpoken to my contact and can also confirm that at least one of the signings will be left footed, right footed or both. 

[JonnyJonnyRowe 975]

1 minute ago, Branston Pickle said:

I’ve just anpoken to my contact and can also confirm that at least one of the signings will be left footed, right footed or both. 

Thanks, great insight.

So we won't be signing a double amputee.

Now we are getting somewhere. 

• No double amputees
• No players aged 37 with the a surname beginning with M
• No gingers

Carry on at this pace and we'll be able to pinpoint our signings in no time, who needs MC_NCFC! 

[littleyellowbirdie 3,141]

To narrow it down further, my contact has told me there’s a high chance that our new signings will be male, or at least identify as male.

[mrdi 411]

40 minutes ago, JonnyJonnyRowe said:

Thanks, great insight.

So we won't be signing a double amputee.

Now we are getting somewhere. 

• No double amputees
• No players aged 37 with the a surname beginning with M
• No gingers

 

To the contrary, I think we should ONLY sign gingers. Deep orange-haired, pale-skinned, freckly, ANGRY gingers.

[norwich canary 171]

You have the same source as MC_NCFC then 

[LaUnionCanary 150]

5 hours ago, JonnyJonnyRowe said:

Of the 1-10 players that our most credible ITK @chicken has told us we will sign.

I can exclusively reveal that none of those 1-10 will be ginger, or over 33 years old.

Gary Docherty not coming back then.

[TheGunnShow 7,377]

5 hours ago, mrdi said:

To the contrary, I think we should ONLY sign gingers. Deep orange-haired, pale-skinned, freckly, ANGRY gingers.

Thought one was having a tour that was advertised on the binner's shirts?

[Herman 11,136]

5 hours ago, mrdi said:

To the contrary, I think we should ONLY sign gingers. Deep orange-haired, pale-skinned, freckly, ANGRY gingers.

It's a well known fact that the Scots cannae play football, sorry. Something to do with their genes/jeans.

(My pub mate Dave told me this so it could be a load of old horlicks.)

[mrdi 411]

2 hours ago, TheGunnShow said:

Thought one was having a tour that was advertised on the binner's shirts?

I don’t care about him or them. 

More. Gingers. 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,803]

Now this is true, real, certified ITK information. Who told you this?

Edited August 21 by cambridgeshire canary

[Justin time 200]

10 hours ago, chicken said:

I can tell you exclusively none will be 37 and have a last name that begins with M and sounds a bit untidy.

I can tell you exclusively it was colonel mustard , in the library, with a lead pipe.😁

[chicken 3,088]

57 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Now this is true, real, certified ITK information. Who told you this?

My person in the broom cupboard. It's amazing what gossip Trigger hears from there.

[Nuff Said 5,973]

5 hours ago, LaUnionCanary said:

Gary Docherty not coming back then.

Shame ❤️

[Nuff Said 5,973]

28 minutes ago, chicken said:

My person in the broom cupboard. It's amazing what gossip Trigger hears from there.

It opens onto the corridor presumably?

Edited August 21 by Nuff Said

[chicken 3,088]

7 minutes ago, Nuff Said said:

It’s opens onto the corridor presumably?

Yeah, though he often get's stuck in there because some stranger loiters in the corridor blocking the door...

[shefcanary 2,956]

27 minutes ago, chicken said:

My person in the broom cupboard. It's amazing what gossip Trigger hears from there.

Isn't he due a new broom, well a handle at least, or was it a broom head?

[chicken 3,088]

1 minute ago, shefcanary said:

Isn't he due a new broom, well a handle at least, or was it a broom head?

It's the floor polisher that's his real asset. No one thinks he can hear above the din and often talk normally instead of whisper... 

[Channon’s Windmill 416]

None of the 10 will be a CDM😏

[chicken 3,088]

New just in!

At least one will arrive by vehicle.

[Mason 47 1,926]

1 minute ago, chicken said:

New just in!

At least one will arrive by vehicle.

Your source is Ken Hairy and I claim my £5

[shefcanary 2,956]

7 minutes ago, chicken said:

New just in!

At least one will arrive by vehicle.

Ricardo says that one won't arrive on his bike, he's using it himself!