Ken Hairy 3,779 Posted April 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Coneys Knee said: Nah bring him along regardless, he’ll come round I suppose we do need a drinks waiter..... 🤷♂️ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,418 Posted April 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Ken Hairy said: I suppose we do need a drinks waiter..... 🤷♂️ Just one?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barbe bleu 831 Posted April 8, 2021 27 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said: our resident comedy genius. 😛 Is he in the brig or is he the cabaret act for Saturday night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,779 Posted April 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Greavsy said: Just one?! Well, one solely for me I suppose 🤷♂️ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,418 Posted April 8, 2021 I hope Wolfie hurries up to confirm this is the ***** Official Thread ***** & I can get aboard. There are only so many laps of the duty free shop I can do, and this Toblerone is getting heavier & heavier. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,777 Posted April 8, 2021 47 minutes ago, Barbe bleu said: Is he in the brig or is he the cabaret act for Saturday night? Oh he will be lurking around all over the place. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,418 Posted April 8, 2021 Does @nutty nigel want to come aboard, or do we have to be aware of people who are intolerant ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,865 Posted April 9, 2021 Now now, we'll have no snidey remarks, calling people out or negative vibes on this thread please. Consider it like a PUPs thread, we can all manage to be friendly and civil to one another on those. Hang on, now there's an idea! Someone's got to pay for all the food, booze and engine fuel, so how about we make some pledges towards the running of the ship? I pledge £1 to the PUPs for every further point we gain this season, another £1 for every further goal we score, and £1 for every point clear of second place we finish. If we get to 100 points I'll chuck in another £20. Should we somehow fail to win the title, I'll chuck in £50! We're now an official five-star thread, so I think we're about set to leave. Has anyone forgotten anything? Everyone on board? This is the last call... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted April 9, 2021 Seeing as my pledge to offer £50 to the CSF, if 3 teams get to 90 points is looking iffy, I'll chuck in £20 if we get to 100 points Ftw 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,418 Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Feedthewolf said: We're now an official five-star thread, so I think we're about set to leave. Has anyone forgotten anything? Everyone on board? This is the last call... Now it's confirmed official, following my due diligence, I'd be honoured if I could come aboard. Appreciate all the sea facing cabins will be gone, but one with decent Wi-Fi will do for me. All aboard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,865 Posted April 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Greavsy said: Now it's confirmed official, following my due diligence, I'd be honoured if I could come aboard. Appreciate all the sea facing cabins will be gone, but one with decent Wi-Fi will do for me. All aboard! On HMS Píss The League, all cabins are sea-facing, all prosecco is bottomless, and all sandwiches are deep-fill (other food and drink options are available). Welcome aboard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,418 Posted April 9, 2021 I'm just glad to be able to put my Toblerone down, eventually. Happy to share, if anyone would like. It's HHHHUUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,336 Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Feedthewolf said: Now now, we'll have no snidey remarks, calling people out or negative vibes on this thread please. Consider it like a PUPs thread, we can all manage to be friendly and civil to one another on those. Hang on, now there's an idea! Someone's got to pay for all the food, booze and engine fuel, so how about we make some pledges towards the running of the ship? I pledge £1 to the PUPs for every further point we gain this season, another £1 for every further goal we score, and £1 for every point clear of second place we finish. If we get to 100 points I'll chuck in another £20. Should we somehow fail to win the title, I'll chuck in £50! We're now an official five-star thread, so I think we're about set to leave. Has anyone forgotten anything? Everyone on board? This is the last call... Can I come out from hiding in one of the lifeboats now, been in here a couple of weeks now and could do with stretching my legs a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,865 Posted April 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: Can I come out from hiding in one of the lifeboats now, been in here a couple of weeks now and could do with stretching my legs a bit. You can all stop asking for permission to do things now. There are only two rules on board HMS Píss The League: 1) No binners. 2) Don't be a díck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted April 9, 2021 13 minutes ago, Greavsy said: I'm just glad to be able to put my Toblerone down, eventually. Happy to share, if anyone would like. It's HHHHUUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE. Yes please Greavsy. I'll get my teeth ready 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,336 Posted April 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: You can all stop asking for permission to do things now. There are only two rules on board HMS Píss The League: 1) No binners. 2) Don't be a díck. Im not a bnner but may struggle with the other Rule from time to time. Most people do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,418 Posted April 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: Im not a bnner but may struggle with the other Rule from time to time. Most people do. I think a few in the boat will have the same problem, as you say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted April 9, 2021 45 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: 2) Don't be a díck. Does that include people actually called **** 🤔 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,309 Posted April 9, 2021 49 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: You can all stop asking for permission to do things now. There are only two rules on board HMS Píss The League: 1) No binners. 2) Don't be a díck. That’s a tad unfair on all our Richards! They can’t help but be ****! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,865 Posted April 9, 2021 Okay, rule number two hereby amended to 'play nicely'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,298 Posted April 9, 2021 18 hours ago, Chief stoker said: Engine room team ready for leaving harbour There's no sign of Seaman Stains?...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,298 Posted April 9, 2021 Wonder if they'll pipe you aboard?..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,336 Posted April 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, Greavsy said: I think a few in the boat will have the same problem, as you say. The bottomless prosecco wont help that situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,418 Posted April 9, 2021 22 minutes ago, Rich T The Biscuit said: Does that include people actually called **** 🤔 D*ck the Biscuit is something else altogether I believe! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted April 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, Indy said: That’s a tad unfair on all our Richards! They can’t help but be ****! Thanks Indy for your support. I was given my name by my parents and it's to late now to change it 😬 I do sometimes live up to my name but that's reserved for special people 😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted April 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: Okay, rule number two hereby amended to 'play nicely'. Thanks FTW, thought I was going to get off for a second 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian 1,131 Posted April 9, 2021 Can you let me know when you leave? I intend to make a last minute dramatic departure, potentially jumping a few feet to make it onto the ship. Thanks in advance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,351 Posted April 9, 2021 17 hours ago, Greavsy said: Excellent Tilly, I knew pics like that usually bring you to attention! Im just waiting for this to be made official before I come aboard, as cannot be too careful these days. Its not that im not a believer (I put a couple of bets on us before the season started) And there was us thinking it was the viagra..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,418 Posted April 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, ......and Smith must score. said: And there was us thinking it was the viagra..... That's just to stop him rolling out of bed, if the seas get rough! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,336 Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Greavsy said: That's just to stop him rolling out of bed, if the seas get rough! Last time he took it, he didnt wash it down with a full glass of water......and all he got was a stiff neck. 😇 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites