Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a baldie from Finland who played here, and not in Binland He scored at seaside resorts and even docks and ports But mostly scored when playing in land William (Bill) McGonagall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted February 22, 2021 Time to go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 22, 2021 Poster Bill was on a punt Stroking his pole was his favourite stunt He’d stroke and pull and pull and stroke He really is a dodgy bloke To see this act is an affront But we all know he’s a Jeremy Hunt. 😉 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted February 22, 2021 Neither are Limericks 🤣 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 barely a few minutes in and up he/they pop perhaps some might recall the thread 'what a strange bunch we are' and recognise where the problems consistently stem from on this forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bill said: barely a few minutes in and up he/they pop perhaps some might recall the thread 'what a strange bunch we are' and recognise where the problems consistently stem from on this forum Don’t take yourself so seriously Billy, nobody else does😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted February 22, 2021 The players like Emi Buendia Help teams progress to top tier They wear yellow and green For years yet to be seen Let us hope they all don't say "see ya" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted February 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bill said: barely a few minutes in and up he/they pop perhaps some might recall the thread 'what a strange bunch we are' and recognise where the problems consistently stem from on this forum It was a close effort but lacked a few syllables in places. Now please proceed to rip my effort apart 🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 752 Posted February 22, 2021 10 minutes ago, NFN FC said: Neither are Limericks 🤣 This is a very poor effort though, one line and barely any meter to speaka 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted February 22, 2021 Just now, GenerationA47 said: This is a very poor effort though, one line and barely any meter to speaka 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, Van wink said: Don’t take yourself so seriously Billy, nobody else does😉 apart from you, it would seem 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,162 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a young fella called Placheta Who's name was hard to pronounce So anyone says That doesn't rhyme Must know a whole lot better. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a poster called Bill Who dashed out a verse for a thrill Someone said "Haiku" So Bill then said "Bless you!" Now make of all that what you will. 😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a young chap called Placheta Who showered in buckets of Feta He ran really fast And never came last I challenge someone to do better 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a young man from Bombay Who made a cnut out of clay The heat from his pirck Turned the clay into brick And chafed all his four skin away 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a young player from Cuba Who played football and not the tuba So instead of blowin' he started sucking and crowin' When Argos sold him a hoover Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a young player from Potter Heigham Who played for us all of the time His first name was Todd and was thought a clever sod But I had to change his town as Dereham wouldn't rhyme 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted February 22, 2021 The was an old boy on a forum Who lacks a degree of decorum His paranoia is out of hand And his illegal streams are banned Oh dear, deary me, he's a rum(mun). 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonyc 5,517 Posted February 22, 2021 Getting on for one for every team player then?😅 ...okay There was a number 10 mid called Dowell Tried to dig himself in with a trowel But Mario became weepy (cos) Daniel's Stiepi was his keepy So Kieran finally threw in the towel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rich T The Biscuit said: The was an old boy on a forum Who lacks a degree of decorum His paranoia is out of hand And his illegal streams are banned Oh dear, deary me, he's a rum(mun). hand crank too obvious now 🙄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a young chap named Placheta Who really was quite a go-getter He was so jet-heeled Against Huddersfield That he bid the whole team "see you later!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 1 minute ago, TheGunnShow said: There was a young chap named Placheta Who really was quite a go-getter He was so jet-heeled Against Huddersfield That he bid the whole team "see you later!" there was a young player who was a pole who hardly ever scored a goal if you don't get any better young master plachetta youll have to go back to football school Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 22, 2021 They was a young fella called Bill Arguments gave him a thrill Though always contrary He was a canary He proved it by dining on Trill. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted February 22, 2021 Meanwhile, in Poland (famous Polish tongue-twister, this one).W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie. Wół go pyta: "Panie chrząszczu, Po cóż pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mackrel829 21 Posted February 22, 2021 1 hour ago, A Load of Squit said: There was a young fella called Placheta Who's name was hard to pronounce So anyone says That doesn't rhyme Must know a whole lot better. This is incredible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a forward called Holt At Carlisle was a promising colt Opponets would mirth At the size size of his girth But the ball hit their nets like a bolt 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted February 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Bill said: barely a few minutes in and up he/they pop perhaps some might recall the thread 'what a strange bunch we are' and recognise where the problems consistently stem from on this forum The off topic board is where the problems stem from, that’s why Pete made the containment board in the first place. off you pop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,300 Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) The pinkun has a forum, Who’s users can be tiresome, They bicker, debate and insult, No matter what the result, But we all agree our PUPS are chuffing awesome! Edited February 22, 2021 by Indy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, lappinitup said: They was a young fella called Bill Arguments gave him a thrill Though always contrary He was a canary He proved it by dining on Trill. There was an old codger called Jim who for his age was exceedingly dim though he did have tales of his war of which many he would bore of how he beat the naughty Kaiser Willum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 17 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said: Meanwhile, in Poland (famous Polish tongue-twister, this one).W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie. Wół go pyta: "Panie chrząszczu, Po cóż pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?“ irritable vowel syndrome ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites