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There was a baldie from Finland

who played here, and not in Binland

He scored at seaside resorts

and even docks and ports

But mostly scored when playing in land

William (Bill) McGonagall

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Poster Bill was on a punt

Stroking his pole was his favourite stunt

He’d stroke and pull and pull and stroke

He really is a dodgy bloke

To see this act is an affront

But we all know he’s a Jeremy Hunt.

😉

 

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barely a few minutes in and up he/they pop

perhaps some might recall the thread

'what a strange bunch we are'

and recognise where the problems consistently stem from on this forum

 

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2 minutes ago, Bill said:

barely a few minutes in and up he/they pop

perhaps some might recall the thread

'what a strange bunch we are'

and recognise where the problems consistently stem from on this forum

 

Don’t take yourself so seriously Billy, nobody else does😉

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The players like Emi Buendia

Help teams progress to top tier

They wear yellow and green

For years yet to be seen

Let us hope they all don't say "see ya" 

 

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9 minutes ago, Bill said:

barely a few minutes in and up he/they pop

perhaps some might recall the thread

'what a strange bunch we are'

and recognise where the problems consistently stem from on this forum

 

It was a close effort but lacked a few syllables in places. 

Now please proceed to rip my effort apart 🤣

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10 minutes ago, NFN FC said:

Neither are Limericks 🤣

This is a very poor effort though, one line and barely any meter to speaka 

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Just now, GenerationA47 said:

This is a very poor effort though, one line and barely any meter to speaka 

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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8 minutes ago, Van wink said:

Don’t take yourself so seriously Billy, nobody else does😉

apart from you, it would seem

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There was a young fella called Placheta

Who's name was hard to pronounce

So anyone says

That doesn't rhyme

Must know a whole lot better.

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There once was a poster called Bill
Who dashed out a verse for a thrill
Someone said "Haiku"
So Bill then said "Bless you!"
Now make of all that what you will. 😉 

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There was a young chap called Placheta

Who showered in buckets of Feta

He ran really fast

And never came last 

I challenge someone to do better

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There was a young man from Bombay

Who made a cnut out of clay

The heat from his pirck

Turned the clay into brick

And chafed all his four skin away

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There was a young player from Cuba

Who played football and not the tuba

So instead of blowin'

he started sucking and crowin'

When Argos sold him a hoover

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There was a young player from Potter Heigham

Who played for us all of the time

His first name was Todd

and was thought a clever sod

But I had to change his town as Dereham wouldn't rhyme

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Getting on for one for every team player then?😅 ...okay

 

There was a number 10 mid called Dowell

Tried to dig himself in with a trowel

But Mario became weepy (cos)

Daniel's Stiepi was his keepy

So Kieran finally threw in the towel

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Rich T The Biscuit said:

The was an old boy on a forum

Who lacks a degree of decorum 

His paranoia is out of hand

And his illegal streams are banned

Oh dear, deary me, he's a rum(mun).

hand crank

Image result for obsession

too obvious now 🙄

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There was a young chap named Placheta
Who really was quite a go-getter
He was so jet-heeled
Against Huddersfield
That he bid the whole team "see you later!"

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1 minute ago, TheGunnShow said:

There was a young chap named Placheta
Who really was quite a go-getter
He was so jet-heeled
Against Huddersfield
That he bid the whole team "see you later!"

there was a young player who was a pole

who hardly ever scored a goal

if you don't get any better

young master plachetta

youll have to go back to football school

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They was a young fella called Bill

Arguments gave him a thrill

Though always contrary

He was a canary

He proved it by dining on Trill.

 

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Meanwhile, in Poland (famous Polish tongue-twister, this one).

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.
Wół go pyta: "Panie chrząszczu,
Po cóż pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?“


 

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1 hour ago, A Load of Squit said:

There was a young fella called Placheta

Who's name was hard to pronounce

So anyone says

That doesn't rhyme

Must know a whole lot better.

This is incredible.

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There once was a forward called Holt

At Carlisle was a promising colt

Opponets would mirth

At the size size of his girth

But the ball hit their nets like a bolt

 

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1 hour ago, Bill said:

barely a few minutes in and up he/they pop

perhaps some might recall the thread

'what a strange bunch we are'

and recognise where the problems consistently stem from on this forum

 

The off topic board is where the problems stem from, that’s why Pete made the containment board in the first place. 
 

off you pop

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The pinkun has a forum,

Who’s users can be tiresome,

They bicker, debate and insult,

No matter what the result,

But we all agree our PUPS are chuffing awesome!

Edited by Indy

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12 minutes ago, lappinitup said:

They was a young fella called Bill

Arguments gave him a thrill

Though always contrary

He was a canary

He proved it by dining on Trill.

There was an old codger called Jim

who for his age was exceedingly dim

though he did have tales of his war

of which many he would bore

of how he beat the naughty Kaiser Willum

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said:

Meanwhile, in Poland (famous Polish tongue-twister, this one).

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.
Wół go pyta: "Panie chrząszczu,
Po cóż pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?“
 

irritable vowel syndrome ?

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