Number 9 0 Posted December 18, 2016 Give us a stat or a fact, I''ll start you off.33 points from 22 games, that''s 1.5 points per game, NOT promotionableism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 18, 2016 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Move Klose 303 Posted December 18, 2016 Only 2 sides in the top half of the table failed to win this friday/weekend. Us and Brum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drazen Muzinic 1,445 Posted December 18, 2016 71% of statistics are made up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 274 Posted December 18, 2016 2 pts per game from now puts us on 81, play of spot but no more. The managers assessment f no top two is correct.That is a huge increase on what we have done so far. Highly unlikely unless we start beating teams in the top half of the table.Impossible if the whole central midfield hides every other game as the going gets tough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted December 18, 2016 In all my time attending games at Carrow Road, I''ve seen Norwich score 273 goals at the River End, and 246 at the Barclay. What Drazen said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted December 18, 2016 This message board has up to 500% more threads when the club is on a poor run of form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,395 Posted December 18, 2016 [quote user="Crabbycanary3"]In all my time attending games at Carrow Road, I''ve seen Norwich score 273 goals at the River End, and 246 at the Barclay. What Drazen said.[/quote]I''ve missed at least that many through nipping out to the bog at the wrong time.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,459 Posted December 18, 2016 More than 10 people a year are killed by a vending machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,459 Posted December 18, 2016 It takes six months to build a Rolls Royce, and thirteen hours to build a Toyota Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 501 Posted December 18, 2016 Female kangaroos have three vaginas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted December 18, 2016 [quote user="daly"]Female kangaroos have three vaginas[/quote]Sounds like a girl I once knew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted December 18, 2016 ? She looked like a Kangaroo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted December 18, 2016 7hrs 14m after my daughter was born I saw us play Chelsea. It was bloody 0-0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 501 Posted December 18, 2016 If at first you don''t succeed TRY TRY TRY again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Len 74 Posted December 18, 2016 Michael Caine''s real name is Michael Caine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted December 18, 2016 If Neal was a hangman the trap door would jam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted December 18, 2016 LenMichael Caine''s real name is Michael Caine." Not a lot of people know that " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daz Sparks 1,154 Posted December 18, 2016 [quote user="Len"]Michael Caine''s real name is Michael Caine.[/quote]Michael Caine was born Maurice Micklewhite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted December 18, 2016 If a supporter watching a stream from home cheers, nobody can hear them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted December 18, 2016 It''s not fair to play League 2 football in the Championship Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Len 74 Posted December 18, 2016 [quote user="Daz Sparks"][quote user="Len"]Michael Caine''s real name is Michael Caine.[/quote]Michael Caine was born Maurice Micklewhite.[/quote]His former name caused him long delays at airports hence he recently changed his name to Michael Caine. As Barclay Seats says "not a lot of people know that" except to say that Caine didn''t invent his own catchphrase! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted December 18, 2016 An octopus has four pairs of arms, three hearts, nine brains, a memory, a beak, no bones, can change colour, can squeeze through tiny crevices, can solve problems, uses tools, decorates its home with shells, plays with toys and can regrow arms lost to predators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 501 Posted December 18, 2016 A dead octopus will move if you pour Soy Sauce on it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted December 19, 2016 [quote user="paddycanary"]An octopus has four pairs of arms, three hearts, nine brains, a memory, a beak, no bones, can change colour, can squeeze through tiny crevices, can solve problems, uses tools, decorates its home with shells, plays with toys and can regrow arms lost to predators.[/quote]I knew a girl like that once,,,, 😍 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 501 Posted December 19, 2016 Was her name squid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,320 Posted December 19, 2016 Carol Amari?Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites