The Young One

HelloThat is a simple problem to cure, please do as follows1, Get hold of good strong laxatives and mix with his/her normal cat food (chocolate will do) and let the cat eat it2, Ensure that the cat has had a good drink of Milk or cream3, Don''t do anything for an hour ideally two4, Hold the cat down whilst pushing on the stomach bowel area5, Get you lips around the cats anal area6, Suck as hard as you canthat will clear the cat from worms and consider it job doneif not reapeat

We should be lucky that we haven''t got to play Southampton again this season, they are on a roll 5:0 ve Huddersfield what a cracking result for us, the best Southampton can hope for is the Play off''s and they have to play leeds and Swindon which I expect them to win which will help our cause for the top 2, I wouldn''t fancy our chances of being in the Play off''s with them so we need top 2, I think Southampton will reach the play off''s and win

I jus wonder where/why all these new fans have come from.I used to go to Loads of games home & away before our Championship winning season and we used to get gates of 12-15k now 25k and i,m sure we could have sold 30k for the Leeds game, boy does Doncaster have a lot to answer for why thehell didn''t they build a 2nd tier on the jarrold stand or not build a corner infill when they built the hotelBecause of that my family can''t go and get seats, I will (saeson ticket) but I could have brought 4 more to most home gamesbut can''t that often sit together so they don''t come

So it''s possible that we can finish 19th and Tranmere Rovers can still win the leagueHeaven help us !!!!!!!!!!surprised how many teams can still finish 1st 

At this stage of the season it looks like Newcastle will go up so will Forster get into a premiership side where he couldn''t get in Newcastles championside side ?, I doubt it 2 decent goalies in front of him.Newcastle were happy to loan him to us as a  division 3 side to progress and we can all now see us back in the Championship next year so it would be a decent stup up for forster to prove himself at a higher level if so Newcastle will have a higher valued asset and we get to keep a decent keeper whilst Judd and Ster are progressing.So a win win situation all roundUnless Newcastle get a decent bid for him they may as well loan him to us again if we get promoted if we don''t or Newcastle stay down that''s a different story.We will go up now it will be a total disaster if we don''t

Seen this clip a year ago, the wording was to reflect a difference scenerio (Provexis share price) as the time.funny adapted to Pompey though

[quote user="ref89"]If we had had Dickson and Safri in central midfield last season would we have gone down without a fight and no midfield bite every game? [/quote]An absolute daft decision to let Safri go, we needed him badly last year.Are our midfiled any better without those 2 an 100% NO WAY

It is also important to remember most of our games are sell out''s so just odd seats dotted about so peaople who want seats together then don''t bother to go.So if we had a capacity of 37k I,m 100% confident our attendance figures would be much much higher.

[quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Hit Squad"]what a sorry state of affairs.To be honest I don''t blame him for closing it down, probably didn''t need the hassleFor all the people who wrote on this thread not one offer to help take the reins.  [/quote] Are you offering?.....No, thought not. [/quote]Twat, I wasn''t one of the people hounding him

Lotus F1  would be much better than Proton.I just couldn''t bring myself to buying a shirt with Proton advertised on it, it was a bit like Skoda etcNothing wrong with Aviva I like that.He would get my vote.

what a sorry state of affairs.To be honest I don''t blame him for closing it down, probably didn''t need the hassleFor all the people who wrote on this thread not one offer to help take the reins. 

[quote user="a1canary"]Not my words, but those of the latest Pompey owner. And very true words. Is it the only means of ever paying down our debts? That and a white knight billionaire uberfan? If come mid April we are 15 points clear of third place, should we take the plunge?[/quote] I,m lost for words.

Nice to see they have Leeds Away on April 3rdThat tie may decide who gets 2nd

Lets not go down the road of playing players out of position.Quite right Roeder did a lot of that, but i think Lambert is to clever to do that

I think our midfield has been letting us down, the defenders seem to be getting the ball to much.

[quote user="Lambert is King"]Total cost - you just take it to the box office and ask to upgrade it and they charge whatever it is. Will cost more if you have a pie though[/quote] Especially if you eat it

What a joke, don''t those prats realize it''s people''s living they are messing about with.everyone who has seen the foul comments that it didn''t deserve a red card so why can''t the FA see it ?????????? 

Yep I can confirm they have goneYIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeThank you once again Maninavan

Yep I,m now having my Lunch so it''s deffo LUNCH TIMEThe FA said Lunch time it''s now 1 o,clock lunchtimeWAKEY WAKEY FA

I thought Matt has improved along with his confidence, good luck to him, he''s making a good effort.Bring on Hucks as a guest and ask him what happened re the turners

Hi maninavanI''d love to have them, love to take my daughter along with me (under12) I can meet you outside the ground or I can collect them this afternoon if requiredmy email is steve6666@btinternet.comThanks

A lot of the time I wish somebody would give the ref a good old hiding to cheer us fans up

£30 a ticket, to be honest that''s ripping off the fans who are prepoared to travel to follow their team.If norwich fans were being charged £30 I''ll kick off as well.Just to pay these overpaid footballers it''s getting silly.Football needs a major overhaul

So is Iwan

"I would like to try and do it (win promotion) in one year, if I was not up for it I would be walking my dogs. I think my dogs needed a break." Sounds like Keano should have stayed to Walking his dogs, Ipswich Town FC would have been better for it.