Chunky Norwich

Rusty for me. I don''t know why but I always think captains should have an association with the club; either coming through the ranks or have been there for a couple of seasons

I''m not being sarcastic, though I may be being stupid, but why on earth has this 4-year-old message been dredged up. I don''t get it. What''s the point here?

[quote user="The Walking Man"]They can''t be gulliable, they''ve taken ''gulliable'' out of the dictionary...[/quote] I don''t think ''gulliable'' was ever in the dictionary to begin with

And who''s to blame Smudger? I''ve got a spare half an hour. Or does it begin with a D, rhyme with Celia and is someone you''ve been banging on about for the last two years?

Is he on speed?

Mouse Titanic? Squeaky Iceberg? Cheesy McFreezington? I don''t get it

If you believe the papers:                         Marshall Semmy      Ward      Omosuzi      Bertrand Elvis         Klingon     Pattison     Kayser Soze                                  Hoolahoop          The Loch Ness Monster   Just kidding Archant; I love you really

Not much to add really but it''s one hell of a gamble letting a proven player go for one who may or may not work out. I''d also say that you can have the best defence in the world but if you''ve got crap in front of it who isn''t scoring or creating chances, you''re going to concede and lose eventually. If you have a creative midfield and goalscorers with a creaky defence, you can always score more than the opposition. In my humble opinion, in football it''s better to have a better attack than defence.

I''ve always struggled to see why a board full of people who love Norwich City Football Club, have a passion for football in general and a hatred of Ipswich, can be at each other''s throats so much. I used to post on the official site waaaaaay back in the day but gave up due to most people on there seeming to be about 12 and the rest were ''Guardian Angel'' types that roamed around picking holes in people''s arguments or spelling, just for the sake of it.

The offside appeal was not for Walters who won his own flick-on but for Counago (I think) who was standing ten yards further up the pitch and trotting back to the cetnre circle. In the days before the whole active/inactive thing, that move would indeed have been offside

Squads that are unrecognisable at the start of the season from the one before it. Remember when we had Roberts, Fleming, Sutch, Eadie et al for years; the core of the squad if you will. Now who''s our longest-serving player? Drury and then....Lee Croft? Was weird at the scum game because I felt we didn''t have any hate figures like a Holland, Wilnis etc because their players hadn''t been at the club long enough to develop any animosity towards them (Naylor aside). Wright and Ambrose have only recently come back.

I keep saying it but playing badly and winning equals championships, playing well and losing equals....

The Mail clamping down on racism? Shurely shome mishtake?

This £7m price tag; I''m sure most people have heard the strong rumour but here it goes again. Bobby Robson when he was Newcastle liked the look of Jason Eull so he went to the Newcastle board and said ''I want to buy that black striker from Wimbledon". A couple of days later, the Newcastle board negotiated the purchase of Carl Cort.

Cheers Lincoln Canary. Like you said, it was a joke and I''m not actually going to the Watford game but I''m very pleased you may take this idea up. What about replacing the standard ''Easy! Easy!'' or ''Earnie! Earnie!'' chant with ''Asda! Asda!''. I might even start giving Cheeseboard a run for his money

Looked like a declarative statement to me

The guy''s already a bit of a legend and he''s never even played a game for us. Why doesn''t everyone take an Asda bag to his first game and wave it around their heads?

About a week ago, I wrote a post saying that I was dreading the derby coming up and was resigned to the fact that Ipswich were going to beat us with Haynes scoring the winner. It''s not often I enjoy being proved wrong but on this occasion I''m very happy. It was a tremendous performance and every single one of our midfield players gave their all. Klingon for captaincy! I''d also like to big up Jas as throughout all the anxious posts about the game, he kept the faith the whole way through and assured everyone Norwich would get the result on the day. I could learn a thing or two from you sir.

"Relegation and administration is the only thing that can save us [:|]" Shack Attack: please find the nearest dictionary and look up the words ''oxymoron'' and ''dullard''. I have my copy standing by, opened to ''irony''

Haw haw. What a wheeze! You lampooned me good and proper you rotten wag! Chortle

I agree with Silver Fox. In the games I''ve seen him in, he really didn''t look great.

Don''t you look at my football team - it''s the only one I got. Not much of a football team - never seems to win a lot

He added: “I shall be watching from across the border in Norfolk.” Says it all really.

Maybe it was one of those ''loans with the intentions of buying'' things? I remember us loaning Etuhu, everyone realising he was crap and then still having to fork out £500k the minute the transfer window opened

Matty Fryatt and Paul Huntingdon