Cowboy

Colin Hunt's office trolley.

Would one still have had to go to the game?

Rowe's strength is running at people, he'd get bullied like hell up front. Bad call.

Oh dear. No Nil-Nil

Hangin' On For A Nil-Nil, I'm Hangin' On For A Nil-Nil

I should imagine that you are being showered with Cash Out offers?

Two pretty poor sides here, you have to say. Can't see how Boro have been on such a good run from this.

One of Idah's better efforts, that.

Ah, I must have missed those two upgrades.

What does span the gap between two seasons though, is player and squad morale. It probably shouldn't do, but it definitely does.

Now that's definitely a euphemism. "Do you smoke after you've had your sprouts at Christmas?" "Not if I get her to use the goose fat."

Very mixed messages in that Duffy interview: 'The message at half time was to run all over them and we didn’t. That is on the players.' - what transpired was the polar opposite of that. The players clearly aren't physically capable of that against a team like Leeds, so if that was the message, it was a stupid message. Then 'People look at the defenders but that has to come from the team and how we’re structured. We need to get it right.' - not sure if that's a criticism of the rest of the team or the manager, but it's certainly not self-criticism. Very concerning views from a senior pro.

I'll thank you not to ask such a personal question. That's something between myself and my wife. Oh, sorry, I misread the question.

What's with The weird Capitalisation? Is it An Acrostic of Some kind?

That's a particularly rash claim which, ironically, has just brought the score down even further!

Webber's got to do the decent thing and pull the pin before he goes hasn't he? But then he won't because that's an admission of personal failure. It's a right old pickle.

You'd hope so, but you wouldn't be wise to rely on it.

With lack of quality, lack of depth, and signs of a fragile morale collapsing (again), relegation is genuinely more likely than top six I would say, as unthinkable as it seems.

I've put an advert in Exchange & Mart, 'Lazy footballers available for loan'. So far the response has been underwhelming.

He can't be bothered to tell you.

I've got a cold and no beer in the house.

Watching the Ipswich game - to be brutally honest they look excellent so far.

In all likelihood there'll be neither fighting, nor humping, just three years of bum-sniffing and stagnation.

Or white, which would be nice! 😀

...until one morning when the gaolers opened up his cell, all that was in there was a white rabbit and a puff of smoke.