Paint Me Yellow

Thanks. Just so I know.

Well, I hope we don't return to the Premier League next season. On the Chicken-o-meter scale of how good a fan I am, where do I sit?

You forgot "F@#K VAR"

Genuinely hope we don't return until we look like we might actually compete. I couldn't stand another shower of $h!t season like that.

16. Getting promoted in the first place

If Norwich City were Brentford, we wouldn't need to ask why we're not them anymore....

Bob's plan for Promotion: STEP 1 - Get a rich Saudi investment group with at least £400 billion to spend STEP 2 - Get promoted STEP 3 - Develop a Premier League mentality Is that about right?

I think we should get Mike Bassett back. He helped us win the Mr Clutch Cup before and also took England to the World Cup semi's. Anyone else noticed that he looks just like Ricky Tomlinson as well?

Paint Me Yellow's report: "We were $h!t. Fcuk the Premier League"

....It's too close for comfort This heat has got right out of hand It's a cruel...CRUEL, cruel summer....

Nope.

Cant wait to see how Lakey's going to move the goal posts for the next game. "All we need to do is win 9 of the remaining 5 games and draw the other 12 and we'll only be 9 points behind Watford. There's still everything to play for, we just need to be up for the fight...." or some other bollox...

Honestly will be disappointed to finish higher than 7th next year. Enough is enough.

0-2

And then opening an upside down packet of crisps.

Norwich get a penalty, score it but are made to retake because....reasons. Retake is then saved.

We have ourselves a Desmond.

Adriaaaaan! Adriaaaaan!

3-0 Norwich Gilmour with a perfect hat-trick.

I will neither celebrate nor care in anyway at all. It'll be just like my birthday.

Because we definitely won't get promoted if we finish lower. Why take that risk?

If ever there was a game that screamed "I hope we don't finish higher than 7th in the Championship next season", this is it.

No. Win or lose, you'll be back next week spouting more tripe about "last chances" and "being up for the fight" etc etc.

My vote goes to the cockney bloke in the Jarrold Stand who every so often likes to shout "YOOUU'RREE A WANKAAAA" to comedic effect at the linesmen and/or ref.

The only thing that could make this season worse is if Jimmy Savile cracked open the coffin and started doing things to our corpse.