Paint Me Yellow

I'll make sure his lemonades are sugar free 😄

Only just seen this, I've not been on for a couple of weeks. Yeah of course we're out on this special day of days, like any true fan haha. 🙂

Hahaha! F*ck no!

Is this him?

The Disgrace of Dijon - World Cup 1982 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgrace_of_Gijón West Germany scored an early goal against Austria, only for both teams to play out a very lethargic, plodding game for the remainder of the match. The 1-0 scoreline enabled both teams to advance to the knockouts at the expense of Algeria, who were very unhappy to say the least.

Much like Portman Road on a matchday

Steady on, we don't want half time to get too exciting....

That explains the sound of a huge bottle bank being emptied during the game....

"I'm getting the word....."

OP sounds like lyrics to a Chicago song. "Hold me now, it's hard for me to say I'm sorry, I just want you to stay"

Well remembered. EDIT: just saw you're reply to Buh, but still, well remembered.

Well, I'm stood next to him if that's what you mean.

Stuart Webber's gone missing. Last seen climbing up a mountain.

But, but, but....play-offs.

Who's this "Rotherham United"....?

....he says "Hi"

You're right. I prefer the actual football games, not what Fifa 23 tells me should've happened.

Got to love a bit of spreadsheet football after a $h!t-shower of a game. Can't wait for the slide-show to follow. It'll only have one slide with "But...but...2nd" written on it.

So, changing colours confuses them? It's just too much for them to handle in life? Must be a nightmare when they encounter traffic lights.... "Hang on, that light was green a second ago, but now it's different....duh"

The absolute cope on this thread is incredible. Thoroughly good laugh. Please keep going.

You do realise Buh's not obliged to "check in" to the Pink 'Un match thread whilst at the ground?

Will they likely be listing anything else? I was hoping for a turnstile and a row of seats.

Um.....what are you all talking about?

We're also easier to find in the league table. Things are looking better already....