Hannibal 0 Posted February 27, 2010 The odd thread about a new song for a player is entertaining but bore off at the moment with all these naff song ideas! No much point in it only two sections of the ground sing and they don''t even sing the songs we have for players. Just a constant can''t of "Y''army" which does my bloody head in! I can''t remember the last time Hoolahans song got sung, which is a shame cause its my personal favourite. The Reason we don''t have any songs for people is not for a lack of creative effort but because not many players have bothered to stick around in Norwich for longer than 6 months in the past three seasons. Only Doc, Wes and Russell could be concidered as regular starters from last year. Us Norwich fans are so original the best we can come up with is "There''s only one ginger Pele" which we nicked from Spurs and "Na na na na" for Hoolahan which we pinched from Blackpool! One final thing, I don''t care if you like him or not but i will never ever sing a song for Michael Nelson! unless of course it is "Michael Nelson, He''s the worst footballer i''ve ever seen" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0 Posted February 27, 2010 Methinks you forgot to include Adam Drury and Simon Lappin in your list of players who have stuck around. So what that they didn''t play much for the previous couple of seasons as that was for very good reasons ie injury and out-of-favour.And despite his time here, Drury''s never had a song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry 0 Posted February 27, 2010 To the tune of London Bridge is falling down - Why has Drury got no song ... got no song ... got no songWhy has Drury got no song .... he''s really good [;)]There you go ... Drury has a song [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 27, 2010 GRANT HOLT''S BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. Holty, just scored againPut the ball into the netLike a big fat Robert FleckHolty, you were signed by GunnBefore he went and threw it all awayHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohDidn''t mean to make you cryBy singing about how we f*cking love youMustn''t swear, mustn''t swearEven though we f*cking love you...Holty, your time has comeYou send shivers down my spinewith your scoring all the timeGoodbye, Jamie CuretonYou''ve got to goGot to leave this club behindand join the ShrewsHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohPlease don''t say goodbyeI sometimes wish I was your satin thong....MASSIVE COMMUNAL GUITAR SOLOWhat''s wrong with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pennywise 0 Posted February 27, 2010 i suspect mister chops is just being silly and ironic he`s not seriously expecting them to catch on...bit like the "what if " threads we had a few months back [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Ink 0 Posted February 27, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"]GRANT HOLT''S BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. Holty, just scored againPut the ball into the netLike a big fat Robert FleckHolty, you were signed by GunnBefore he went and threw it all awayHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohDidn''t mean to make you cryBy singing about how we f*cking love youMustn''t swear, mustn''t swearEven though we f*cking love you...Holty, your time has comeYou send shivers down my spinewith your scoring all the timeGoodbye, Jamie CuretonYou''ve got to goGot to leave this club behindand join the ShrewsHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohPlease don''t say goodbyeI sometimes wish I was your satin thong....MASSIVE COMMUNAL GUITAR SOLOWhat''s wrong with that?[/quote]Mister Chips, that is class! One of the few attempts that is genuinely very very good. Now how the hell can we get it going at Carra Rud with so many words for the yocals to remember? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pennywise 0 Posted February 27, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"]GRANT HOLT''S BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. Holty, just scored againPut the ball into the netLike a big fat Robert FleckHolty, you were signed by GunnBefore he went and threw it all awayHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohDidn''t mean to make you cryBy singing about how we f*cking love youMustn''t swear, mustn''t swearEven though we f*cking love you...Holty, your time has comeYou send shivers down my spinewith your scoring all the timeGoodbye, Jamie CuretonYou''ve got to goGot to leave this club behindand join the ShrewsHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohPlease don''t say goodbyeI sometimes wish I was your satin thong....MASSIVE COMMUNAL GUITAR SOLOWhat''s wrong with that?[/quote]i see a little winger wesley hoolihanandy hughes andy hughes ...in the crowd to have a gokorey smith is lightning ,darels studs up frightening mejamie curo jamie curo been let go..roeders a small man nobody loved himmacnamees a small boy from a small family..bryan gunns complexion is a monstrosity..(someone else take it up) [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Ink 0 Posted February 27, 2010 To AC/DC Whole lotta Rosie...Wanna tell you a story''bout a horse I knowWhen it comes to scorin''Oh, he steals the showHe ain''t exactly PrettyHe ain''t exactly SmallCity''s number 9You Could Say Holt''s got it Allllll!!!!!!!!!!!Never had a horse, Never had a horse like youScorin'' all the goals, scorin'' all the goals you doAin''t No Wayne RooneyAin''t No RonaldoBut You Give All You Got, Weighin'' In At Nineteen StoneYou''re A Whole Lotta HoltyA Whole Lotta HoltyI Gotta Whole Lotta HoltyA Whole Lotta HoltyA Whole Lotta HoltyI Gotta Whole Lotta Holty, Yeah-yeah-yeah [:$]I''m feeling the man love! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Depraved 0 Posted February 27, 2010 Any lyric''s to "strangers in the night" please...... just kidding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 27, 2010 These are all excellent! [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted February 27, 2010 Picture yourself in a ground on a riverWith tangy entrees and marvellous piesGoreham calls Adams, who answers quite slowlyA team-sheet he carefully eyesMcNamee playing in yellow and greenWith Hughes towering over his headLooks out for Rusty - no FA surpriseCos’ he’s gone.{CHORUS}Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loodely in disguise the diamond,Ah... Ah...{VERSE 2}At one nil down we a climbing a mountainWe’re freaking hoarse people who fear humble piesEveryone smiles: Oli drifts past defendersHe scores: an incredible high.Newspaper headlines appear on the floorWaiting to be taken awayClimbing the league with our head in the cloudsAnd we’re strong{CHORUS}Picture yourself on a train in a station,With binmen for porters with tears in their eyes.Roy Keane and coaches appear on the platform,All clutching their P45’s.{CHORUS REPEATED AND FADED} Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 27, 2010 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Picture yourself in a ground on a riverWith tangy entrees and marvellous piesGoreham calls Adams, who answers quite slowlyA team-sheet he carefully eyesMcNamee playing in yellow and greenWith Hughes towering over his headLooks out for Rusty - no FA surpriseCos’ he’s gone.{CHORUS}Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loodely in disguise the diamond,Ah... Ah...{VERSE 2}At one nil down we a climbing a mountainWe’re freaking hoarse people who fear humble piesEveryone smiles: Oli drifts past defendersHe scores: an incredible high.Newspaper headlines appear on the floorWaiting to be taken awayClimbing the league with our head in the cloudsAnd we’re strong{CHORUS}Picture yourself on a train in a station,With binmen for porters with tears in their eyes.Roy Keane and coaches appear on the platform,All clutching their P45’s.{CHORUS REPEATED AND FADED}[/quote]You, sir, are a genius![img]http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/images/stories/large/2008/09/26/Standing-Ovation_Night3.jpg[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 27, 2010 Brilliant RH. [Y][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,425 Posted February 27, 2010 That was rather good RH! I suggest we all print that off and sing it at the next home game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacoljam 0 Posted February 27, 2010 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Picture yourself in a ground on a riverWith tangy entrees and marvellous piesGoreham calls Adams, who answers quite slowlyA team-sheet he carefully eyesMcNamee playing in yellow and greenWith Hughes towering over his headLooks out for Rusty - no FA surpriseCos’ he’s gone.{CHORUS}Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loodely in disguise the diamond,Ah... Ah...{VERSE 2}At one nil down we a climbing a mountainWe’re freaking hoarse people who fear humble piesEveryone smiles: Oli drifts past defendersHe scores: an incredible high.Newspaper headlines appear on the floorWaiting to be taken awayClimbing the league with our head in the cloudsAnd we’re strong{CHORUS}Picture yourself on a train in a station,With binmen for porters with tears in their eyes.Roy Keane and coaches appear on the platform,All clutching their P45’s.{CHORUS REPEATED AND FADED}[/quote]Where can i buy this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="Jacoljam"][quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Picture yourself in a ground on a riverWith tangy entrees and marvellous piesGoreham calls Adams, who answers quite slowlyA team-sheet he carefully eyesMcNamee playing in yellow and greenWith Hughes towering over his headLooks out for Rusty - no FA surpriseCos’ he’s gone.{CHORUS}Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loodely in disguise the diamond,Ah... Ah...{VERSE 2}At one nil down we a climbing a mountainWe’re freaking hoarse people who fear humble piesEveryone smiles: Oli drifts past defendersHe scores: an incredible high.Newspaper headlines appear on the floorWaiting to be taken awayClimbing the league with our head in the cloudsAnd we’re strong{CHORUS}Picture yourself on a train in a station,With binmen for porters with tears in their eyes.Roy Keane and coaches appear on the platform,All clutching their P45’s.{CHORUS REPEATED AND FADED}[/quote]Where can i buy this?[/quote]Rudolph, you should rewrite the entire album, and rerelease it as "Sergeant McVeigh''s Lonely Alice Band". I can play bass guitar and provide cheesy Paul McCartney lyrics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Picture yourself in a ground on a riverWith tangy entrees and marvellous piesGoreham calls Adams, who answers quite slowlyA team-sheet he carefully eyesMcNamee playing in yellow and greenWith Hughes towering over his headLooks out for Rusty - no FA surpriseCos’ he’s gone.{CHORUS}Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loosely in disguise the diamond,Loodely in disguise the diamond,Ah... Ah...{VERSE 2}At one nil down we a climbing a mountainWe’re freaking hoarse people who fear humble piesEveryone smiles: Oli drifts past defendersHe scores: an incredible high.Newspaper headlines appear on the floorWaiting to be taken awayClimbing the league with our head in the cloudsAnd we’re strong{CHORUS}Picture yourself on a train in a station,With binmen for porters with tears in their eyes.Roy Keane and coaches appear on the platform,All clutching their P45’s.{CHORUS REPEATED AND FADED}[/quote]Genius, just genius. Everyone shout ''CHARITY SINGLE''... [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brendo 0 Posted February 28, 2010 I thought the one yesterday was alright :To the tune of nick nack paddy whack.Anthony, Macnamee, He looks f*cking quick to meWith a nick nack paddy whackGive a dog a boneGet Capello on the phone.That was right, wasn''t it? Anyway I thought that was alrght. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="Brendo "]I thought the one yesterday was alright :To the tune of nick nack paddy whack.Anthony, Macnamee, He looks f*cking quick to meWith a nick nack paddy whackGive a dog a boneGet Capello on the phone.That was right, wasn''t it? Anyway I thought that was alrght.[/quote]Not only is it quite poor, its factually inaccurate (he''s not that quick), uses a sh*t tune and seems to suggest that a League 1 winger should be in the England squad, which only a Jock would truly wish... oh, and I didn''t hear it once yesterday, which suggests that it was just you and your mates singing it... [;)]3/10, must try harder [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="Brendo "]I thought the one yesterday was alright :To the tune of nick nack paddy whack.Anthony, Macnamee, He looks f*cking quick to meWith a nick nack paddy whackGive a dog a boneGet Capello on the phone.That was right, wasn''t it? Anyway I thought that was alrght.[/quote]I think that''s pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brendo 0 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Brendo "]I thought the one yesterday was alright :To the tune of nick nack paddy whack.Anthony, Macnamee, He looks f*cking quick to meWith a nick nack paddy whackGive a dog a boneGet Capello on the phone.That was right, wasn''t it? Anyway I thought that was alrght.[/quote]Not only is it quite poor, its factually inaccurate (he''s not that quick), uses a sh*t tune and seems to suggest that a League 1 winger should be in the England squad, which only a Jock would truly wish... oh, and I didn''t hear it once yesterday, which suggests that it was just you and your mates singing it... [;)]3/10, must try harder [:P][/quote]I didn''t make it up [:P] Just heard a few people singing it. [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pennywise 0 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Brendo "]I thought the one yesterday was alright :To the tune of nick nack paddy whack.Anthony, Macnamee, He looks f*cking quick to meWith a nick nack paddy whackGive a dog a boneGet Capello on the phone.That was right, wasn''t it? Anyway I thought that was alrght.[/quote]Not only is it quite poor, its factually inaccurate (he''s not that quick), uses a sh*t tune and seems to suggest that a League 1 winger should be in the England squad, which only a Jock would truly wish... oh, and I didn''t hear it once yesterday, which suggests that it was just you and your mates singing it... [;)]3/10, must try harder [:P][/quote]for god sake lighten up.. next you`ll be saying youseff wasn`t better than ronaldinho ? [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="pennywise "][quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Brendo "]I thought the one yesterday was alright :To the tune of nick nack paddy whack.Anthony, Macnamee, He looks f*cking quick to meWith a nick nack paddy whackGive a dog a boneGet Capello on the phone.That was right, wasn''t it? Anyway I thought that was alrght.[/quote]Not only is it quite poor, its factually inaccurate (he''s not that quick), uses a sh*t tune and seems to suggest that a League 1 winger should be in the England squad, which only a Jock would truly wish... oh, and I didn''t hear it once yesterday, which suggests that it was just you and your mates singing it... [;)]3/10, must try harder [:P][/quote]for god sake lighten up.. next you`ll be saying youseff wasn`t better than ronaldinho ? [:D][/quote]No, but he was better than Juninho... [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barclaybabe 0 Posted February 28, 2010 paul lambert is having a party, brisk of coke and a bottle of barcardi!!! paul lambert is having a party!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JF 694 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"]GRANT HOLT''S BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. Holty, just scored againPut the ball into the netLike a big fat Robert FleckHolty, you were signed by GunnBefore he went and threw it all awayHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohDidn''t mean to make you cryBy singing about how we f*cking love youMustn''t swear, mustn''t swearEven though we f*cking love you...Holty, your time has comeYou send shivers down my spinewith your scoring all the timeGoodbye, Jamie CuretonYou''ve got to goGot to leave this club behindand join the ShrewsHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohPlease don''t say goodbyeI sometimes wish I was your satin thong....MASSIVE COMMUNAL GUITAR SOLOWhat''s wrong with that?[/quote]This is just brilliant! Add pennywise''s to it and it''s a winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay hero 0 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"]GRANT HOLT''S BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. Holty, just scored againPut the ball into the netLike a big fat Robert FleckHolty, you were signed by GunnBefore he went and threw it all awayHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohDidn''t mean to make you cryBy singing about how we f*cking love youMustn''t swear, mustn''t swearEven though we f*cking love you...Holty, your time has comeYou send shivers down my spinewith your scoring all the timeGoodbye, Jamie CuretonYou''ve got to goGot to leave this club behindand join the ShrewsHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohPlease don''t say goodbyeI sometimes wish I was your satin thong....MASSIVE COMMUNAL GUITAR SOLOWhat''s wrong with that?[/quote]Great thought ChopsyTrouble is noone ever gets the words to the original Bohemian Rhapsody correct - anyone remember Jasper Carrots version including '' Beelzebub has a devil in his sideboard''??If people cant get the classic version right what chance some of the lower Barclay and Snakepit getting the Holt version right - its bad enough with "My Garden Shed" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay hero 0 Posted February 28, 2010 [quote user="Brendo "][quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Brendo "]I thought the one yesterday was alright :To the tune of nick nack paddy whack.Anthony, Macnamee, He looks f*cking quick to meWith a nick nack paddy whackGive a dog a boneGet Capello on the phone.That was right, wasn''t it? Anyway I thought that was alrght.[/quote]Not only is it quite poor, its factually inaccurate (he''s not that quick), uses a sh*t tune and seems to suggest that a League 1 winger should be in the England squad, which only a Jock would truly wish... oh, and I didn''t hear it once yesterday, which suggests that it was just you and your mates singing it... [;)]3/10, must try harder [:P][/quote]I didn''t make it up [:P] Just heard a few people singing it. [:$][/quote]The people behind me yesterday were singing it. Just about every time he got the ball..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gee-Bee 0 Posted March 1, 2010 [quote user="barclaybabe"]paul lambert is having a party, brisk of coke and a bottle of barcardi!!! paul lambert is having a party!!!![/quote]Ahh: just commented about this one on another thread. Had thought ''brisk'' was ''Breezer'' and lambasted them for it. In fact, I''m certain many kids WERE saying Breezer and would highly doubt they had heard of the word ''brisk''. I haven''t heard of the word brisk (in that context) and can only assume it''s similar to a pitcher, which would then make sense. I''m checking my dictionary...brisk adj 1 energetic and fast. 2 fresh and invigorating. 3 sharp in tone or manner. > briskly adv.brisket n a joint of beef cut from the breast.The Penguin Pocket English Dictionary (2004)You seem to know the people responsible (going by your other comments), so maybe you know better...I won''t repeat my lambastastions, they can be found in the Yellow & Green Armband thread... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gee-Bee 0 Posted March 1, 2010 Knew I''d forgotten something:a) Yes, yes, I''m a pedant.b) the lambastastions word I made up shouldn''t really have that second ''s''.and c) I love the Queen and Beatles pastiches; top jobs people. I''ve done a few worthy jobs over the years myself, and appreciate the effort, creativity and humour that''s gone into them. I got mine published in one time fanzine, Y''Army, and my mate''s did attempt to learn them, but yes, that''s an uphill struggle with those that favour simplicity and repetition. The suggestion of individuals printing off their ''songsheets'' isn''t too far fetched an idea, especially if a bunch of lads did it then entertained everyone around them at Huddersfield...A while back, Wrath old-timer Suggs had his own site with uploads of songs him and other City fans had put together in honour of various players at the time (Steeno, Malky, Holt etc), so that notion of the collaborated charity single isn''t that far-fetched either... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites