JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 23, 2009 [quote user="Houston Canary"]YC, for ages I''ve been waiting for the opportunity to use "Regina" in a limerick because every time limerick''s get mentioned, someone always throws out the "there once was a girls from Nantucket" as an opening line. I figured with that opener, Regina could fit in line 3 or 4 as one of the rhymes. Then you put it in the middle of a line. I had never considered that. Way to go!p.s. I''d much rather be at Portage and Main than Victoria and Albert (Regina''s main intersection) in the winter. Maybe the temps are the same, but at least it''s not Saskatchewan. [/quote]Whoop whoop check you out Houston, world famous Limerick expert. Way to go!!!! Kowabunga Dude!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CHIRPING CANARY 0 Posted June 23, 2009 MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMBSHE CALLED IT BABY RALPHSHE FOUND IT DEAD IN THE FEILDCAUSE IT HAD FOOT AND MOUTH.................................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardhouse44 261 Posted June 23, 2009 Now when city sign a player we say who?Where does he play and what can he do?If he''s good then we''ll cheerAnd thats all that he''ll hearBut if he''s Cr@p then we''ll eventually boo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Holt 522 Posted June 23, 2009 There once was a girl from Whickwho said to her Mum What’s a dickshe said my dear Annieit goes up your fannyand jumps up and down till it’s sick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
venta icenorum 0 Posted June 23, 2009 There once was a lad called Omozusiwho dated a girl name of Lucyhe took her to Cometwhere he wrote her a sonnetbefore buying her a brand new Zanussi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted June 23, 2009 There was an old cook from stowmarket Found her prudence had made her a targetTo divert the flackShe gave Doomy the sack And his tears left a stain on the parquet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Houston Canary 0 Posted June 23, 2009 [quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Houston Canary"] YC, for ages I''ve been waiting for the opportunity to use "Regina" in a limerick because every time limerick''s get mentioned, someone always throws out the "there once was a girls from Nantucket" as an opening line. I figured with that opener, Regina could fit in line 3 or 4 as one of the rhymes. Then you put it in the middle of a line. I had never considered that. Way to go!p.s. I''d much rather be at Portage and Main than Victoria and Albert (Regina''s main intersection) in the winter. Maybe the temps are the same, but at least it''s not Saskatchewan. [/quote]Whoop whoop check you out Houston, world famous Limerick expert. Way to go!!!! Kowabunga Dude!!![/quote]Did you make a comment, jv? Nobody noticed. Get it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 904 Posted June 23, 2009 Mary had a little lambAnd all the Doctors faintedBut it wasn''t as bad as Old MacDonald, he had a farm. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pinks 0 Posted June 23, 2009 A young rookie manager called GunnHad no plans for a week in the sunHe lied through his teethCos he then went to GreeceInstead of getting the paperwork done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herb 0 Posted June 23, 2009 [quote user="Houston Canary"][quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Houston Canary"] YC, for ages I''ve been waiting for the opportunity to use "Regina" in a limerick because every time limerick''s get mentioned, someone always throws out the "there once was a girls from Nantucket" as an opening line. I figured with that opener, Regina could fit in line 3 or 4 as one of the rhymes. Then you put it in the middle of a line. I had never considered that. Way to go!p.s. I''d much rather be at Portage and Main than Victoria and Albert (Regina''s main intersection) in the winter. Maybe the temps are the same, but at least it''s not Saskatchewan. [/quote]Whoop whoop check you out Houston, world famous Limerick expert. Way to go!!!! Kowabunga Dude!!![/quote]Did you make a comment, jv? Nobody noticed. Get it?[/quote]Well you obviously did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted June 23, 2009 [quote user="Herb"][quote user="Houston Canary"][quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Houston Canary"] YC, for ages I''ve been waiting for the opportunity to use "Regina" in a limerick because every time limerick''s get mentioned, someone always throws out the "there once was a girls from Nantucket" as an opening line. I figured with that opener, Regina could fit in line 3 or 4 as one of the rhymes. Then you put it in the middle of a line. I had never considered that. Way to go!p.s. I''d much rather be at Portage and Main than Victoria and Albert (Regina''s main intersection) in the winter. Maybe the temps are the same, but at least it''s not Saskatchewan. [/quote]Whoop whoop check you out Houston, world famous Limerick expert. Way to go!!!! Kowabunga Dude!!![/quote]Did you make a comment, jv? Nobody noticed. Get it?[/quote]Well you obviously did.[/quote]Obviously not if I had to ask if he said something. You didn''t notice it either, judging by your answering only to me, Herb. Thanks for accidenally once again proving my case even though that is exactly what you were trying to not do. ha ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted June 23, 2009 there once was a man called gunn,who thought management to be fun,so she signed up some crap,what a dimwitted chap,and took us down to league one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted June 23, 2009 she?oops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metatron 0 Posted June 23, 2009 There was an old miser called CluckWho avatar looked like a duckBleating on about where he’sCalled us ‘sheep’, not ‘Canaries’Makes his arguments as tiresome as anything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 23, 2009 [quote user="Houston Canary"][quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Houston Canary"] YC, for ages I''ve been waiting for the opportunity to use "Regina" in a limerick because every time limerick''s get mentioned, someone always throws out the "there once was a girls from Nantucket" as an opening line. I figured with that opener, Regina could fit in line 3 or 4 as one of the rhymes. Then you put it in the middle of a line. I had never considered that. Way to go!p.s. I''d much rather be at Portage and Main than Victoria and Albert (Regina''s main intersection) in the winter. Maybe the temps are the same, but at least it''s not Saskatchewan. [/quote]Whoop whoop check you out Houston, world famous Limerick expert. Way to go!!!! Kowabunga Dude!!![/quote]Did you make a comment, jv? Nobody noticed. Get it?[/quote]The comment was a reply to you Houston, and you clearly did notice. As such it appears that my objective was in fact fulfilled, get it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldRobert 38 Posted June 23, 2009 There was a young man from DarjeelingWho got on at a bus stop in EalingA note on the door, said don''t spit on the floorSo he didn''t, he spat on the ceiling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scottlarock 3 Posted June 23, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Is that all you''ve got?There was a poster called ShysterWho really liked it packed tight SirHe lives all alone in CromerHe swears he''s no homerSqueals so much, I think he''s a girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
