On the way to Yeovil 0 Posted March 9, 2009 I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted March 9, 2009 i looked it up in the doctors book and it says- this is natural for any football fan especially if they are linked with norwich city! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted March 9, 2009 Perfectly okay, if for the reason that our club is in tatters and that the heart has been ripped out of it, only leaving lacklustre and dire performances, then yes, you have every reason to cry, and you won''t be alone.It''s the other lot, you know, the board who won''t have the ''R'' word mentioned that need help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grantroederdisaster 0 Posted March 9, 2009 I''m sure their could well be a few tears from men Canary supporters at the end of the seaosn like their was at Fulham. Myself despite beiing a staunch fan I''m not sentimental like that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
On the way to Yeovil 0 Posted March 9, 2009 I would really love to know how those people that have destroyed our club are feeling right nowbet they don''t feel as s*#t as I do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,599 Posted March 9, 2009 I know someone who cried when we got promoted.I''ll be staying away from cliff edges, sharp bladed instruments, ropes and bottles of pills for the forseeable future........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted March 9, 2009 I wish to take issue now with a word that keeps getting used, ''depressed''. Depression is a mental illness which can drive a person to suicide. I may sound mamby pamby but that''s how I feel about it. yes, we''re crap and we feel an all host of feelings, but you haven''t felt depressed unless you''ve genuinely suffered from it.I''m not picking on ''Yeovil'' as I read it a number of times now recently.Thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,359 Posted March 9, 2009 Just don''t turn to drink or self harm! In which case I would seek help! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thecanaryfan 0 Posted March 9, 2009 Only if you support Norwich, Charlton or Southampton....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robert Ketts Yellow Army 35 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help?[/quote]A single, solitary tear may slide slowly down your cheek as you watch the club you love, the club you have invested your money, your hopes and your dreams, falls into inexorable decline and is sucked into a lethal vortex of debt, despair and, ultimately, death.Or you may cling to the hope that the Yellas can eke out a win tomorrow night and somehow, just somehow, against all the odds, stay up in this division and live to fight another day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick it[/quote]Maybe the end of season parade will just be a line of cats walking around the pitch?People can just march onto the field and boot them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kdncfc 0 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="Chunky Norwich"][quote user="On the way to Yeovil"] If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick it[/quote]Maybe the end of season parade will just be a line of cats walking around the pitch?People can just march onto the field and boot them.[/quote]Cruelty to animals is a despicable crime, far better to make the players and directors march around the pitch so we could kick their arses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucky green trainers 0 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help?[/quote]if you want to kick the cat - then you probably not depressed...imo - you do not need help... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="lucky green trainers"][quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help?[/quote]if you want to kick the cat - then you probably not depressed...imo - you do not need help...[/quote]I''d like to kick Splat the Cat, headbutt Captain Canary, and stick the Aviva Lemur''s tail right up it''s jacksy. Am I depressed, or just psychotic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theres only one Ken Foggo 0 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help?[/quote]There''s always Splat the Cat - will he do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucky green trainers 0 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="MonkeyTrousers"][quote user="lucky green trainers"][quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help?[/quote]if you want to kick the cat - then you probably not depressed...imo - you do not need help...[/quote]I''d like to kick Splat the Cat, headbutt Captain Canary, and stick the Aviva Lemur''s tail right up it''s jacksy. Am I depressed, or just psychotic.[/quote]none on these imo - but if you find your anger is getting you into trouble - then perhaps anger management classes could be helpful - if unexpressed - then maybe some counselling to help you to understand where these feelings could be coming from... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
braham 0 Posted March 9, 2009 stay up or go down! i''m crying when the moment comes!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="MonkeyTrousers"][quote user="lucky green trainers"][quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help?[/quote]if you want to kick the cat - then you probably not depressed...imo - you do not need help...[/quote]I''d like to kick Splat the Cat, headbutt Captain Canary, and stick the Aviva Lemur''s tail right up it''s jacksy. Am I depressed, or just psychotic.[/quote]Slightly psychotic I think, but funny never-the-less. Maybe you should just sit in a dark room with a ''The Season So Far...'' video playing on a loop until we go to Portaloo Road? It''d be like unleashing Blanka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted March 9, 2009 [quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help?[/quote]Yes it is. Stop being such a nancy boy.The only tears we want to see are Smith''s as she waves goodbye on her way back to Ipswich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 851 Posted March 10, 2009 [quote user="grantroederdisaster"]I''m sure their could well be a few tears from men Canary supporters at the end of the seaosn like their was at Fulham. Myself despite beiing a staunch fan I''m not sentimental like that![/quote]that''s the thing tho, i wasn''t depressed like i am with the current state of affairs. I wasn''t so gutted about going down from the Prem, despite that infamous last day, we put on a real good fight and it was a joy to support the club. Now i just feel embarrased, annoyed and mildy depressed in all seriousness. Nothing seems to be going right for us at the moment. The signings up front in the last 3 years on the whole have been shameful, and that''s why we''re here. Give us 3 players with half the ability of Ashton, Hucks and McKenzie and we''d be fine, probably moaning about being midtable, but ultimately content to make do with that for a couple of seasons. The constant underachievement (12 out of the last 15 seasons with my thinking that the relegation from the prem 4 years ago was our 3rd best season in that time) It really just bugs me![:(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 851 Posted March 10, 2009 i meant the 10 or so games before Fulham, to clear that up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
|BA 0 Posted March 10, 2009 [quote user="On the way to Yeovil"]I have never felt so depressed in my lifeMy wife says its only football GRRRRRR, think I might burn her Delia cook book collection.If I had a cat I might be tempted to kick itDo I need help?[/quote]Take a trip to the childrens ward at the local hospital. Take a walk around Mumbai. Do a voluntary day at a care homeYou''ll feel a lot better about the Board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
