Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Can you think of any? I shall start it off with a couple of useful positions for him.1. A companion for your fish in an aquarium; preferably piranhas or man-eating sharks.2. A playmate for your pet crocodiles.Obviously his usefulness in both of these examples would be rather transitory, to say the least, but at least he would have served a purpose, something he doesn''t do whilst spending 90 minutes running around aimlessly with a whistle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.Ireland Canary 0 Posted February 9, 2009 4. A crashtest dummy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dion Dublin=Legend 0 Posted February 9, 2009 The new advertising frontman for SpecsSavers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polar 0 Posted February 9, 2009 6. a live test subject for discovery channels television programme "Machines of malice" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Incidentally, is it true that this waste of oxygen is a scummer? If so, there ought to be a way of ensuring that he never "referees" a City game ever again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,221 Posted February 9, 2009 8. The clown you throw wet sponges at at fairgrounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted February 9, 2009 7. Joe Calzaghes punch bag.jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted February 9, 2009 8 He should test that new Irish invention, the ejector sea for a Helicopter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxy is a Pleasure 0 Posted February 9, 2009 10 - A dartboard (his eyes being the bull) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted February 9, 2009 [quote user="1st Wazzock"]8 He should test that new Irish invention, the ejector sea for a Helicopter.[/quote]No, I can''t have that. There would be a grave risk that the poor man would lose his head. Still, come to think of it, he did on Saturday, so on second thoughts it sounds like a good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted February 9, 2009 [quote user="Fellas"]3. A piñata.[/quote]I had to google your suggestion to find out what it is. I like it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lincoln canary (& Golden Coppel) 0 Posted February 9, 2009 11. a faulty parachute tester Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,672 Posted February 9, 2009 12. A Referee. Oh, hang on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted February 9, 2009 13. A wheelclamp for a lorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted February 9, 2009 A concrete shoe tester for the mafia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 9, 2009 [quote user="The Butler"]A concrete shoe tester for the mafia[/quote]A wizard! Who else can get so many things wrong and yet change their mind a few hours later! Perfect! [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shack Attack 0 Posted February 9, 2009 A scapegoat for a misfiring Championship outfit [^o)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,221 Posted February 9, 2009 [quote user="Shack Attack"]A scapegoat for a misfiring Championship outfit [^o)][/quote]A replacement for Curo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Ted Macdougall 0 Posted February 9, 2009 See this link http://www.petitiononline.com/swfc08/petition.htmlSack Andy D''Urso petition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delias Tasty Nibblets 0 Posted February 9, 2009 A victim to make a realistic scene in a saw film. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Ted Macdougall 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Here''s another link. He''s actually a bile acid. http://www.medigle.cn/rw/drugs/UrsoTosser! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted February 9, 2009 battering ram Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smeg 0 Posted February 9, 2009 a DIY enema kit for a elephant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Huckerby Delusion 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Door to Door salesman for Clintons, He loves getting his cards out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,672 Posted February 9, 2009 An Ipswich Fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted February 9, 2009 David Sheepshanks'' caged pet.jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Ink 0 Posted February 9, 2009 The first astronaut to go to Mars. Hopefully won''t see him for a good few years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Wiz''s 24 hour a day companion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites