plan b 0 Posted February 9, 2009 i can only think of one good use for him, but the problem is that i think he is too big to flush down after you have used him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted February 9, 2009 He''d make an excellent speed hump. Instead of a sleeping policeman, he''d be known as a recumbent referee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted February 9, 2009 21: A Dervish performer22: A Psychic (He sees things in a way no-one else can!)23: Pin cushion24: A "Wyfie" for the South African numbers gang (google it, or watch ''Ross Kemp on Gangs''!)25: Cyanide taster26: Professional tw*t (oh wait...)27: Runner for the police dogs unit training squad28: Bear wrestler29: Firing squad accuracy tester Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delias Tasty Nibblets 0 Posted February 9, 2009 I''d like to skin him and use it as toilet paper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ur just a man in a jacket 0 Posted February 9, 2009 reckon he is hated as much as kevin muscat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plan b 0 Posted February 9, 2009 [quote user="Delias Tasty Nibblets"]I''d like to skin him and use it as toilet paper.[/quote]cheers, that solves my earlier problem about flushing him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ur just a man in a jacket 0 Posted February 9, 2009 how about a steward in the snake pit or barclay. that would be rather enjoyable........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 9, 2009 An alternative for the poor bloody monkeys being cut up at Cambridge Life Laborities.[:@] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted February 9, 2009 archery target Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanaryGirl(: 0 Posted February 9, 2009 voodoo doll, (: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USA Canary 7 Posted February 9, 2009 Nale him to the roof fur pidjuns to krap on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Harry potters stuntman!!!!! [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bury Yellow 2 Posted February 9, 2009 Forced Toy Boy for Harriet Harman (or any other woman cabinet minister) Sorry must go - even typing this has forced a bowel movement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SAFU2007 0 Posted February 9, 2009 A free for all shower boy at any given prison... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green and Yellow 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Toilet brush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted February 9, 2009 A Football! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Show Me What You Gooot! 0 Posted February 9, 2009 I''d roll him up and use him to swat spiders crawling up my wallA spade perhaps?Putting out the first traffic cone on a busy road? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crofty88 0 Posted February 10, 2009 A poster boy for S**T Refs Annonymouns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
City 2nd 191 Posted February 10, 2009 A toilet roll in my carzy.........and then he can really see just how sh*t I thought he was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jiggarob 0 Posted February 10, 2009 HE COULD BE A SPEED BUMP!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
braham 0 Posted February 10, 2009 someone to make Rob Styles look good! a true talent if ever there were one!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted February 11, 2009 Standing outside Primark with a couple of puppets and a transistor radio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted February 11, 2009 [quote user="Chunky Norwich"]Standing outside Primark with a couple of puppets and a transistor radio[/quote]That is SUCH an insult to Puppet Man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lincoln canary (& Golden Coppel) 0 Posted February 11, 2009 [quote user="Paint Me Yellow"]I''d roll him up and use him to swat spiders crawling up my wallA spade perhaps?Putting out the first traffic cone on a busy road?[/quote] you could at least kill the cretins with some dignity, try rolling up the daily sport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
