Englishman''s wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to > place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack > of underwear. > > "Good God, woman! Why aren''t you wearing any knickers?" her husband > demanded. "Well, you don''t give me enough housekeeping money to afford > any,"she replied. The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket > and says, "For the sake of decency, here''s 50. Go and buy yourself some > underwear." > > Next, the Irishman''s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her > skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. > > "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You''ve no knickers. Why not?" She replies, > "I can''t afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his > pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here''s 20. Go and buy > yourself some underwear!" > > Lastly, the Scotsman''s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt > over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. > > "Sweet Mudder, Maggie! Where the fook are yer drawers?" She too > explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." > The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the sake of > decency, here''s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."