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Bit of fun, what headline would you most like to see in the papers on Monday morning?

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GOD HELP THEM

Ipswich cut adrift by massive earthquake!

The city of Ipswich was today drifting towards the Belgian coast with half of Suffolk attached after a massive earthquake ripped along the suffolk fault line and cast 230 Square miles adrift in the North Sea.

The newly formed island already flys the German ensign after a passing frigate boarded the sinking land mass, and finding the indiginous people simple and incomprehensible, assumed it was up for grabs.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has agreed an arms for isles deal with Chancellor... etc

would be fantastic to wake up to....

 

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JanBlazak wrote

Ipswich cut adrift by massive earthquake!

The city of Ipswich was today drifting towards the Belgian coast with half of Suffolk attached after a massive earthquake ripped along the suffolk fault line and cast 230 Square miles adrift in the North Sea.

The newly formed island already flys the German ensign after a passing frigate boarded the sinking land mass, and finding the indiginous people simple and incomprehensible, assumed it was up for grabs.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has agreed an arms for isles deal with Chancellor... etc

would be fantastic to wake up to....

Classic

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Thought todays EDP back page headline was worth a mention.

''RUSTY AXE FEARS UNFOUNDED''

I stared at it for a few moments before realising what was going on. The picture helps of course. Without it, it would have been even more bizarre.

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