hogesar 9,711 Posted October 31, 2007 What A Load Of Rubbish!A column to match the current level of football we play =] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted October 31, 2007 [quote user="MK Canary"]Now you are going to use a spellchecker when writing this column, aren''t you Authur?[/quote]Spellchecker!?!?He''ll need a team of personal & professional proofreaders ''cause the ones at Archant get away with blue murder.They''d get more complaints if it wasn''t for the dumbing down of society brought about by a decade of lefty, Labour government. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shack Attack 0 Posted November 1, 2007 [quote user="shyster"]They''d get more complaints if it wasn''t for the dumbing down of society brought about by a decade of lefty, Labour government.[/quote]So in the last week we''ve had :Dumbing down by lefty Labour - CHECK.National service for immigrants - CHECK.Perils of employing North African Muslims - CHECK.You are Richard Littlejohn and I claim my £20. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted November 1, 2007 [quote]So in the last week we''ve had :Dumbing down by lefty Labour - CHECK.National service for immigrants - CHECK.Perils of employing North African Muslims - CHECK.You are Richard Littlejohn and I claim my £20.[/quote]you forgot "David Strihavka - CZECH". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,555 Posted November 1, 2007 [quote user="blahblahblah"][quote]So in the last week we''ve had :Dumbing down by lefty Labour - CHECK.National service for immigrants - CHECK.Perils of employing North African Muslims - CHECK.You are Richard Littlejohn and I claim my £20.[/quote]you forgot "David Strihavka - CZECH".[/quote]And queen to kings bishop2 - CHECK mate [<:o)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 903 Posted November 1, 2007 Is your missus waiting to see your column with baited breath too Arthur ?Wink Wink, Nudge NudgeKnow-warrah-mean ?!?!?!?!?!I''m sure Arthur''s missus knows that, it''s not the size of yer column it''s what you do with it that counts ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unlucky Fried Kitten 0 Posted November 1, 2007 [quote user="Steve Burns"]Is your missus waiting to see your column with baited breath too Arthur ?Wink Wink, Nudge NudgeKnow-warrah-mean ?!?!?!?!?!I''m sure Arthur''s missus knows that, it''s not the size of yer column it''s what you do with it that counts ![/quote]I like that, Steve. You brought a smile to my face, which makes a pleasant change with all the doom and gloom on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 2 Posted November 1, 2007 Now Arto you lovely old boy , you are such a sweet thing , but at your age i can understand your predicament .If i could offer some advice , when you have your column ready I don''t think you should lose a lot of time , In fact if i was you i would fly about like a wild man , never mind showing it to the wife and saying "What do you think of that " Never mind adding "Thats the best column you have ever seen i hope" I do feel you must get this on as quick as you can , just in case it all gets lost .[;)] arrdee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted November 1, 2007 [quote user="arrdee"]Now Arto you lovely old boy , you are such a sweet thing , but at your age i can understand your predicament .If i could offer some advice , when you have your column ready I don''t think you should lose a lot of time , In fact if i was you i would fly about like a wild man , never mind showing it to the wife and saying "What do you think of that " Never mind adding "Thats the best column you have ever seen i hope" I do feel you must get this on as quick as you can , just in case it all gets lost .[;)] arrdee.[/quote]Excellent post arrdee. I would just like to add a little bit of advice to arthur.... stay out off the Coach and Horses the day before you prepare your column because you don''t want to offer it up while you''re feeling ''''droopy''''. We all know that the demon drink can have a detrimental effect on our aspirations. Best of luck arthur. I know we''re all looking to see you column and I''m sure you''ll rise to the occasion. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted November 1, 2007 Whittle with Arthur Arthur''s Norwich City whittle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Infamy, Infamy 0 Posted November 1, 2007 How about:Can''t Spell, Won''t Spell![;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted November 1, 2007 As your ranting will be moderated for public consumption how about: Watered down bitter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Gunns Hands We Trust! 0 Posted November 2, 2007 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]As your ranting will be moderated for public consumption how about: Watered down bitter?[/quote] now thats what i call quite good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Or: Arthurs column (in association with VIAGRATM). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Arf Whit is still the best... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unlucky Fried Kitten 0 Posted November 2, 2007 I assumed this column idea was all a joke, but now I''m not so sure. Are you really going to have a weekly column, Arthur? And if so, when does it begin and which day of the week should I look out for it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 903 Posted November 2, 2007 Arthurs column (in association with VIAGRATM).That reminds me, all the old boys in the local old folks home are given Viagra every night - they say it stops them rolling out of bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In the blood 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Well done Arthur. You must have incredibly thick skin to put up with all these suggestions!For whats its worth; ''Whittles Spittle'' or ''Flat Cap-trap'' or ''Shooting From The (false)Hip''......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buncey 1 Posted November 2, 2007 I just noticed in the title you have out a question mark in. Are you confused if you have a column or not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted November 2, 2007 [quote user="In the blood"]Well done Arthur. You must have incredibly thick skin to put up with all these suggestions!For whats its worth; ''Whittles Spittle'' or ''Flat Cap-trap'' or ''Shooting From The (false)Hip''.........[/quote]Come on keep''em coming....I''m loving it!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted November 3, 2007 [quote user="Len Greenrod"]How about:Can''t Spell, Won''t Spell![;)][/quote]How about......a rather embarrassing silence because someone thought they were clever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted November 3, 2007 [quote user="Arthur Whittle"][quote user="Len Greenrod"] How about:Can''t Spell, Won''t Spell![;)][/quote]How about......a rather embarrassing silence because someone thought they were clever?[/quote]Or ARESBSTTWC for short. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 903 Posted November 4, 2007 Ok then Arthur come forward and take a bow, what''s in the debut column ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 903 Posted November 6, 2007 Have you done the first line yet Arthur ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,555 Posted November 6, 2007 I think it''s already called the ''Evening News Letters Page''[8]I''m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unlucky Fried Kitten 0 Posted November 6, 2007 [quote user="Steve Burns"]Have you done the first line yet Arthur ?[/quote]Perhaps he doesn''t have enough inches (column inches) to sustain a decent column. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted November 6, 2007 [;)][quote user="nutty nigel"]I think it''s already called the ''Evening News Letters Page''[8]I''m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter ... [/quote]Come on you lot lighten up. I thought you would of guessed this was all tongue and cheek in reply to people moaning about my letters to the press. Even than some people get personal. Anyway i enjoyed it even if i had the pee taken out of me and you never know,its given me a great idea.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 903 Posted November 6, 2007 Arthur Whittle wrote Anyway i enjoyed it even if i had the pee taken out of me and you never know,its given me a great idea.This was a great posting Arthur, which was very entertaining. If you come up with another which is half as good ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Sweeney 0 Posted November 7, 2007 After all this lot how about Arthur Piffle? Surely the papers can find something more interesting to fill their copy. I for one am totally bored with the "serial" posters- a waste of time and space. Still if it keeps them happy and off the streets whilst filling their otherwise empty world then I am all for that. Back to the real world! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 903 Posted November 7, 2007 Think of the money this saves the care in the community people !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites