Shack Attack 0 Posted May 2, 2008 Loving your work arrdee [:D].Now if you were to have a weekly column in the Evening News I''d never miss an issue [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted May 2, 2008 Absolute gem Arrdee [*] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted May 3, 2008 Ardee? You really are a giggle when you want to be and i really honestly mean that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted June 15, 2008 Vomit alonga Arthur - Norwich Chippy Guide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 405 Posted June 15, 2008 Maybe you could both do a joint one and call it handbags at dawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted June 16, 2008 [quote user="Ralph Wright"]A bin boy writes -[/quote]Walphy!!!!! Ive missed you xxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted June 16, 2008 Chippy makes me sick (not Ian Crook) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted February 18, 2010 1st column in tomorrows Evening news.....dont miss it!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted February 18, 2010 [quote user="Arthur Whittle"]1st column in tomorrows Evening news.....dont miss it!!![/quote]as i get it free i shall have a look.. wopuldnt pay for it mind, so be greatful! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,767 Posted February 18, 2010 [quote user="arrdee"]When I first read that Arto had a column in the evening news I was out of my chair like a shot , Ruth said to me "where are you off to arrdee at this time of night" I said "City Angel said Arto has a column in the evening news " " are you alright that''s a round trip of 7 miles , "I don''t care if its 700 when Arto writes I have to read it" " oh better get me one as well" she said , I grabbed my bike out of the shed , "where are my clips" ,"could they be on your handlebars where you always leave them " ? oh arr, I was away down the drive , cracked my head on a low growing branch, must remember to cut that off sometime ,blood dripping down my face , out down the lane through the pagan part of the village where they still stone strangers , I cant always remember the password , Is Tues canary or city I never can remember , so I just belt out "on the ball city" as loud as I can , I hope I never hear that whistling noise as a stone is coming in because those old boys are lethal , they say they never miss . I have seen their piles of stones , round ones for long distance and half bricks for close in work .Out on the main road , cars passing me , going like rockets , they were all after Artos column , so it proved , when I got to the Newsagents and staggered in the door , I gasped "Evening News please , "sorry sir sold out" , when I shouted "What" and when he looked up to see this blood drenched , cycle clipped vision of loveliness advancing towards him shouting "what", he threw an Evening News on the counter saying "just the one let sir"as he backed up against the wall , I didn''t care if it had Mr Pilch written on the top it was mine .Home in a record time with a backing wind , up the drive , just missed the branch , must tell Ruth to cut that off sometime when she has a spare minute , feet up on the sofa , now for this lovely treat , Ruth will have to wait till I have finished with it , must remember to tell her not to fold it over Artos column . I looked and I looked and I looked , there was no sign of you Arto , someone had found a hornets nest and someone had seen a fox dead on the side of the road and some lovely old boys were worried in Diss about the days their bins would be emptied , Not a word from Arto about the state of the Canaries , which I was doting on .Now after two months there has been nothing done about that branch , I know Ruth has been busy painting the house and of course she has been very busy with making sausages , burgers, etc but for goodness sake how long does it take to saw a branch off ? I know she has got a good saw as I have seen one in her tool box , I seems to me if you want anything done about here you have to do it yourself . [:D] arrdee. [/quote]Absolutely quality wit and sarcasm,without malice!! No wonder a lot of you loved the guy!(Apologies Arthur,but this is great.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 18, 2010 [quote user="Arthur Whittle"]1st column in tomorrows Evening news.....dont miss it!!![/quote][img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2234/1888158370_431140529d.jpg[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted February 18, 2010 LOL Chops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
