Interview Question

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A Random NCFC bod phones you up and says "We would like you to set a question for all interviewees for the managers'' post.".  

What would yours be ?

[Misery Guts 0]

Where in the leauge do you think a club of Norwich''s size should be ?

 

 

[HappyhammerAndy 0]

Can you turn a club that is going nowhere around?

A.

[Duffman 0]

"What is your greatest weakness?"

[Rasputin was a C... 0]

Don''t be silly Happyhammer, we''re going down at this point in time = )

[ca 1]

Q How long do you think it will take you to get us into the Premiership

A How much money will I have to spend in January?

 

 

[Marty 0]

how would you unite all the fans again?

[Marty 0]

what is you favouirite sandwich filling, not necessarily an important question but i''d need to know!

Blah, no more gurning man, why?

[Canary02 0]

When a trusted performer begins to get on in years or starts having a bad run, how long do you keep persisting with said player before replacing them?

a) Never, I''ll flog them to death as long as I think they like me.

b) There''s a B?

I''m sorry Nigel, take off the hat and glasses, you can''t have the job back....

[Baldyboy 1]

will you give youth a chance?

[E I E I E I O 0]

Do you percieve us to be a potentially bigger club than West Ham ?

If the answer is no then point out his shortcomings and say no!

They are not even big in there own town! If  we could get half the Norfolk people back that have deserted to the hammers, we would have gates in excess of  30,000 already!

[Mook 0]

Is the most important part of your job:

a, Getting results

b, Playing good football

c, Keeping the fans happy with your media skills, passion and gift of the gab.

[Yellow Rages 0]

Good question this!

 

Erm .............................''Why do you want this job?''

 

On a serious note though I would ask.......................

''With limited funds available, and the posibility of only signing two average players in the January transfer window at most, what can you offer this club that would ensure a play off position at the end of the season.''

[Syteanric 1]

what backup plan will u have when the system stops working and we hit bad form?

jas :)

[Marty 0]

Being serious for one minute i''d ask three questions;

 

1. Favourite pink''un poster?

2. Worst pink''un poster?

3. Regarding my avatars, more or less cheek (in the light of the hotly contested avatar taste debate)?

 

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[quote]Blah, no more gurning man, why?[/quote]

Mello went for a saucy avatar, I thought I''d follow his lead and go for a hot saucy avatar.  Weak, I know.

If there is sufficient outcry for the return of the gurner, I''ll bring him back.  Don''t go registering the domain www.gurner-in.co.uk though, eh ? [:)]

[Splendid Rush 0]

What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

[Tom NCFC 0]

Do you admire Worthington''s style of Play?

If so then GET OUT!

[Hayden 0]

what do you add to powdered water?

[Hayden 0]

who was your greatest signing and why?

[Hucka Hucka Huckerby 0]

Can you motivate good players to play well? If you can we''ll be in the Premership soon!

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what do you add to powdered water?

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Is the answer to this one air ?

[Hucka Hucka Huckerby 0]

[quote user="Splendid Rush"]What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?[/quote]

Lol... Can''t beat a bit of Partridge!!

[Cluck 0]

Question........Do we go for safety and mediocrity or take a chance and enjoy a white knuckle ride?

My answer.......White knuckle ride every time!

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My question would be :

How would you get the best out of a team that is capable on paper but appears to have divided loyalties, with a squad of players that could do better, but have delivered performances that left the board with no option but to sack the previous manager, and with little prospect of much money to improve the squad ?

[Yellow fever 0]

will you be able to egt us into the premiership whilst at the same time making us big profuts from transfers

[Mello Yello 2,588]

Delia says: "Why do they call orange jam, marmalade?"

 

[Herb 0]

Have you got a massive head shaped like a potato?

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[quote]Delia says: "Why do they call orange jam, marmalade?"[/quote]

Here you go, Delia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmalade

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "marmalade" appeared in English in 1480, borrowed from French marmelade which, in turn, came from the Portuguese marmelada. Originally, according to the root of the word, which is marmelo or quince, a preserve made from quinces was intended. There is no truth whatsoever to the common belief that the word derives from "Marie malade" (French for "ill Mary"), referring to Mary, Queen of Scots, because she used it as a medicine for a headache or upset stomach.

The Romans learned from the Greeks that quinces slowly cooked with honey would "set" when cool (though they did not know about fruit pectin). Greek melimelon or "honey fruit"—for most quinces are too astringent to be used without honey, and in Greek "melos" or "apple" stands for all globular fruits—was transformed into "marmelo." The Roman cookbook attributed to Apicius gives a recipe for preserving whole quinces with their stems and leaves attached in a bath of honey diluted with defrutum: Roman marmalade.

The extension of "marmalade" in the English language to refer to citrus fruits was made in the 17th century, when citrus first began to be plentiful enough in England for the usage to become common. In some languages of continental Europe a word sharing a root with "marmalade" refers to all gelled fruit conserves, and those derived from citrus fruits merit no special word of their own. This linguistic difference has occasionally been claimed as emblematic of the irreconcilability of anglophone and continental world views.

Burn the wiki man, BURN HIM !!!!

[HappyhammerAndy 0]

Would you risk your club going into liquidation if it fails?