How I Wrote Elastic Man 1,192 Posted September 7, 2023 (edited) Not an unrelated topic to the above.... Daily Mail health guide #1 How to wipe your árse properly We are just one small wipe away... Edited September 7, 2023 by How I Wrote Elastic Man not unrelated to the last post on the previous page, anyway 🙄 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,820 Posted September 9, 2023 Erm, no, you're alright, thanks.🤢 How to turn coffee grounds into a delicious marinade for beetroot. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,425 Posted September 9, 2023 Who the fcuk keeps recommissioning Mrs Brown's Boys at the BBC? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,425 Posted September 10, 2023 I hate those couple of cnuts at Ladbaby with a passion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted September 10, 2023 It's inpressive/terrifying how easy it to open a locked car door. It's not a particularly old car either. I'd locked the keys in there somehow. Mechanic mate had got it undone before I'd got to the house to get the spare! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted September 11, 2023 Insomnia. How can faithless write such an uplifting track about something so irritating! My sleep is out of sync. I nodded off at 7 and work up 12ish and now cant sleep. I went for a walk round the block to get some air. Guy was getting out of his car and as we walked passed each other i said morning. He replied. Maybe we should've just ignored each other? I can't decide which would seem weirder! I'm sure he was confused as to why some random was wandering about in shorts and t shirt at 1.30am! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,820 Posted September 11, 2023 12 hours ago, The Raptor said: It's inpressive/terrifying how easy it to open a locked car door. It's not a particularly old car either. I'd locked the keys in there somehow. Mechanic mate had got it undone before I'd got to the house to get the spare! The better the car, the easier to unlock apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,975 Posted September 11, 2023 12 hours ago, The Raptor said: It's inpressive/terrifying how easy it to open a locked car door. It's not a particularly old car either. I'd locked the keys in there somehow. Mechanic mate had got it undone before I'd got to the house to get the spare! Many years ago I went to a Fulham game while working in London. Two guys in front of me were laughing about BMW spending millions on a new anti theft device. The car thieves of West London had worked out that if you put half a tennis ball over the lock and gave it a whack it opened the doors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted September 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Herman said: The better the car, the easier to unlock apparently Always said Aygos were underrated! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted September 12, 2023 There's a channel on my parents TV with the word Christmas in it. I'll add it to the list of reasons I don't have a TV 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,571 Posted September 13, 2023 How long do you think it will be before people stop referring to “X, formerly known as Twitter”? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GodlyOtsemobor 2,376 Posted September 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Mr Angry said: How long do you think it will be before people stop referring to “X, formerly known as Twitter”? When he changes his name back to Prince I guess 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,175 Posted September 13, 2023 23 minutes ago, GodlyOtsemobor said: When he changes his name back to Prince I guess Going to be a little tricky, being dead and everything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,175 Posted September 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Mr Angry said: How long do you think it will be before people stop referring to “X, formerly known as Twitter”? And xing instead of tweeting? And thinking about it, do you pronounce it “exing” or “zing”? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GodlyOtsemobor 2,376 Posted September 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Nuff Said said: Going to be a little tricky, being dead and everything? I thought Harry was in USA? When did he pass? 😜😜😜 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,991 Posted September 13, 2023 22 minutes ago, GodlyOtsemobor said: I thought Harry was in USA? When did he pass? 😜😜😜 If you mean Prince, the US singer, he karked it back in 2016. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted September 13, 2023 I find it pretty cool that lego capes come in their own box. Lord Vader also approves! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,820 Posted September 13, 2023 17 minutes ago, The Raptor said: I find it pretty cool that lego capes come in their own box. Lord Vader also approves! Do you have a Green Dragon? https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001qdsv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
How I Wrote Elastic Man 1,192 Posted September 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Nuff Said said: And xing instead of tweeting? And thinking about it, do you pronounce it “exing” or “zing”? Based on this, I go for exing....though there is an additional dash symbol included....and the context is different.....but I'm not letting that stop me from posting a Queen Adreena link😃....or should it be "Queenadreena" 🤔 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,820 Posted September 15, 2023 Talking of twitter, why do the majority of blue tick owners seem to be racist ******? Are they the only ones stupid enough to give Elmo money? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,571 Posted September 17, 2023 On 13/09/2023 at 20:11, How I Wrote Elastic Man said: Based on this, I go for exing....though there is an additional dash symbol included....and the context is different.....but I'm not letting that stop me from posting a Queen Adreena link😃....or should it be "Queenadreena" 🤔 One of my friends mentions Queen Adreena regularly, due to the Clash/Eat/Wonder Stuff connection-I’ve never listened to anything they’ve done but I will give it a try. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted September 17, 2023 (edited) Veggie friend has just (jokingly) had a go at me for eating bacon and that I should think of the poor pigs. My solution. Think of Peppa Pig. Remember she's horrible and sociopathic... wipe her out. Extra bacon please! Edited September 17, 2023 by The Raptor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,820 Posted September 20, 2023 (edited) Another different parking app downloaded. Who can beat 3? Make that 4. Edited September 21, 2023 by Herman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,175 Posted September 22, 2023 A study done a few years ago about whether a lost wallet/purse was handed in, with money in and without. (No overtly racist replies please) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted September 22, 2023 They're a **** 70s Coldplay How I just described ABBA to a mate. They just make me angry. Musically I can see it but they're not for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,175 Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, The Raptor said: They're a **** 70s Coldplay How I just described ABBA to a mate. They just make me angry. Musically I can see it but they're not for me. I ****** love ABBA. Always have done, even through my indie years. Proper grown up pop music. Mamma Mia though? I would happily strangle them them all. Sucking all the Scandinavian, existential goodness out and turning it into karaoke. Pah! 😡 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted September 23, 2023 It's something about them that just irritates me. Maybe because they've just been ridiculously overplayed i dont know. I can appreciate the music. Anyone who does jolly sounding songs which are actually bleak as hell if you listen to them as well as they do ((sos) sorry if I've ruined it. ) They're great. It's just not for me. The films however. NO. NO. NO. I paid money to see the first one to take someone. She hated it more than I did! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,571 Posted September 24, 2023 On 22/09/2023 at 22:54, Nuff Said said: I ****** love ABBA. Always have done, even through my indie years. Proper grown up pop music. Mamma Mia though? I would happily strangle them them all. Sucking all the Scandinavian, existential goodness out and turning it into karaoke. Pah! 😡 I was always mystified by the lyrics to The Day Before You Came, mystified as to how a band that had been singing in English for years could suddenly produce a song that had such mangled lyrics-"There's not, I think, a single episode of Dallas that I didn't see" being the worst example. Now I realise it was just a very early attempt at songwriting by AI. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleyellowbirdie 2,588 Posted September 24, 2023 (edited) On 11/09/2023 at 02:56, The Raptor said: Insomnia. How can faithless write such an uplifting track about something so irritating! My sleep is out of sync. I nodded off at 7 and work up 12ish and now cant sleep. I went for a walk round the block to get some air. Guy was getting out of his car and as we walked passed each other i said morning. He replied. Maybe we should've just ignored each other? I can't decide which would seem weirder! I'm sure he was confused as to why some random was wandering about in shorts and t shirt at 1.30am! A few hundred years ago, people would go to bed very early, wake about midnight and spend a couple of hours reading, praying, or maybe having sex, then go back to sleep. Apparently it's quite a healthy approach. https://www.sleepfoundation.org/how-sleep-works/biphasic-sleep Edited September 24, 2023 by littleyellowbirdie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
