TheGunnShow 5,994 Posted November 27, 2023 Sod it. Dark humour time again (Miss TGS sent this to me). 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,994 Posted November 30, 2023 Men who pride themselves on being "providers" complaining about women being "gold diggers". Er, make it make sense??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,571 Posted November 30, 2023 On 23/11/2023 at 22:34, Nuff Said said: I guessing you’re not familiar with the speaker phone “button”? I rarely use anything else. Partly as LYB says in case there’s any negative effect from holding a phone so close to my head, but mainly because it’s more like having an ordinary conversation. On 23/11/2023 at 22:34, Nuff Said said: I guessing you’re not familiar with the speaker phone “button”? I rarely use anything else. Partly as LYB says in case there’s any negative effect from holding a phone so close to my head, but mainly because it’s more like having an ordinary conversation. I’m familiar with it but hardly ever use it unless I have to use the phone for something else during the conversation. Phone to my ear seems normal to me! I’m surprised I’ve never overheard the person they are speaking to if they are using the speaker phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,425 Posted December 16, 2023 Harry Potter films: love 'em. Fantastic Beasts films: can't get on with them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleyellowbirdie 2,592 Posted December 19, 2023 On 30/11/2023 at 13:50, Mr Angry said: I’m familiar with it but hardly ever use it unless I have to use the phone for something else during the conversation. Phone to my ear seems normal to me! I’m surprised I’ve never overheard the person they are speaking to if they are using the speaker phone. You can hold it away without speakerphone in a quiet environment if your hearing is okay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted December 19, 2023 1 hour ago, GodlyOtsemobor said: I can still hear this one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted December 20, 2023 I've probably said it before but as I've just heard it it's annoyed me again. Band aid makes no sense There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas because its their summer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted December 20, 2023 5 hours ago, The Raptor said: I've probably said it before but as I've just heard it it's annoyed me again. Band aid makes no sense There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas because its their summer! That's in my head now😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted December 24, 2023 Poundland is moving into the old BHS on St Stephens Street. It will be the largest in the country. I'm sure you all feel as proud and excited as me. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,467 Posted December 24, 2023 Why do newsreaders wish you a happy ****day all the time ? It's got to the stage where they wish everyone a happy Monday, happy Christmas wednesday, what's the point of it ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted December 25, 2023 19 hours ago, dylanisabaddog said: Poundland is moving into the old BHS on St Stephens Street. It will be the largest in the country. I'm sure you all feel as proud and excited as me. I hope they change stores by closing the road for a few hours and having a massive chain gang. I've gone off poundland since very little in there these days is actually a pound. Even the fact its now a couple of meters nearer home won't change that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted December 25, 2023 18 hours ago, FenwayFrank said: Why do newsreaders wish you a happy ****day all the time ? It's got to the stage where they wish everyone a happy Monday, happy Christmas wednesday, what's the point of it ? On 23 December a BBC newsreader said Happy Christmas Eve Eve. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted December 25, 2023 1 minute ago, The Raptor said: I hope they change stores by closing the road for a few hours and having a massive chain gang. I've gone off poundland since very little in there these days is actually a pound. Even the fact its now a couple of meters nearer home won't change that. Early contender for best post of Christmas Day😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted December 25, 2023 I hope I haven't peaked too soon! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted December 25, 2023 Why am I always more awake on days I don't have to work? Still not getting up tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted December 25, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, The Raptor said: Why am I always more awake on days I don't have to work? Still not getting up tho. Get a dog. They are very helpful at getting you out of bed Edited December 25, 2023 by dylanisabaddog 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted December 27, 2023 Does anyone else become momentarily confused when the Queen is mentioned on the news? This morning it was reported a sick child had tea with the Queen at Buckingham Palace. I was a bit shocked 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted December 30, 2023 NO!!!! Can't you not just have a beer that tastes like beer? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted December 31, 2023 On 25/12/2023 at 06:55, dylanisabaddog said: Get a dog. They are very helpful at getting you out of bed Would love to. Sadly its just not practical with working everyday and having a small house. It wouldn't be fair on the dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted December 31, 2023 Has anyone actually checked Luke Littlers birth certificate? He's clearly the world oldest 16 year old. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted December 31, 2023 1 hour ago, The Raptor said: Has anyone actually checked Luke Littlers birth certificate? He's clearly the world oldest 16 year old. More to the point, is it legal to eat all the pies at that age? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,425 Posted January 2 Couldn't find the cost of living crisis thread, so posting here.. Has anyone noticed the price of olive oil these days 😮 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,571 Posted January 2 On 31/12/2023 at 05:59, The Raptor said: Has anyone actually checked Luke Littlers birth certificate? He's clearly the world oldest 16 year old. My brother and I both tried to put a bet on him while watching his first round match-he was 40-1 when we first tried, by the time his match finished he had dropped to 10-1. Apparently he was 50-1 before the tournament started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,231 Posted January 2 Hope you succeeded and win a bit of cash! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,994 Posted January 2 The person who came up with the spelling for dyslexia was taking the rip, surely? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleyellowbirdie 2,592 Posted January 3 On 02/01/2024 at 20:36, TheGunnShow said: The person who came up with the spelling for dyslexia was taking the rip, surely? Or possibly they were dyslexic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,977 Posted January 5 Just heard on the radio that Oscar Pestorious is going to have to wear a tag on his ankle. Not being rude, but how is that going to work? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
