Uncle Fred 526 Posted July 25, 2020 Is anyone else getting excited to see what pattern the grounds men will cut the grass at the Carra will we get solid lines, double lines or maybe a checked pattern to enjoy the new season build up is promising to be very very exciting what improvements will be made to the ground , I am hoping for new loo roll dispensers in the Gunn Club and maybe some of those funky beer glass fillers that they had at Spurs , now they would be real cause for excitement Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Branston Pickle 4,150 Posted July 25, 2020 I think someone is having a breakdown 😕 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,785 Posted July 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Uncle Fred said: Is anyone else getting excited to see what pattern the grounds men will cut the grass at the Carra will we get solid lines, double lines or maybe a checked pattern to enjoy the new season build up is promising to be very very exciting what improvements will be made to the ground , I am hoping for new loo roll dispensers in the Gunn Club and maybe some of those funky beer glass fillers that they had at Spurs , now they would be real cause for excitement You ok Freddo? You Sure? If you are nice to me then summat is really afoot. Go on give it a try. I promise to reciprocate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,682 Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) Everything about the club right now is top notch. Those of us who were in the dark can now see the light and are a 100% behind the project come rain or shine. Edited July 25, 2020 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted July 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Everything about the club right now is top notch. Those of us who were in dark can now see the light and are a 100% behind the project come rain or shine. I have seen the light, praise the Lord, God Save Delia and family Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,682 Posted July 25, 2020 Just now, Uncle Fred said: I have seen the light, praise the Lord, God Save Delia and family Tom is for sure the right man to lead us into future battles. One can only hope he is as successful as our current leaders and has children of his own to keep the dynasty going forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,682 Posted July 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Uncle Fred said: I have seen the light, praise the Lord, God Save Delia and family It sounds like you’ve had an Oliver Cromwell moment, if so your faith will be a source of comfort in all aspects of your life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
South Sider 114 Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) With the sudden increase of troll game on the forum, Waveney feels he has to up his game to keep being noticed. Heaven forbid he gets forgotten. Strange approach to kill with odd kindness for someone of his lunacy but better than previous attempts. Let's not forget this is the guy who INSTANTLY stopped using 'Jobsworth Canary' after being called out as an absolute f***ing mor0n (by pretty much everyone) with regards the the Todd Cantwell mentla health thread and the hatred he put his way constantly. Still a grade A one Waveney. Edited July 25, 2020 by South Sider 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,682 Posted July 25, 2020 1 minute ago, South Sider said: With the sudden increase of troll game on the forum, Waveney feels he has to up his game to keep being noticed. Heaven forbid he gets forgotten. Strange approach to kill with odd kindness for someone of his lunacy but better than previous attempts. Let's not forget this is the guy who INSTANTLY stopped using 'Jobsworth Canary' after being called out as an absolute f***ing mor0n (by pretty much everyone) with regards the the Todd Cantwell mentla health thread and the hatred he put his way constantly. Still a grade A one Waveney. Let’s keep this thread friendly and positive please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C.I.D 358 Posted July 25, 2020 30 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Tom is for sure the right man to lead us into future battles. One can only hope he is as successful as our current leaders and has children of his own to keep the dynasty going forever. ......especially if he marries a stinkin' rich Chinese investor's daughter 🤑 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 5,014 Posted July 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Uncle Fred said: Is anyone else getting excited to see what pattern the grounds men will cut the grass at the Carra will we get solid lines, double lines or maybe a checked pattern to enjoy the new season build up is promising to be very very exciting what improvements will be made to the ground , I am hoping for new loo roll dispensers in the Gunn Club and maybe some of those funky beer glass fillers that they had at Spurs , now they would be real cause for excitement I'm hoping they install those 'air blade' hand-driers in the Upper Barclay toilets. I do like rummaging through the bin to find a not too wet use paper towel because the dispenser has run out before kick-off, but they would be next level technology and stand us in good stead for our rapid return to the EPL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number9 272 Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said: I'm hoping they install additional toilet roll dispensers in the Upper Barclay toilets. I do like rummaging through the bin to find a not too wet used toilet roll because the dispenser has run out before kick-off, but they would be next level technology and stand us in good stead for our rapid return to the EPL. My humble apologies, it's been one of those days... Edited July 25, 2020 by Number9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,682 Posted July 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said: I'm hoping they install those 'air blade' hand-driers in the Upper Barclay toilets. I do like rummaging through the bin to find a not too wet use paper towel because the dispenser has run out before kick-off, but they would be next level technology and stand us in good stead for our rapid return to the EPL. I don’t think that will ever happen. Hospitals are phasing them out as they have now been deemed unhygienic. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number9 272 Posted July 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: I don’t think that will ever happen. Hospitals are phasing them out as they have now been deemed unhygienic. Disposable paper towels are far more hygienic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 5,014 Posted July 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: I don’t think that will ever happen. Hospitals are phasing them out as they have now been deemed unhygienic. But but they've got a blue light thingy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,572 Posted July 25, 2020 The excrement continues to flow.... "There.....that's better"...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,682 Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said: I'm hoping they install those 'air blade' hand-driers in the Upper Barclay toilets. I do like rummaging through the bin to find a not too wet use paper towel because the dispenser has run out before kick-off, but they would be next level technology and stand us in good stead for our rapid return to the EPL. Just resort to the tried and tested method and use the back of your slacks/jeans if all paper towels are gone. Edited July 25, 2020 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted July 25, 2020 40 minutes ago, C.I.D said: ......especially if he marries a stinkin' rich Chinese investor's daughter 🤑 There is no need for a stinking rich Chinese owner with Delia and family doing such a first class job, OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,960 Posted July 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Uncle Fred said: "The excitement continues to grow" Those new erectile dysfunction tablets working then? ✊ ⏩ 🍆 💦 🤪 OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 580 Posted July 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said: "The excitement continues to grow" Those new erectile dysfunction tablets working then? ✊ ⏩ 🍆 💦 🤪 OTBC like a baby's arm 👶💪 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 5,246 Posted July 25, 2020 1 hour ago, C.I.D said: ......especially if he marries a stinkin' rich Chinese investor's daughter 🤑 Already married and he and his wife have produced a heir to the dynasty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 6,149 Posted July 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: It sounds like you’ve had an Oliver Cromwell moment, if so your faith will be a source of comfort in all aspects of your life. Would Cromwell have approved of Delia's Catholic faith? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 6,149 Posted July 25, 2020 40 minutes ago, paddycanary said: like a baby's arm 👶💪 with an apple instead of a hand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,682 Posted July 25, 2020 Just now, dylanisabaddog said: Would Cromwell have approved of Delia's Catholic faith? I’m sure there were a few in the New Model Army, just respect the Puritan faith and worship quietly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 6,149 Posted July 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Midlands Yellow said: I’m sure there were a few in the New Model Army, just respect the Puritan faith and worship quietly. I think I'll stick to being an atheist Catholic🙄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,682 Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) 31 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said: Already married and he and his wife have produced a heir to the dynasty. Excellent news. It’s refreshing to see us all united after what has been a troubling season at times. Edited July 25, 2020 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites